24. A Word to the Cross-Grained

A cross man I hate above all things. What right has he to murder the

sunshine of the day? What right has he to assassinate the joy of life?

When you go home you ought to feel the light there is in the house;

if it is in the night it will burst out of the doors and windows and

illuminate the darkness. It is just as well to go home a ray of sunshine

as an old, sour, cross curmudgeon, who thinks he is the head of the

family. Wise men think their mighty brains have been in a turmoil; they

have been thinking about who will be alderman from the Fifth ward; they

have been thinking about politics; great and mighty questions have been

engaging their minds; they have bought calico at eight cents or six, and

want to sell it for seven. Think of the intellectual strain that must

have been upon a man, and when he gets home everybody else in the house

must look out for his comfort. Head of the house, indeed! I don't like

him a bit!

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