The Hootch Hound’s Lament

It’s easy to stay two-thirds pickled all day,

Get drunk and sleep out in the yard,

But to put in a night without one drink in sight;

It’s the getting back sober that’s hard.

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Love is a hallucination that makes an otherwise sane man believe he can

set up housekeeping on a gas stove and a canary bird.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 28, December, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 57 / 70 题