MR JERDAN'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY.

The first of a series of volumes, designed to contain the literary,

political, and social reminiscences of Mr Jerdan during the last fifty

years, has just seen the light. It will be found to be one of the most

amusing books of the day, and also not without a moral of its own

kind. We presume it is of no use to debate how far it is allowable to

bring before the public matters pertaining to private life, and about

which living individuals may feel a delicacy. The time for such

questions seems past. Assuming so much, we at least feel pretty sure

that the lives and characters of living men could scarcely be in

gentler or more genial hands than those of William Jerdan.

Mr Jerdan is chiefly known as having been for a third of a century the

editor of the _London Literary Gazette_, a work which used to report

on literature with a sympathy for authors strikingly in contrast with

the tone of some of its contemporaries, in whom it would almost appear

as if the saying of a kind word, or even the doing of simple justice

towards a book, were felt as a piece of inexcusable weakness. He is

now, at seventy, relieved from his cares, with little tangible result

from his long and active career; but for this the readers of his

autobiography will be at no loss to account. Jerdan has evidently been

a kind-hearted, mirth-making, tomorrow-defying mortal all his days, as

if he had patriotically set himself from the beginning to prove that

Scotland could produce something different from those hosts of staid,

sober, calculating men for which it has become so much distinguished.

We speak here, indeed, according to the English apprehension of the

Scotch character, for in Scotland, strange to say--that is, to

Englishmen it will appear strange--the people believe themselves to be

remarkable for want of foresight--'aye wise ahint the hand,' is their

own self-portraiture--and for a certain ardour of genius which leads

them into all sorts of scrapes. The issue is, after all, a hard one,

and viewing the long services of Mr Jerdan to the literary republic,

we would hope that a cheerful life-evening is still in store for him.

Our autobiographer tells, with all due modesty, of his early days at

Kelso--the respectable friends by whom he was surrounded--his

acquiring the reputation of a clever youth, and running nigh being a

good deal spoilt in consequence. At nineteen, he went to London, to

enter the counting-house of a mercantile uncle, and during two years

spent there, formed an acquaintance with a group of young men, several

of whom have since become distinguished. Among these were Messrs Pirie

and Lawrie, since Lord Mayors of London--David, William, and Frederick

Pollock, of whom the last is now Chief Baron of Exchequer--and Mr

Wilde, who has since been Lord Chancellor. Interrupted in his career

by a severe illness, he returned to Scotland to recruit, and soon

after was placed with an Edinburgh writer to the Signet, to study the

mysteries of law. The Scottish capital was then a much more frolicsome

place than now, and Jerdan entered heartily into all its humours,

spent merry evenings with Tom Sheridan and Joseph Gillan, attended

mason-lodges, joined the Volunteers, and, seeing a fountain one day,

wished to be it, for then he should have nothing to do but play. The

natural result followed in a second severe illness, out of which his

kind master, _Corrie_ Elliott, endeavoured to recover him by a

commission to ride through a range of mountain parishes in the south,

in order to search for genealogical particulars illustrative of a case

between Lady Forbes, born Miss Hunter of Polmood, and two gentlemen

named Hunter, who claimed her estate.

'I travelled,' says our autobiographer, 'from manse to manse, and

received unbounded hospitalities from the ministers, whilst I examined

their kirk-registers, and extracted from them every entry where the

name of Hunter or Welsh was to be found. Never was task more

gratifying. The _bonhomie_ of the priests, and the simplicity of their

parishioners, were a new world to me, whilst they, the clergy, men of

piety and learning, considered themselves as out of the world

altogether. The population was thin and scattered, the mode of living

primitive in the extreme, and the visit of a stranger, so

insignificant as myself, quite enough to make a great sensation in

these secluded parts. I found the ministers ingenuous, free from all

puritanism, and generally well informed.... The examination of the

parish books was also a labour of love and source of endless

amusement. They mostly went as far back as a century and a half, and

were, in the elder times, filled with such entries as bespoke a very

strange condition of society. The inquisitorial practices and punitive

power of the ministry could not be exceeded in countries enslaved by

the priesthood of the Church of Rome. Forced confessions, the denial

of religious rites even on the bed of death, excommunication, shameful

exposures, and a rigid and minute interference in every domestic or

private concern, indicated a state of things which must have been

intolerable. High and low were obliged to submit to this offensive

discipline and domination.... My duty was thus pleasantly and

satisfactorily performed. My note-book was full. My skill in

deciphering obsolete manuscript was cultivated and improved; and my

health was restored as if by miracle. Of other incidents and results I

shall only state, that on one occasion, to rival Bruce in Abyssinia, I

dined off mutton whilst the sheep nibbled the grass upon the lawn, our

fare being the amputated tails of the animals, which made a very

dainty dish--that on reaching Edinburgh, my hackney, having from a

dark gallop over a ground where a murder had been committed not long

before, and being put into a cold stable, lost every hair on its hide

like a scalded pig, subjected me to half his price in lieu of

damage--and that the famous and ancient Polmood remained in the

possession of Lord Forbes, as inherited from the charter of King

Robert, who gave the lands for ever, "as high up as heaven, and as low

down as hell," to the individual named in the grant, which was

witnessed "by Meg, my wife, and Marjory, my nourice."'

