CHAPTER X

THROUGH THE GOLDEN CHERSONESE TO ELEPHANT LAND

Since the world began the peacock's tail which we call the Malay

Peninsula has swung down from Siam to sweep the Sumatran shore. A

peacock's tail not merely in configuration but in its gorgeousness of

color. Green jungle--a bewildering tangle of trees, shrubs, bushes,

plants, and creepers, hung with ferns and mosses, bound together with

rattans and trailing vines--clothes the mountains and the lowlands, its

verdant riot checked only by the sea. Penetrating the deepest recesses

of the jungle a network of little, dusky, winding rivers, green-blue

because the sky that is reflected in them is filtered through the

interlacing branches. Orchids--death-white, saffron, pink, violet,

purple, crimson--festooned from the higher boughs like incandescent

lights of colored glass. The gilded, cone-shaped towers of Buddhist

temples rising above steep roofs tiled in orange, red, or blue, their

eaves hung with hundreds of tiny bells which tinkle musically in every

breeze. The scarlet splotches of spreading fire-trees against

whitewashed walls. Shaven-headed priests in yellow robes offering

flowers and food to stolid-faced images of brass and clay. Long files

of elephants, bearing men and merchandise beneath their hooded

howdahs, rocking and rolling down the dim and deep-worn forest trails.

Snowy, hump-backed bullocks, driven by naked brown men, splashing

through the shallow water on the rice-fields harnessed to ploughs as

primeval in design as those our Aryan ancestors used. Bronze-brown

women, their lithe figures wrapped in gaily colored cottons, busying

themselves about frail, leaf-thatched dwellings perched high on bamboo

stilts above the river-banks. And, arching over all, a sky as

flawlessly blue as the dome of the Turquoise Mosque in Samarland. Such

is the land that the ancients called the Golden Chersonese but which is

labeled in the geographies of today as Lower Siam and the Malay States.

If you will look at the map you will see that Lower Siam extends

half-way down the Malay Peninsula, running across it from coast to

coast and thus forming a barrier between British Burmah and British

Malaya, precisely as German East Africa formerly separated the British

holdings in the northern and southern portions of the Dark Continent.

And, were I to indulge in prophecy, I should say that the day would

come when the fate of German East Africa will overtake Lower Siam.

History has shown, again and again, that the nation, particularly if it

is as small and feeble as Siam, which forms a barrier between two

portions of a powerful and aggressive empire is in anything but an

enviable position.

Politically that portion of the Malay Peninsula which is within the

British sphere is divided into three sections: the colony of the

Straits Settlements, the four Federated Malay States, and the five

non-federated states under British protection. The crown colony of the

Straits Settlements consists of the twenty-seven-mile-long island of

Singapore and the much larger island of Penang; the territory of

Province Wellesley, on the mainland opposite Penang; Malacca, a narrow

coastal strip between Singapore and Penang; and, to the north of it,

the tiny island and insignificant territory known as the Dingdings. By

the acquisition of these small and scattered but strategically

important territories, England obtained control of the Straits of

Malacca, which form the gateway to the China Seas. In 1896, as the

result of a treaty between the British Government and the rajahs of the

native states of Perak, Selangor, Pahang, and Negri Sembilan, these

four states were brought into a confederation under British protection.

Though they are still under the nominal rule of their own rajahs--now

known as sultans--each has a British adviser attached to his court, the

Governor of the Straits Settlements being _ex officio_ the High

Commissioner and administrative head of the confederation. The

non-federated states consist of Kedah, Perlis, Kelantan, and Trengganu,

the rights of suzerainty, protection, administration, and control of

which were transferred by treaty from Siam to Great Britain in 1909,

and the Sultanate of Johore, which occupies the extreme southern end of

the peninsula, opposite Singapore. In the non-federated, as in the

Federated Malay States, British advisers reside at the courts of the

native sultans.

Starting at Johore, which, some Biblical authorities assert, is

identical with the Land of Ophir, and running through the heart of

British Malaya from south to north, is the Federated Malay States

Railway, which has recently been linked up with the Siamese State

Railways, thus making it possible to travel by rail from Singapore to

Bangkok in about four days. Aside from the heat (in the railway

carriages the mercury occasionally climbs to 120), the insects, the

dust, and the swarms of sweating natives who pile into every

compartment regardless of the class designated on their tickets, the

journey is a comfortable one.

That section of the F. M. S. Railways which traverses the Sultanate of

Johore runs through the greatest tiger country in all Asia. The tiger

is to Johore what the elephant is to Siam and the kangaroo to

Australia--a sort of national trademark. Even the postage stamps bear

an engraving of the striped monarch of the jungle. There is no place in

the world, so far as I am aware, save only a zoo, of course, where one

can get a shot at a tiger so quickly and with such minimum of effort.

In this connection I heard a story at the Singapore Club, the truth of

which is vouched for by those with whom I was having tiffin. Shortly

before the war, it seems, an American business man who had amassed a

fortune in the export business, and who was noted even in down-town New

York as a hustler, was returning from a business trip to China. In the

smoking-room of the home ward bound liner, over the highballs and

cigars, he listened to the stories of an Englishman who had been

hunting big game in Asia. The conversation eventually turned to tigers.

"Johore's the place for tigers," the Englishman remarked, pouring

himself another peg of whiskey. "The beggars are as thick as foxes in

Leicestershire. You're jolly well certain of bagging one the first day

out."

"I've always wanted a tiger skin for my smoking room," commented the

American. "Could buy one at a fur shop on the Avenue, of course, but I

want one that I shot myself. Think I'll run over to Johore while we're

at Singapore and get one."

"But I say, my dear fellow," expostulated the Briton, "you really can't

do that, you know. We only stop at Singapore for half a day--get in at

daybreak and leave again at noon. You can't get a tiger in that time."

"There's no such word as 'can't' in my business. Business methods will

bring results in tiger shooting as quickly as in anything else,"

retorted the American, rising and heading for the wireless room.

