I’m not a low Radical, hating the laws,
Who’d the aristocracy rebuke.
I talk o’ the Lord Mayor o’ London because
I once was on intimate terms with his cook.
I served him a turn, and got pensioned on scraps,
And, Lord, Sir! didn’t I envy his place,
Till Death knock’d him down with the softest of taps,
And I knew what was meant by a tallowy face!