“_There’s just one Gal in Galveston, but there’s More in Baltimore._”
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I went into a restaurant. I said, “Have you got anything fit for a hog to
eat?”
He said, “Yes, what do you want?”
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When a married man gets his hair cut, his wife loses her strongest hold
on him.
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The barber has a scraping acquaintance with a great many people.
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