CHAPTER XXXI

Good Muse, sweet Muse, take us back to Pieterseville again. Whisper

to me and tell me what happened there during Walter's romantic

enchantment; and have a care that my language rises to the dignity

of the subject.

We know already, Clio, how the mistress of the castle saw her progeny

depart to protect the distressed lady from the nefarious attacks of

robbers and murderers; how her blessing and the consecrated blade were

withheld, and how the brave youth sallied forth with a nightcap his

only weapon. We know, too, how the bachelor Stoffel, the hereditary

custodian of the reputation of the family----

Ah, let us treat the matter quite simply, and leave the muse alone.

On the Friday evening in question Juffrouw Pieterse went to bed as

usual. The others did the same. There were no indications of bad

dreams. There was no trace of anxiety over the terrible danger to

which Walter had thoughtlessly exposed himself. This might have

been because they did not know of the danger. It had not been at

all necessary for Juffrouw Laps to conceal her intention so slyly

and always omit Walter's name from the knighthood of the Pieterse

family. Thanks to the stupidity of the family, she might have gained

her point without any finesse.

Saturday morning dawned, that morning on which Mrs. Claus applied

the restoratives so abundantly, and so efficaciously.

"I wonder where in the world the boy can be so long?" said the mother.

"I don't suppose he got up very early; and then maybe she had him to

read a chapter out of the Bible at breakfast."

This explanation by Stoffel quieted the family for half an hour.

"How would it do for you to go over there?" Juffrouw Pieterse proposed

at last.

"I'm not going, mother. You know it isn't on my way to school."

That was a sufficient reason. Never do anything that isn't on your

way--one of the favorite maxims of conservatism. Stoffel himself did

not know how profound was the wisdom of his political aphorism.

"How would it do, then, to send Leentje over to Juffrouw Laps's to

inquire about Walter?"

This proposal met with approval, and Leentje was dispatched forthwith.

Oh, poor Juffrouw Laps! She was "the most wretched woman in the world;"

and the room from which Walter had fled so suddenly was now the temple

of all the heterogeneous griefs and pains that novelists ever make

use of.

I will not place Walter above Joseph, Theseus, Jason or Hippolytos. May

Apollo preserve me from such blind partiality. Not by any means do I

regard my hero as the most interesting mortal that ever left a woman

in the lurch. No, not in Walter's worth do I seek for the measure

of the forsaken lady's despair. Indeed, Juffrouw Laps's pain was

not caused by any reflections as to the beauty or excellence of the

vanished knight. There was another element in the matter that was

filling her with horror and driving her to distraction. With all due

respect for the suffering of other abandoned ladies, Asnath, Ariadne,

Medea, Phaedra--but Juffrouw Laps had to face Walter's family. That

was the trouble.

Her fertile brain evolved the most wonderful plans. How would it do for

her to tell that he had been carried away in a fiery chariot before

the eyes of the people, like Elias of old? She discarded the idea,

for fear that no one would believe it.

At first she had waited at the window, watching for her little Theseus

to return. When she saw him no more she thought that perhaps the mob

had carried him off with them. That was not an unpleasant thought;

since her fear for his return to his family was greater than her

desire for his return to her. This is easily understood: what might

he not tell at home?

It was already daylight; but Juffrouw Laps knew that it was too early

to go to the Pieterses'. Besides, what would she say? That her little

knight had run away during the night? And why? Whither? How did she

know but that he had already told the story in all its details?

She determined--not to determine upon anything, and to leave the

matter with the "Master" for the present. With this pious resolve she

climbed into her maidenly bed; and, before falling asleep, she groaned:

"If the rascal had only broken his neck, like the high priest Eli,

in First Samuel, 4!"

No doubt the Master saw the distress of his faithful disciple and

taught her how to meet the situation that awaited her waking; for

Leentje soon returned with the assurance of Juffrouw Laps that Walter

was out taking a morning walk.

In a way, this was the truth. The Juffrouw merely neglected to add

why he was taking a walk, and at what hour in the morning he had gone

out. Leentje, suspecting nothing, asked no questions. For her it was a

"matter of course" that he would not go out in the middle of the night.