A few hours later the American's representative in Singapore, a

youngster who had himself been educated in the school of American

business, received a wireless message from the head of his house. It

read: "Arriving Singapore daybreak Thursday. Leaving noon same day.

Wish to shoot tiger in Johore. Make arrangements."

Now the representative in Singapore knew perfectly well that his

promotion, if not his job, depended upon his employer getting a tiger.

And, as the steamer was due in four days, there was no time to spare.

From the director of the Singapore zoo he purchased for considerably

above the market price, a decrepit and somewhat moth-eaten tiger of

advanced years, which he had transported across the straits to Johore,

whence it was conveyed by bullock cart to a spot in the edge of the

jungle, a dozen miles outside the town, where it was turned loose in an

enclosure of wire and bamboo hastily constructed for the purpose.

When the steamer bearing the American magnate dropped anchor in the

harbor, the local representative went aboard with the quarantine

officer. Ten minutes later, thanks to arrangements made in advance, a

launch was bearing him and his chief to the shore, where a motor car

was waiting. It is barely a dozen miles from the wharf at Singapore to

Woodlands, the ferry station opposite Johore, and the driver had orders

to shatter the speed laws. A waiting launch streaked across the two

miles of channel which separates the island from the mainland and drew

up alongside the quay at Johore, where another car was waiting. The

roads are excellent in the sultanate, and thirty minutes of fast

driving brought the two Americans to the zareba, within which the

tiger, guarded by natives, was peacefully breakfasting on a goat.

"He's a real man-eater," whispered the agent, handing his employer a

loaded express rifle. "We only located him yesterday. Lured him with a

goat, you know ... the smell of blood attracts 'em. You'd better put a

bullet in him before he sees us. One just behind the shoulder will do

the business."

The magnate, trembling with excitement for the first time in his busy

life, drew bead on the tawny stripe behind the tiger's shoulder. There

was a shattering roar, the great beast pawed convulsively at the air,

then rolled on its side and lay motionless.

"Good work," the local man commented approvingly. "It's only an hour

and forty minutes since we left the boat a record for tiger shooting, I

fancy. We'll be back at Raffles' for breakfast by nine o'clock and

after that I'll show you round the city. Don't worry about the skin,

sir. The natives'll tend to the skinning and I'll have it on board

before you sail."

Now--so the story goes--after dinner in the magnate's New York home he

takes his guests into the smoking room for cigars and coffee. Spread

before the fireplace is a great orange and black pelt, a trifle faded

it is true, but indubitably the skin of a tiger.

"Yes," the host complacently in reply to his guests' admiring comments,

"a real man-eater. Shot him myself in the Johore jungle. Easy enough to

get a tiger if you use American business methods."

* * * * *

When, upon reaching Singapore, the great seaport at the tip of the

Malay Peninsula which is the gateway to the Malay States and to Siam, I

learned that small but not uncomfortable steamers sail weekly for

Bangkok--a four-day voyage if the monsoon is blowing in the right

direction--or that, by crossing the narrow straits on the ferry to

Johore, we could reach the capital of Siam in about the same time by

the Federated Malay States and Siamese railways, there seemed no valid

excuse for keeping the _Negros_ any longer. So, bidding good-by to

Captain Galvez and his officers, I gave orders that the little vessel,

on which we had cruised upward of six thousand miles, amid some of the

least-known islands in the world, should return to Manila. To leave her

was like breaking home ties, and I confess that when she steamed slowly

out of the harbor, homeward bound, with her Filipino crew lining the

rail and Captain Galvez waving to us from the bridge and the flag at

her taffrail dipping in farewell, I suddenly felt lonely and deserted.

When the people whom I met in Singapore learned that I was

contemplating visiting Siam they attempted to dissuade me. I was warned

that the train service up the peninsula was uncertain, that the

steamers up the gulf were uncomfortable, that the hotel in Bangkok was

impossible, the dirt incredible, the heat unendurable, the climate

unhealthy. And when, desiring to learn whether these indictments were

true, I attempted to obtain reliable information about the country to

which I was going, I found that none was to be had. The latest volume

on Siam which I could find in Singapore bookshops bore an 1886 imprint.

The managers of the two leading hotels in Singapore knew, or professed

to know, nothing about hotel accommodations in Bangkok. Though the

administration of the Federal Malay States Railways generously offered

me the use of a private car over their system, I could obtain no

reliable information as to what connections I could make at the Siamese

frontier or when I would reach Bangkok. And the only guide book on Siam

which I could discover--quite an excellent little volume, by the

way--was published by the Imperial Japanese Railways!

The Siamese are by no means opposed to foreigners visiting their

country, and they would welcome the development of its resources by

foreign capital, but, owing to the insularity, indifference, timidity

and pride which are inherent in the Siamese character, they have taken

no steps to bring their country to the attention of the outside world.

When one notes the energetic advertising campaigns which are being

conducted by the governments of Japan, China, Java, and even

Indo-China, where the visitor is confronted at every turn by

advertisements urging him to "Spend the Week-End at Kamakura," "Go to

the Great Wall," "Don't Miss Boroboedor and Djokjakarta," "Take

Advantage of the Special Fares to the Ruins of Angkor," you wonder why

Siam, which has so much that is novel and picturesque to offer, makes

no effort to swell its revenues by encouraging the tourist industry.

That the royal prince who is the Minister of Communications recently

made a tour of the United States for the purpose of studying American

railway methods suggests, however, that the Land of the White Elephant

is planning to get its share of tourist travel in the future.

I might as well admit frankly that my first impressions of the Siamese

capital were extremely disappointing. I didn't expect to be conveyed to

my hotel atop a white elephant, through streets lined with salaaming

natives, but neither did I expect to make a wild dash through

thoroughfares as crowded with traffic as Fifth Avenue, in a vehicle

which unmistakably owed its paternity to Mr. Henry Ford, or to be

bruskly halted at busy street crossings by the upraised hand of a

helmeted and white-gloved traffic policeman. Nor, upon my arrival at

the hotel--there is only one in Bangkok deserving of the name--did I

expect to find on the breakfast table a breakfast food manufactured in

Battle Creek, or beside my bed an electric fan made in New Britain,

Connecticut, or behind the desk a very wide awake American youth--the

son, I learned later, of one of the American advisers to the Siamese

Government--who eagerly inquired whether I had brought any American

newspapers with me and whether I thought the pennant would be won by

the Giants or the White Sox.

