There are meters of accent,
There are meters of tone,
But the best way to meet her
Is to meter alone.
There are letters of accent
There are letters of tone,
But the best way to letter
Is to letter alone.
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Page the Weather Boy!
The fancy display in hosiery on a rainy day affects a man’s eyes to such
an extent that he is always anxious to see it clear up.
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_Playing with loaded dice is shaky business at best._
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Ain’t It the Truth?
It usually takes a St. Patrick’s Day parade longer to pass a bootlegging
joint than any other point on the line of march.
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