CHAPTER III.

THE ARRIVAL.

THE young men were thus situated as regards both the world and one

another, and Mrs. Tracy had almost entirely forgotten the fact, that she

possessed a piece of goods so supererogatory as her husband (a property

too which her children had never quite realized), when all on a sudden,

one ordinary morning, the postman's-knock brought to her breakfast-table

at Burleigh-Singleton the following epistle:

"British Channel, Thursday, March 11th, 1842.

"The Sir William Elphinston, E.I.M.

"DEAR JANE: You will be surprised to find that you are to see me so

soon, I dare say, especially as it is now some years since you will have

heard from me. The reason is, I have been long in an out-of-the-way part

of India, where there is little communication with Europe, and so you

will excuse my not writing. We hope to find ourselves to-night in

Plymouth roads, where I shall get into a pilot-boat, and so shall see

you to-morrow. You may, therefore, now expect your affectionate husband,

"J.G.J. TRACY, General H.E.I.C.S.

"P.S.1.--Remember me to our boy, or boys--which is it?

"P.S.2.--I bring with me the daughter of a friend in India, who is come

over for a year or two's polish at a first-rate school. Of course you

will be glad to receive her as our guest.

"J.G.J.T."

This loving letter was the most startling event that had ever attempted

to unnerve Mrs. Tracy; and she accordingly managed, for effect and

propriety's sake, to grow very faint upon the spot, whether for joy, or

sorrow, or fear of lost liberty, or hope of a restored lord, doth not

appear; she had so long been satisfied with receiving quarterly pay from

the India agents, that she forgot it was an evidence of her husband's

existence; and, lo! here he was returning a general, doubtlessly a

magnificent moustachioed individual, and she was to be Mrs. General! so

that when she came completely to herself, after that feint of a faint,

she was thinking of nothing but court-plumes, oriental pearls, and her

gallant Tracy's uniform.

The postscripts also had their influence: Charles, naturally

affectionate, and willing to love a hitherto unseen father, felt hurt,

as well he might, at the "boy, or boys;" while Julian, who ridiculed his

brother's sentimentality, was already fancying that the "daughter of a

friend" might be a pleasant addition to the dullness of

Burleigh-Singleton.

Preparations vast were made at once for the general's reception; from

attic to kitchen was sounded the tocsin of his coming. Julian was all

bustle and excitement, to his mother's joy and pride; while Charles

merited her wrath by too much of his habitual and paternal quietude,

particularly when he withdrew his forces altogether from the loud

domestic fray, by retreating up-stairs to cogitate and muse, perhaps to

make a calming prayer or two about all these matters of importance. As

for Mrs. Tracy herself, she was even now, within the first hour of that

news, busily engaged in collecting cosmetics, trinkets, blonde lace, and

other female finery, resolved to trick herself out like Jezebel, and win

her lord once more; whilst the pernicious old aunt, who still lived on,

notwithstanding all those twenty years of patience, as vivacious as

before, grumbled and scolded so much at this upsetting of her house,

that there was really some risk of her altering the will at last, and

cutting out Jane Tracy after all.

And the morrow morning came, as if it were no more than an ordinary

Friday, and with it came expectancy; and noon succeeded, and with it

spirits alternately elated and depressed; and evening drew in, with

heart-sickness and chagrin at hopes or prophecies deferred; and night,

and next morning, and still the general came not. So, much weeping at

that vexing disappointment, after so many pains to please, Mrs. Tracy

put aside her numerous aids and appliances, and lay slatternly a-bed, to

nurse a head-ache until noon; and all had well nigh forgotten the

probable arrival, when, to every body's dismay, a dusty chaise and four

suddenly rattled up the terrace, and stopped at our identical number

seven.

Then was there scuffling up, and getting down, and making preparation in

hot haste; and a stout gentleman with a gamboge face descended from the

chaise, exploding wrath like a bomb-shell, that so important an approach

had made such slight appearance of expectancy: it was disrespectful to

his rank, and he took care to prove he was somebody, by blowing up the

very innocent post-boys. This accomplished, he gallantly handed out

after him a pretty-looking miss in her teens. Poor Mrs. Tracy, _en

papillotes_, looked out at the casement like any one but Jezebel attired

for bewitching, and could have cried for vexation; in fact, she did,

and passed it off for feeling. Aunt Green, whom the general at first

lovingly saluted as his wife (for the poor man had entirely forgotten

the uxorial appearance), was all in a pucker for deafness, blindness,

and evident misapprehension of all things in general, though clearly

pleased, and flattered at her gallant nephew's salutation. Julian, with

what grace of manner he could muster, was already playing the agreeable

to that pretty ward, after having, to the general's great surprise,

introduced himself to him as his son; while Charles, who had rushed into

the room, warm-heartedly to fling himself into his father's arms, was

repelled on the spot for his affection: General Tracy, with a military

air, excused himself from the embrace, extending a finger to the unknown

gentleman, with somewhat of offended dignity.

At last, down came the wife: our general at once perceived himself

mistaken in the matter of Mrs. Green; and, coldly bowing to the

bedizened dame, acknowledged her pretensions with a courteous--

"Mrs. General Tracy, allow me to introduce to you Miss Emily Warren, the

daughter of a very particular friend of mine:--Miss Warren, Mrs. Tracy."

For other welcomings, mutual astonishment at each other's fat, some

little sorrowful talk of the twenty years ago, and some dull paternal

jest about this dozen feet of sons, made up the chilly meeting: and the

slender thread of sentimentals, which might possibly survive it, was

soon snapt by paying post-boys, orders after luggage, and devouring

tiffin.

The only persons who felt any thing at all, were Mrs. Tracy, vexed at

her dishabille, and mortified at so cool a reception of, what she hoped,

her still unsullied beauties; and Charles, poor fellow, who ran up to

his studious retreat, and soothed his grief, as best he might, with

philosophic fancies: it was so cold, so heartless, so unkind a greeting.

Romantic youth! how should the father have known him for a son?

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