Bangkok, which, with its suburbs, has a population about equal to that

of Boston, is built on the banks of the country's greatest river, the

Menam, some forty miles from its mouth. Though the city has a number of

fine thoroughfares, straight as though laid out with a pencil and

ruler, between them lie labyrinths of dim and evil-smelling bazaars,

their narrow, winding, cobble-paved streets lined on either side by

stalls in which are displayed for sale all the products of the country.

Because of the intense heat these stalls are open in front, so that the

occupants work and eat and sleep in full view of everyone who passes.

The barber shaves the heads of his customers while they squat in the

edge of the roadway. In the licensed gambling houses groups of excited

men and women crowd about gaming tables presided over by greasy,

half-naked Chinese croupiers, and, when they have squandered their

trifling earnings, hasten to the nearest pawnshop with any garment or

article of furniture that is not absolutely indispensable to their

existence in order to obtain a few more coins to hazard and eventually

to lose. As a result of this passion for gambling, the city is full of

pawnshops, some streets containing scarcely anything else. At the far

end of one of the bazaar streets is the largest idol manufactory in

Siam, for the temples whose graceful, tapering towers dot the landscape

are filled with images of Buddha, in all sizes and of all materials

from wood to gold set with jewels, most of them donated by the devout

in order to "make merit" for themselves. As all Buddhists wish to

accumulate as much merit for themselves as possible, in order to be

assured at death of a through ticket to Nirvana, the idol-making

industry is in a flourishing condition.

Pushing their way through the crowded thoroughfares, their raucous

cries rising above the clamor, go the ice cream and curry vendors,

carrying the paraphernalia of their trade slung from bamboo poles

borne upon the shoulders--perambulating cafeterias and soda fountains,

as it were. For a satang--a coin equivalent to about a quarter of a

cent--you can purchase a bowl of rice, while the expenditure of another

satang will provide you with an assortment of savories or relishes,

made from elderly meat, decayed fish, decomposed prawns and other

toothsome ingredients, which you heap upon the rice, together with a

greenish-yellow curry sauce which makes the concoction look as though

it were suffering from a severe attack of jaundice. These relishes are

cooked, or rather re-warmed, by the simple process of suspending them

in a sort of sieve in a pot of boiling water, the same pot and the same

water serving for all customers alike. By this arrangement, the man who

takes his snack at the close of the day has the advantage of receiving

not merely what he orders, but also flavors and even floating remnants

from the dishes ordered by all those who have preceded him. The ice

cream vendors drive a roaring trade in a concoction the basis of which

is finely shaven ice, looking like half-frozen and very dirty slush,

sweetened with sugar and flavored, according to the purchaser's taste

from an array of metal-topped bottles such as barbers use for bay rum

and hair oil. But, being cold and sweet, "Isa-kee," as the Chinese

vendors call it, is as popular among the lower classes in Siam as ice

cream cones are in the United States.

Though the streets of Bangkok are crowded with vehicles of every

description--ramshackle and disreputable rickshaws, the worst to be

found in all the East, drawn by sweating coolies; the boxes of wood and

glass on wheels, called gharries, drawn by decrepit ponies whose

harness is pieced out with rope; creaking bullock carts driven by

Tamils from Southern India; bicycles, ridden by natives whose European

hats and coats are in striking contrast to their bare legs and

brilliant _panungs_; clanging street cars, as crowded with humanity as

those on Broadway; motors of every size and make, from jitneys to

Rolls-Royces--the bulk of the city's traffic is borne on the great

river and the countless canals which empty into it. Bangkok has been

called, and not ineptly, the Venice of the East, for it is covered with

a net-work of canals, or _klongs_, which spread out in every direction.

In sampans, houseboats and other craft, moored to the banks of these

canals, dwells the major portion of the city's inhabitants. The city's

water population is complete in itself and perfectly independent of its

neighbors on land, for it has its own shops and dwellings, its own

markets and restaurants, its own theaters, and gambling establishments,

its own priests and police. When you go to Bangkok, I strongly advise

you to hire a sampan and visit the floating portion of the city after

nightfall. The houseboats are open at both ends and you will see many

things that the guidebooks fail to mention.

The Oriental Hotel, the banks, the shipping offices, the business

houses, and all the legations save only the American, are clustered on

or near the river in a low-lying and unattractive quarter of the town.

But follow the long, dingy, squalid highway known as the New Road, a

thoroughfare lined with third-rate Chinese shops and thronged with

rickshaws, carriages, bicycles, motors, street-cars, and Asiatics of

every religion and complexion, and you will come at length into a

portion of the city as different from the mercantile district as

Riverside Drive is from the Bowery. Here you will find broad

boulevards, shaded by rows of splendid tamarinds, lined by charming

villas which peep coyly from the blazing gardens which surround them,

and broken at frequent intervals by little parks in which are fountains

and statuary. There is a great common, green with grass during the

rainy season, known as the Premane Ground, where military reviews are

held and where the royal cremations take place; a favorite spot in the

spring for the kite-flying contests in which Siamese of all classes and

all ages participate. Fronting on the Premane Ground are the not

unimposing stuccoed buildings which house the Ministries of Justice,

Agriculture and War. Not far away is the new Throne Hall, a huge,

ornate structure of white marble, in the modern Italian style, its

great dome faintly reminiscent of the Capitol at Washington. From the

center of the spacious plaza rises a rather fine equestrian statue of

the late king, Chulalungkorn, and, close by, the really charming Dusit

Gardens, beautifully laid out with walks and lagoons and kiosks and a

great variety of tropical flowers and shrubs and trees. But, most

characteristic and colorful of all, a touch of that Oriental splendor

which one looks for in Siam, is the congeries of palaces, offices,

stables, courtyards, gardens, shrines and temples, the whole encircled

by a crenelated, white-washed wall, which is the official residence of

King Rama VI.

