Pithole Filosophy

One time I got mad at a sassy kid; I said, “There is enough brass in your

face to make a large kettle.”

He said “Yes, and there’s enough sap in your head to fill it.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 28, December, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 42 / 70 题