34. The Greatest Liars in Michigan

I was over in Michigan the other day. There was a boy over there at

Grand Rapids about five or six years old, a nice, smart boy, as you will

see from the remark he made--what you might call a nineteenth century

boy. His father and mother had promised to take him out riding for about

three weeks, and they would slip off and go without him. Well, after

a while that got kind of played out with the little boy, and the day

before I was there they played the trick on him again. They went out and

got the carriage, and went away, and as they rode away from the front of

the house, he happened to be standing there with his nurse, and he

saw them. The whole thing flashed on him in a moment. He took in the

situation, and turned to his nurse and said, pointing to his father and

mother: "There go the two biggest liars in the State of Michigan!" When

you go home fill the house with joy, so that the light of it will stream

out the windows and doors, and illuminate even the darkness. It is just

as easy that way as any in the world.

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