There are said to be nearly four hundred Buddhist temples within a

two-mile radius of the royal palace, of which by far the most

interesting and magnificent is the famous Wat Phra Keo, or Temple of

the Emerald Buddha, which is really a royal chapel, being within the

outer circumference of the palace walls. I doubt if any space of

similar size in all the world contains such a bewildering display of

barbaric magnificence, such a riot of form and color, as the walled

enclosure in which this remarkable edifice and its attendant structures

stand. From the center of the marble-paved courtyard rises an enormous,

cone-shaped _prachadee_, round at the bottom but tapering to a long and

slender spire said to be covered with plates of gold. It certainly

looks like a solid mass of that precious metal, and at daybreak and

nightfall, when it catches the level rays of the sun, it can be seen

from afar, shining and glittering above the gorgeously colored roofs of

the temples and the many-tinted lesser spires which surround it. Close

by the gilded _prachadee_ is the _bote_ or chapel used by the king,

surmounted by a similar spire which is overlaid with sapphire-colored

plates of glass and porcelain, while a little distance away stands the

temple itself, its gilded walls set with mosaics of emerald green.

Flanking the gateways of the temple courtyard are gigantic, grotesque

figures, fully thirty feet in height, carved and colored like the

creatures of a nightmare. They represent demons and are supposed to

guard the approaches to the temple, being so placed that they glare

down ferociously on all who enter the sacred enclosure. Other figures

in marble, bronze, wood and stone, representing dolphins, storks, cows,

camels, monkeys and the various fabulous monsters of the Hindu

mythology, are scattered in apparent confusion about the temple

courtyard, producing an effect as bizarre as it is bewildering. It is

so unreal, so incredibly fantastic, that I felt that I was looking at

the papier-maché setting for a motion picture spectacle, such as

Griffith used to produce, and that the director and the cameraman would

appear shortly and end the illusion.

The interior of the main temple is extremely lofty. The walls and

rafters are of teak and the floor is covered with a matting made of

silver wire. At the far end of this imposing room an enormous,

pyramidal shrine of gold rises almost to the roof, its dazzling

brilliancy somewhat subdued by the semi-obscurity of the interior. Wat

Phra Keo is unique amongst Siamese temples in containing objects of

real value. Everything is genuine and costly, as becomes the gifts of a

king, though it must be admitted that certain of the royal offerings

which are ranged at the foot of the shrine, such as jeweled French

clocks, figurines of Sèvres and Dresden porcelain, and a large marble

statue of a Roman goddess, are of doubtful appropriateness. Ranged on a

table at the back of the altar are seven images of Buddha in pure gold,

the right hand of each pointed upward. On the thumb and fingers of each

hand glitters a king's ransom in rings of sapphires, emeralds and

rubies, while from the center of each palm flashes a rosette of

diamonds. High up toward the rafters, at the apex of the golden

pyramid, in a sort of recess toward which the fingers of the seven

images are pointing, sits an image of Buddha, perhaps twelve inches

high, said to be cut from one enormous emerald--whence the temple's

name. As a matter of fact, it is made of jade and is of incalculable

value. Set in its forehead are three eyes, each an enormous diamond.

The history of this extraordinary idol is lost in the mists of

antiquity. Tradition has it that it fell from heaven into one of the

Laos states, being captured by the Siamese in battle. Since then it has

been repeatedly lost, captured or stolen. Its story, like that of so

many famous jewels, might fittingly be written in blood.

It is the custom in Siam for every man to spend a portion of his life

in a monastery. This rule applies to everyone from the poorest peasant

upward, the king and all the male members of the royal family having at

some period worn the yellow robe of a monk. This curious custom is, no

doubt, an imitation of the so-called Act of Renunciation of Gautama,

the future Buddha, who, at the age of twenty-nine, moved by the

sufferings of humanity, renounced his rights to his father's throne

and, abandoning his wife and child, devoted the remainder of his life

to religion. Just as every American boy is expected to go to school, so

every Siamese youth is expected to enter a monastery, the stern

discipline enforced during this period accounting, I have no doubt, for

the docility which is so noticeable a part of the Siamese character.

While I was in Siam I was the guest one day of the officers' mess of

the crack regiment of the household cavalry. Though my hosts, with few

exceptions, spoke fluent English, though several of them had been

educated at English schools and universities, and though the

conversation over the mess table was of polo and racing and big game

shooting and bridge, I learned to my astonishment that every one of

these debonair young officers, with their worldly manners and their

beautifully cut uniforms, had at one time shaved his head, donned the

yellow robe of a monk, and begged his food from door to door. In view

of the universality of the custom, it is small wonder that Siam has ten

thousand monasteries and that 300,000 of its inhabitants wear the

ocher-colored robe.

The periods of time which men devote to monastic life are not uniform.

Some spend between a month and a year, others their entire lives. Some

enter the monastery in their youth, others in middle age or when old

men. But they all shave their heads and don the coarse yellow robe and

lead practically the same existence. Each morning, carrying their

"begging bowls," they beg their food at the doors of laymen. They come

quietly and stand at the door, and, accepting the offerings, as quietly

depart without expressing thanks for what is given them, the idea being

that they are not begging for their own benefit but in order to evoke a

spirit of charity in the giver. During the dry season it is the custom

of the monks to make long pilgrimages for the purpose of visiting other

monasteries. Each of these itinerant monks is accompanied by a youth

known as a _yom_, who carries the simple requisites of the journey, the

chief of which is a large umbrella. Traveling in the interior one

frequently meets long files of these yellow-clad pilgrims, with their

attendant _yoms_, moving in silence along a forest trail. When night

comes the _yom_ opens the large umbrella which he carries, thrusts its

long handle into the ground, and over it drapes a square of cloth, thus

extemporizing a sort of tent under which his master sleeps.

