Fable of a Sap

_He sitteth and enjoyeth_

_The Evening_

_And Spendeth only_

_His Time._

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An Opulent Love Letter!

Oh, dearie! just the lucid thought of your love, yes just to think of it

fills my combined heart and soul with the most limpid fulgency. Every

time I think of you my erotic pumping organ vibrates all through my body.

It is just your love that keeps my soul from sacrifice. One minute I

imagine you are exulting your thought on me in the most wonderful way,

and then I feel, Oh, so strong and lusty, and it encounters the greatest

exultation of my life, but before I know it the door flies open and the

entire thought escapes without impetus, and then the next thing to come

is a thought rather much undesirable.

I just imagine you think very little of me and that you are keeping it

concealed just to see how jejune you can drain my poor heart from that

pure living love of yours, and, Oh! it makes me feel so impotent that I

want to loll my life away. It is just the lack of your levity that hurts,

and my heart turns gelid and cold but after I carry that muse for a

minute then the most mellifluous thought comes to my mind telling me that

you are thinking of me in the most elegant way and my eyes fly wide open

with fraught fulgency and I feel as though I am floating on a lovely pink

cloud eating ice cream smothered in violets, and Oh!

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It’s a strong stomach that has no turning.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 28, December, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 11 / 70 题