The family now regarded the incident as fresh evidence of Walter's

objectionable habit of roving, and nothing more. They felt no anxiety

for his personal safety.

"There it is again!" said the mother. "The trouble and vexation I

have with that boy. Anybody else would sit down for a while after

breakfast; but he--what does he do? He runs away before it's hardly

daylight. Is that any way to do, Stoffel?"

"No, mother."

"And to leave us here anxious and worrying over him!"

"Yes, mother."

"This is a nice caper he's cutting again. He knows very well that

we're all uneasy and won't have a minute's peace till he comes. God

only knows where he is."

Stoffel could not wait to hear more. It was time for him to go

to school.

It may be repeated that there was not a word of truth in all this

uneasiness and anxiety. The family considered such a display to be the

proper thing; though, for the rest, they did not manifest the slightest

interest in Walter's fate. For aught they knew some accident might

have happened to the boy; but, instead of making a serious effort to

find out what had become of him, his mother found it easier to accuse

him of indecorous conduct and general worthlessness.

Thus matters remained until Dr. Holsma's carriage drove up before

Juffrouw Pieterse's door that afternoon and Kaatje alighted with her

message. After the recent fright Walter had given her, she was glad

enough to escape from such close proximity to the young lunatic. For

thus she regarded him.

All rushed to the window.

"There he is; there he is!" cried the whole family in a breath, and

as loud as they could. "Did you ever! Really, he's sitting there in

Dr. Holsma's carriage."

This flattering observation banished everything else from their

thoughts, and made Kaatje's task an easy one. It was now a simple

matter for her to allay their fears. They were no longer concerned

to know where Walter had been. It was enough that he was now in

Dr. Holsma's carriage.

"Ate breakfast at the doctor's? Girl, you don't say so! And--and--why

isn't the coachman wearing his furs?"

Kaatje was dumbfounded and could only stammer some reference to the

season. In fact, the manner in which her message was being received

strengthened her worst suspicions of Walter's sanity. It seemed to

her that the entire family was a little "off."

"And he really ate breakfast at the doctor's? Do you understand,

Trudie? Ate breakfast at Dr. Holsma's!"

"Yes, he ate breakfast with us. To be sure he did. The doctor himself

said so."

"At Dr. Holsma's, and ate breakfast there?"

"Why, certainly. Where else?"

"And did he use the good manners I've taught him?"

"Of course, Juffrouw! But----"

"And is he now in the carriage with the doctor?"

"Why, Juffrouw--naturally!"

"Listen, my dear," continued the proud mother, "I am going to tell you

something; but you need not repeat it to anybody else. Don't you know,

that's an unusual child!"

"Yes," sighed Kaatje, thoroughly convinced, "I know it."

"You know it, don't you? And do you know why? I'm going to tell

you. He's an unusual child, because--Pietro, move away a little, and

you, too, Mina. Trudie, you can stay where you are, but pay attention

to your knitting!--he's an unusual child, don't you know, because,

before he was born, you understand----"

"Oh, Juffrouw!"

"Yes, my dear, I dreamed of a butterfly; and it was dragging off an

elephant! You understand now?"

"Oh, yes, Juffrouw. I understand exactly."

"Don't you see? That's the reason. Give the doctor my politest regards,

and thank him for me. If he's only well-behaved--I mean Walter. And

the coachman wears such a fur cap only in the winter?"

Kaatje managed to escape, fully resolved never to dream of elephants

and butterflies. Such an indulgence seemed to her to be particularly

dangerous; for she now began to think in all seriousness that the

whole family was crazy, and that what she had seen in Walter was

merely a sample of the general disorder.

When a few hours later the doctor himself stopped at Juffrouw

Pieterse's, her joy over Walter's exaltation know no bounds. Holsma

took note of the stupid woman's foibles and follies, and resolved

to prescribe an intellectual diet for Walter that would counteract

their influence.

Poor Juffrouw Laps! If she had only known how happily everything

had turned out, how much worry she might have spared herself! In the

seclusion of her own room she was still quoting the Bible and fighting

for her honor.

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