* * * * *

To visit Siam without seeing the royal white elephants would be like

visiting Niagara without seeing the falls. The elephant stables stand

in the heart of the palace enclosure, sandwiched in between the palace

gardens and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Each animal--there were

only three in the royal stables at the time of my visit--has a separate

building to itself, within which it stands on a sort of dais, one hind

leg lashed with a rope to a tall, stout post painted scarlet and

surmounted by a gilded crown. Much as I dislike to shatter cherished

illusions, were I to assert that the elephants I saw in the royal

stables were white, I should be convicting myself of color-blindness.

The best that can be said of two of them, is that they were a dirty

gray, about the color of a much-used wash-rag. The third, had it been a

horse, might have been described as a roan, the whole body being a pale

reddish-brown, with a sprinkling of real white hairs on the back. All

three animals were, in reality, albinos, having the light-colored iris

of the eye, the white toe-nails, and the pink skin at the end of the

trunk which distinguish the albino everywhere. As a matter of fact,

"white elephant" is not a correct translation of the Siamese _chang

penak_, which really means "albino elephant." But most foreigners will

continue, I have no doubt, to use the term made famous by Barnum.

* * * * *

Though the albino elephants are never used nowadays save on occasions

of great ceremony, being regarded by the educated Siamese with the same

amused tolerance with which an Englishman regards the great gilt coach,

drawn by eight cream-colored horses, in which the king goes to open

Parliament, the ordinary elephant is of enormous economic value to the

country, being a combination, as it were, of a motor truck, a portable

derrick, and a freight car. Almost anywhere in the back country, where

the only roads are trails through the jungle, one can see "elephants

a-pilin' teak in the sludgy, squdgy creeks" or being loaded with

merchandise for transport into the far interior. Indeed, the traveler

who wishes to take a short cut from Siam to Burmah can hire an

elephant for the journey almost as easily as he could hire a motor car

in America. It is a novel means of travel, but a little of it goes a

long way. A good working elephant is a valuable piece of property,

being worth in the neighborhood of $2,500., but the prospective

purchaser should remember that the possession of one of these giant

pachyderms entails considerable overhead, or rather, internal expense.

De Wolf Hopper was telling only the literal truth when he sang in

_Wang_ of the tribulations of the peasant who had an elephant on his

hands:

"The elephant ate all night,

The elephant ate all day;

Do what he would to furnish food,

The cry was 'Still more hay!'"

[Illustration: An elephant hunt in Siam

A large herd of wild elephants being driven across a

river

The elephants, herded by domesticated animals, are

driven into the corral]

Although, as I have already remarked, sophisticated Siamese regard the

white elephant with amusement tinged with contempt, there is no doubt

that among the bulk of the people the animals are considered as sacred

and are treated with great veneration. Indeed, when Siam was forced to

cede certain of her eastern provinces to France, the treaty contained a

clause providing that any so-called white elephants which might be

captured in the ceded territory should be considered the property of

the King of Siam and delivered to him forthwith. A number of years ago,

a traveling show known as Wilson's English Circus, gave a number of

exhibitions in Bangkok, which were attended by the King, the nobility,

and members of the European colony. When the proprietor saw that the

popular interest in his exhibition was beginning to wear off, he

distributed broadcast handbills announcing that at the next performance

"a genuine white elephant" would take part in the exhibition. Public

curiosity was reawakened and that evening the circus was crowded. After

the usual bareback riding, in which the Siamese were treated to the

sight of European women in pink tights and tulle skirts pirouetting on

the backs of cantering Percherons, two clowns burst into the ring.

"Hey, you!" bawled one of them, "Have you seen the white elephant?"

"Sure, I have," was the response. "The King has a stable full of them."

"Oh, no, he ain't," shouted the first fun-maker. "The King ain't got

any _white_ elephants. His are all gray ones. I'll show you the only

genuine white elephant in the world," whereupon a small elephant, as

snowy as repeated coats of whitewash could make it, ambled into the

ring. Though a suppressed titter ran through the more sophisticated

portion of the audience when it was observed that the ridiculous

looking animal left white marks on everything it touched, it was quite

apparent that the bulk of the spectators resented fun being made of an

animal which they had been taught to consider sacred, certain of the

more devout asserting that the sacrilegious performance would call down

the wrath of Buddha. Their prophecies proved to be well founded, for

the "white" elephant died at sea a few days later--as the result, it

was hinted, of poison put in its food by the Siamese priests and Wilson

himself, who had been suffering from dysentery, died the day after he

landed at Singapore.

Being a young nation, so far as the adoption of Western methods are

concerned, the Siamese are extremely sensitive, being almost

pathetically eager to win the good opinion of the Occidental world.

Thus, upon Siam's entry into the Great War (perhaps you were not aware

that the little kingdom equipped and sent to France an expeditionary

force composed of aviation, ambulance and motor units, thus being the

only independent Asiatic nation whose troops served on European soil)

the king abolished the white elephant upon a red ground which from time

immemorial had been the national standard, substituting for it a

nondescript affair of colored stripes which at first glance appears to

be a compromise between the flags of China and Montenegro. In doing

this, I think that the king made a mistake, for he deprived his country

of a distinctive emblem which was associated with Siam the whole world

over.

* * * * *

Fortune was kind to us in the Siamese capital, for we reached that city

on the eve of a series of royal cremations, the attendant ceremonies

providing enough action and color to satisfy even Hawkinson. It should

be explained that instead of cremating a body immediately, as might be

expected in so torrid a climate, the remains are placed in a large jar

and kept in a temple or in the house of the deceased for a period

determined by the rank of the dead man--the King for twelve months and

so downward. If the relatives are too poor to afford the expenses

incident to cremation, they bury the body, but exhume it for burning

when their financial condition permits. On the day of the cremation,

which is usually fixed by an astrologer, the remains are transferred

from the jar to a wooden coffin and carried with much pomp to the

_meru_, or place of cremation. When the deceased is of royal or noble

blood the _meru_ is frequently a magnificent structure, sometimes

costing many thousands of dollars, built for the purpose and torn down

when that purpose has been served. The coffin is placed on the pyre,

which is lighted by relatives, the occasion being considered one for

rejoicing rather than mourning. The royal _meru_, which had been

erected in a small park in the outskirts of the capital at a cost of

one hundred thousand ticals, was a really beautiful structure of true

Siamese architecture, elaborately decorated in scarlet and gold and

draped with hangings of the same colors. Within the _meru_ were three

pyres, concealed by gilt screens, on which were set the coffins

containing the bodies. As there were a number of bodies to be burned,

the ceremonies lasted upward of a week, King Rama going in state each

afternoon to the _meru_, where he took his place on a throne in an

elaborately decorated pavilion. After brief ceremonies by a large body

of yellow-robed Buddhist priests, the King set fire to the end of a

long fuse, which in turn ignited the three pyres simultaneously, the

ascending clouds of smoke being greeted by the roll of drums and the

crash of saluting cannon.

When I first suggested to friends in Bangkok that I wished to obtain

permission for Hawkinson to take pictures of the cremation, they told

me that it was out of the question.

"But why?" I demanded. "Motion-pictures were taken of the funerals of

the Pope, and of King Edward, and of President Roosevelt, without

anyone dreaming of protesting, so why should there be any objection

here? Nothing in the least disrespectful is intended."

"But this is Siam," my friends replied pessimistically, "and such

things simply aren't done here. No one has ever taken a motion-picture

of a royal cremation."

"It's never too late to begin," I told them.

So I took a rickshaw out to the American Legation and enlisted the

cooperation of our charge d'affaires, Mr. Donald Rodgers, the very

efficient young diplomatist who was representing American interests in

Siam pending the arrival of the new minister.

"I'll do my best to arrange it," Rodgers assured me, "but I'm not

sanguine about meeting with success. The Siamese are fine people,

kindly, hospitable and all that, but they're as conservative as

Bostonians."

Two days later, however, he sent me a letter, signed by the minister of

the royal household, authorizing Hawkinson to take motion-pictures in

the grounds of the _meru_ on the following day prior to the cremation.

I didn't quite like the sound of the last four words, "prior to the

cremation," but I felt that it was not an occasion for quibbling. So

the next day, at the appointed hour--which was two hours ahead of the

time set for the cremation--Hawkinson set out for the _meru_,

accompanied by his interpreter. He did not return until dinner-time.

"What happened?" I inquired, by way of greeting.

"What didn't happen?" he retorted. "They turned me out just as the

cremation was commencing. When we reached the _meru_ I was met by an

official wearing bright-blue pants, who told me that he had been sent

to assist me in taking the pictures. Well, I got a few shots of the

_meru_ itself, and of the royal pavilion, and of some of the priests

and soldiers, but there wasn't much doing because there wasn't any

action. So I sat down to wait for things to happen. Pretty soon the

troops began to arrive--lancers and a battery of artillery and a

company of the royal body-guard in red coats--and after them came the

guests: officials and dignitaries in all sorts of gorgeous uniforms

covered with decorations. A few minutes later I heard someone say, 'The

King is coming,' so I got the camera ready to begin cranking. Just then

up comes my Siamese chaperone. 'You will have to leave now,' says he.

'Leave? What for?' said I. 'Because the cremation is about to begin,'

he tells me. 'But that's what I've come to take pictures of,' I told

him. 'What did you think that I attended this party for?' 'Oh, no,'

says he, very polite; 'your permission says that you can take pictures

_prior to the cremation_.' So they showed me the gate."

"Then you didn't get any pictures?" I queried, deep disappointment in

my tone.

"Sure, I got the pictures," was the answer. "Some of them, at any rate.

That's what I went there for, wasn't it?"

"But how did you work it?" I demanded.

"Easy," he replied, lighting a cigarette. "I told the driver to back

his car up against the iron fence which encircles the _meru_; then I

set up the camera in the tonneau, so that it was above the heads of the

crowd, screwed on the six-inch lens which I use for long-distance

shots, and took the pictures."

[Illustration: King Sisowath of Cambodia

Though the octogenarian King Sisowath maintains a gorgeous court, he is

permitted only a shadow of power]

[Illustration: Rama VI, King of Siam

He is in most respects the antithesis of the popular conception of an

Oriental monarch]

* * * * *

The present ruler of Siam, King Rama VI, is in most respects the

antithesis of the popular conception of an Oriental monarch. Though

polygamy has been practised among the upper classes in Siam from time

beyond reckoning, he has neither wife nor concubines. Instead of riding

atop a white elephant, in a gilded howdah, or being borne in a

palanquin, as is always the custom of Oriental rulers in fiction, he

shatters the speed laws in a big red Mercedes. For the flaming silks

and flashing jewels which the movies have educated the American public

to believe are habitually worn by Eastern potentates, King Rama

substitutes the uniform of a Siamese general, or, for evening

functions at the palace, the dress coat and knee-breeches of European

courts. He was educated at Oxford and Cambridge and later graduated

from the Royal Military College at Sandhurst, being commissioned an

honorary colonel in the British Army. He is the founder and chief of an

organization patterned after the Boy Scouts and known as the Wild

Tigers, which has hundreds of branches and carries on its rolls the

name of nearly every youth in the kingdom. Each year the organization

holds in Bangkok a grand rally, when thousands of youngsters, together

with many adults from all walks of life, for membership in the corps is

not confined to boys, are reviewed by the sovereign, who appears in the

gorgeous and original uniform, designed by himself, of

commander-in-chief of the Wild Tigers.

In one respect, however, King Rama lives up to the popular conception

of an Oriental ruler: like his father before him, he is generous to the

point of prodigality. This trait was illustrated not long ago, when he

sent eight thousand pounds to the widow of Mr. Westengaard, the

American who was for many years general adviser to the Government of

Siam, accompanied by a message that it was to be used for the education

of her son. This recalls a characteristic little anecdote of the

present ruler's father, the late King Chulalongkorn. The early youth of

the late king and his brothers was spent under the tutelage of an

English governess, who was affectionately addressed by the younger

members of the royal family as "Mem." Upon her return to England she

wrote a book entitled _An Englishwoman at the Siamese Court_, in which

she depicted her employer, King Mongkut, the father of Chulalongkorn,

in a none too favorable light. Some years later, upon the occasion of

King Chulalongkorn's visit to England, his former governess, now become

an old woman, called upon him.

"Mem," he said, in a course of conversation, "how could you write such

unkind things about my father? He was always very good to you."

"That is true, Majesty," the former governess admitted in some

confusion, "but the publishers wouldn't take the book unless I made it

sensational. And I had to do it because I was in financial

difficulties."

When she had departed the King turned to one of his equerries. "Send

the poor old lady a hundred pounds," he directed. "She meant no harm

and she needs the money."

The chief hobby of the present ruler is, curiously enough, amateur

dramatics, of which his orthodox and conservative ministers do not

wholly approve. In addition to having translated into Siamese a number

of Shakesperian plays, he is the author of several original dramas,

which have been produced at the palace under his personal direction and

in several of which he has himself played the leading parts. As a

result of this predilection for dramatics, he has accumulated an

extensive theatrical wardrobe, to which he is constantly adding. When I

was in Bangkok I had some clothes made by the English tailor who

supplies the court--an excellent tailor, but expensive.

"You'll excuse my taking the liberty, I hope, sir," he said during the

course of a fitting, "but, being as you are an American, perhaps you

could assist me with some information. I've received a very pressing

order for a costume such as is worn by the cowboys in your country,

sir, but, though I've found some pictures in the English illustrated

weeklies, I don't rightly know how to make it."

"A cowboy's costume?" I exclaimed. "In Siam? Who in the name of Heaven

wants it?"

"It's for his Majesty," was the surprising answer. "He's written a play

in which he takes the part of an American cowboy and he's very

particular, sir, that the costume should be quite correct. Seeing as

you come from that country, I thought I'd make so bold, sir, as to ask

if you could give me some suggestions."

It was quite apparent that he believed that when I was at home I

customarily went about in chaps, a flannel shirt and a sombrero, and,

knowing the English mind, I realized that nothing was to be gained by

attempting to disillusionize him.

"Let's see what you've made," I suggested, whereupon he produced an

outfit which appeared to be a compromise between the costume of an

Italian bandit, the uniform of an Australian soldier, and the regalia

of a Spanish bull-fighter. Suppressing my inclination to give way to

laughter, I sketched for the grateful tailor the sort of garments to

which cowpunchers--cowpunchers of the screen, at least--are addicted.

If he followed my directions the King of Siam wore a costume which

would make William S. Hart green with envy.

King Rama's literary efforts have not been confined to playwriting,

however, for his book on the wars of the Polish Succession is one of

the standard authorities on the subject. If you go to Siam expecting to

see an Oriental potentate such as you have read about in novels, His

Majesty, Rama VI, is bound to prove very disappointing.

[Illustration: Colorful ceremonies of old Siam

Once each year the King visits the various temples in

and near Bangkok, travelling in the royal barge, a gorgeously decorated

affair rowed by threescore oarsmen

The rice-planting ceremony. The Minister of Agriculture

ploughs a few furrows in a field outside Bangkok, being fallowed by

four young women of the court who scatter rice grains on the freshly

opened soil]

But, though the monarch and his court are as up-to-the-minute as the

Twentieth Century Limited, many of the spectacular and colorful

ceremonies of old Siam are still celebrated with all their ancient pomp

and magnificence. For example, each year, at the close of the rainy

season, the King devotes about a fortnight to visiting the various

temples in and near Bangkok. On these occasions he goes in the royal

barge, a gorgeously decorated affair, 150 feet in length, looking not

unlike an enormous Venetian gondola, rowed by three-score oarsmen in

scarlet-and-gold liveries. The King, surrounded by a glittering group

of court officials, sits on a throne at the stern, while attendants

hold over his head golden umbrellas. From the landing place to the

temple he is borne in a sedan chair between rows of prostrate natives

who bow their foreheads to the earth in adoration of this short, stout,

olive-skinned, good-humored looking young man whom nearly ten millions

of people implicitly believe to be the earthly representative of

Buddha.

* * * * *

Another picturesque observance, the Rice-Planting Ceremony, takes place

early in May, when the Minister of Agriculture, as the deputy of the

King, leads a long procession of officials and priests to a field in

the outskirts of the capital, where a pair of white bullocks, yoked to

a gilded plough, are waiting. Surrounded by a throng of functionaries

glittering like Christmas trees, the Minister ploughs a few furrows in

the field, being followed by four young women of the court who scatter

rice grains on the freshly turned soil. Until quite recent years, the

officials taking part in this procession claimed the privilege of

appropriating any articles which caught their fancy in the shops along

the route. But this quaint practise is no longer followed. It was not

popular with the merchants. The Siamese, like all Orientals, place much

reliance on omens, the position of the lower hem of the _panung_ worn

by the Minister of Agriculture on this occasion indicating, it is

confidently believed, the sort of weather to be expected during the

ensuing year. If the edge of the _panung_ comes down to the ankles a

dry season is anticipated, even a drought, perhaps. If, on the

contrary, the garment is pulled up to the knees--a raining-in-London

effect, as it were,--it is freely predicted that the country will

suffer from floods. But if the folds of the silk reach to a point

midway between knee and ankle, then the farmers look forward to a

moderate rainfall and a prosperous season. It is as though the United

States Weather Bureau were to base its forecasts on the height at which

the Secretary of Agriculture wore his trousers.

The _panung_--a strip of silk or cotton about three yards long is the

national garment of Siam and among the poorer classes constitutes the

only article of clothing. It is admirably adapted to the climate, being

easy to wash and easy to put on: all that is necessary is to wind it

about the waist, pass the ends between the legs, and tuck them into the

girdle, thus producing the effect of a pair of knickerbockers. As both

sexes wear the _panung_, and likewise wear their hair cut short, it is

somewhat difficult to distinguish between men and women. Siamese women

keep their hair about four or five inches long and brush it straight

back, like American college students, without using any comb or other

ornament, thus giving them a peculiarly boyish appearance. In

explanation of this fashion of wearing the hair there is an interesting

tradition. Once upon a time, it seems, a Siamese walled city was

besieged by Cambodians while the men of the city were fighting

elsewhere and only women and children remained behind. A successful

defense was out of the question. In this emergency, a woman of militant

character--the Sylvia Pankhurst of her time--proposed to her terrified

sisters that they should cut their hair short and appear upon the walls

in men's clothing on the chance of frightening away the Cambodians. The

ruse succeeded, for, while the invaders were hesitating whether to

carry the city by storm, the Siamese warriors returned and put the

enemy to flight. The Siamese prince who told me the story, an officer

who had spent much of his life in Europe, remarked that he understood

that American women were also cutting off their hair.

"True enough," I admitted. "In the younger set bobbed hair is all the

vogue. But they don't cut off their hair, as your women did, to

frighten away the men."

* * * * *

If you will take down the family atlas and turn to the map of Southern

Asia you will see that Siam, with an area about equivalent to that of

Spain, occupies the uncomfortable and precarious position of a fat

walnut clinched firmly between the jaws of a nut-cracker, the jaws

being formed by British Burmah and French Indo-China. And for the past

thirty years those jaws have been slowly but remorselessly closing.

Until 1893 the eastern frontier of Siam was separated from the China

Sea by the narrow strip of Annam, at one point barely thirty miles in

width, which was under French protection. Its western boundary was the

Lu Kiang River, which likewise formed the eastern boundary of the

British possessions in Burmah. On the south the kingdom reached down to

the Grand Lac of Cambodia, while on the north its frontiers were

coterminous with those of the great, rich Chinese province of Yunnan.

Now here was a condition of affairs which was as annoying as it was

intolerable to the land-hungry statesmen of Downing Street and the

Quai d'Orsay. That a small and defenseless Oriental nation should be

permitted to block the colonial expansion of two powerful and

acquisitive European nations was unthinkable.

The first step in the spoilation of the helpless little kingdom was

taken by France in 1893, when, claiming that the Mekong--which the

French were eager to acquire under the impression that it would provide

them with a trade-route into Southern China--formed the true boundary

between Siam and Annam, she demanded that the Siamese evacuate the

great strip of territory to the east of that river. Greatly to the

delight of the French imperialists, the Siamese refused to yield,

whereupon, in accordance with the time-honored rules of the game of

territory grabbing, French gunboats were dispatched to make a naval

demonstration off Bangkok. The forts at the mouth of the Menam fired

upon the gunboats, whereupon the French instituted a blockade of the

Siamese capital and at the same time enormously increased their

demands. England, which had long professed to be a disinterested friend

of the Siamese, shrugged her shoulders whereupon they yielded to the

threat of a French invasion and ceded to France the eastern marches of

the kingdom. Meanwhile the frontier between Siam and the new British

possessions in Burmah had been settled amicably, though, as might have

been expected, in Britain's favor, Siam being shorn of a small strip of

territory on the northwest. In 1904 the French again brought pressure

to bear, their territorial booty on this occasion amounting to some

eight thousand square miles, comprising the Luang Prabang district

lying east of the Mekong and the provinces of Malupré and Barsak.

Seeing that the process of filching territory from the Siamese was as

safe and easy as taking candy from children, the French tried it again

in 1907, this time obtaining the provinces of Battambang, Sisophon and

Siem-Reap, constituting a total of some seven thousand square miles,

thus bringing within French territory the whole of the Grand Lac and

the wonderful ruins of Angkor. In 1909 it was England's turn again,

but, disdaining the crude methods of the French, she informed the

Siamese Government that she was prepared to relinquish her rights to

maintain her own courts in Siam, the Siamese being expected to show

their gratitude for this concession to their national pride by ceding

to England the states of Kelantan, Trengganu and Kedah, in the Malay

Peninsula, with a total area of about fifteen thousand square miles. It

was a costly transaction for the Siamese, but they assented. What else

was there for them to do? When a burly and determined person holds you

up in a dark alley with a revolver and intimates that if you will hand

over your pocketbook he will refrain from hitting you over the head

with a billy, there is nothing to do but accede with the best grace

possible to his demands. In a period of only sixteen years, therefore,

France and England, by methods which, if used in business, would lead

to an investigation by the Grand Jury, succeeded in stripping Siam of

about a third of her territory. The history of Siam during that period

provides a striking illustration of the methods by which European

powers have obtained their colonial empires.

It was the Great War which, by diverting the attention of France and

England, probably saved Siam from complete dismemberment. Now, in

robbing her, they would be robbing an ally and a friend, for in July,

1917, Siam declared war on the Central Powers, despatched an

expeditionary force to France, interned every enemy alien in the

kingdom and confiscated their property, thus ridding France and England

of the last vestige of Teutonic commercial rivalry in southeastern

Asia. The Siamese, moreover, have had a national house-cleaning and

have set their country in thorough order. Their national finances are

now in admirable condition; they have accomplished far-reaching

administrative reforms; they are opening up their territory by the

construction of railway lines in all directions; and they have obtained

the practical abolition of French and British jurisdiction over certain

of their domestic affairs, while a treaty which provides that the

United States shall likewise surrender its extra territorial rights and

permit its citizens to be tried in Siamese courts has recently been

signed.

The future of Siam should be of interest to Americans if for no other

reason than that it is the one remaining independent state of tropical

Asia. Indeed, it is known to its own people as Muang-Thai--the

"Kingdom of the Free." Whether it will remain so only the future can

tell. I should be more sanguine about the continued independence of the

Land of the White Elephant, however, were it not for the colonial

records of its two nearest neighbors, which heretofore, in their

dealings with Asiatic peoples, have usually followed

"The good old rule ... the simple plan,

That they should take who have the power,

And they should keep who can."

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