Despairing of doing any good in Edinburgh, Mr Jerdan, while still only

twenty-three, resorted once more to London, though without any

definite object in view. While pursuing his usual light-hearted

career, he got into debt and difficulties, and experienced the

consequent annoyances with the sense of being an injured man, 'whereas

it was I who had wronged myself.' 'It was now,' he adds, 'that I got

my first lesson of that fatal truth--that debt is the greatest curse

which can beset the course of a human being. It cools his friends and

heats his enemies; it throws obstacles in the way of his every advance

towards independence; it degrades him in his own estimation, and

exposes him to humiliation from others, however beneath him in station

and character; it marks him for injustice and spoil; it weakens his

moral perceptions and benumbs his intellectual faculties; it is a

burden not to be borne consistently with fair hopes of fortune, or

that peace of mind which passeth all understanding, both in a worldly

and eternal sense. But I shall have much to say on the subject in the

future pages of this biography, though I cannot omit the opportunity

afforded by my earliest taste of the bitter fruit which poisons every

pulse of existence, earnestly to exhort my youthful readers to deny

themselves every expense which they cannot harmlessly afford, and

revel on bread and water and a lowly couch, in humility and patience,

rather than incur the obligation of a single sixpence beyond their

actual means.'

At length, about 1806, he gravitated into what was perhaps his natural

position--the press; taking a concern in a daily paper called the

_Aurora_, which was got up by the hotel-keepers of London. This

speculation did not answer. It was destined to verify a late saying:

'If you want anything spoilt or ruined, you cannot do better than

confide it to a committee.' 'Our rulers,' says Jerdan, 'though

intelligent and sensible men, were neither literary nor conversant

with journalism. Under any circumstances, their interference would

have been injurious, but it was rendered still more fatal by their

differences in political opinion, and two or three of the number

setting up to write "leaders" themselves. The clashing and want of

_ensemble_ was speedily obvious and detrimental; our readers became

perfect weathercocks, and could not reconcile themselves to themselves

from day to day. They wished, of course, to be led, as all

well-informed citizens are, by their newspaper; and they would not

blow hot and cold in the manner prescribed for all the coffee-room

politicians in London. In the interior, the hubbub and confusion of

the republic of letters was meanwhile exceedingly amusing to the

looker-on; we were of all parties and shades of opinion: the

proprietor of the King's Head was an ultra Tory, and swore by George

III. as the best of sovereigns--the Crown Hotel was very loyal, but

more moderate--the Bell Inn would give a strong pull for the

Church--whilst the Cross-Keys was infected with Romish predilections.

The Cockpit was warlike; the Olive-Tree, pacific; the Royal Oak,

patriotic; the Rummer, democratic; the Hole-in-the-Wall, seditious.

Many a dolorous pull at the porter-pot and sapientious declination of

his head had the perplexed and bemused editor, before he could effect

any tolerable compromise of contradictions for the morning's issue: at

the best, the sheet appeared full of signs and wonders!' In short, the

paper failed.

Mr Jerdan passed through various situations _on_ various papers, as

the elegant language of Cockneydom hath it, and thus he has been

enabled to give some curious sketches of the _personnel_ of the press

in those days. In the _Morning Post_, he took a strong part against

the Mary-Anne-Clarke investigation, and caused a marvellous sinking of

the circulation in consequence. He, nevertheless, consented to go and

see that celebrated lady, and confesses to have been softened by her

blandishments. One of the most remarkable occurrences of that period

was his witnessing the assassination of the prime minister, Perceval,

in May 1812. He had saluted the premier, as he was passing into the

lobby of the House of Commons, and had held back the spring-door to

allow him precedence in entering, when instantly there was a noise

within. 'I saw a small curling wreath of smoke rise above his head, as

if the breath of a cigar; I saw him reel back against the ledge on the

inside of the door; I heard him exclaim: "O God!" or "O my God!" and

nothing more or longer (as reported by several witnesses), for even

that exclamation was faint; and then, making an impulsive rush, as it

were, to reach the entrance to the House on the opposite side for

safety, I saw him totter forward, not half way, and drop dead between

the four pillars which stood there in the centre of the space, with a

slight trace of blood issuing from his lips.

'All this took place ere, with moderate speed, you could count five!

Great confusion, and almost as immediately great alarm, ensued. Loud

cries were uttered, and rapidly conflicting orders and remarks on

every hand made a perfect Babel of the scene; for there were above a

score of people in the lobby, and on the instant no one seemed to know

what had been done or by whom. The corpse of Mr Perceval was lifted

up by Mr William Smith, the member for Norwich, assisted by Lord

Francis Osborne, a Mr Phillips, and several others, and borne into the

office of the Speaker's secretary, by the small passage on the left

hand, beyond and near the fireplace. Pallid and deadly, close by the

murderer, it must have been; for in a moment after, Mr Eastaff, one of

the clerks of the Vote Office at the last door on that side, pointed

him out, and called: "That is the murderer!" Bellingham moved slowly

to a bench on the hither side of the fireplace, near at hand, and sat

down. I had in the first instance run forward to render assistance to

Mr Perceval, but only witnessed the lifting of his body, followed the

direction of Mr Eastaff's hand, and seized the assassin by the collar,

but without violence on one side, or resistance on the other.

Comparatively speaking, a crowd now came up, and among the earliest Mr

Vincent Dowling, Mr John Norris, Sir Charles Long, Sir Charles

Burrell, Mr Henry Burgess, and, in a minute or two, General Gascoigne

from a committee-room up stairs, and Mr Hume, Mr Whitbread, Mr Pole,

and twelve or fifteen members from the House. Meanwhile, Bellingham's

neckcloth had been stripped off, his vest unbuttoned, and his chest

laid bare. The discharged pistol was found beside him, and its

companion was taken, loaded and primed, from his pocket. An

opera-glass, papers, and other articles, were also pulled forth,

principally by Mr Dowling, who was on his left, whilst I stood on his

right hand; and except for his frightful agitation, he was as passive

as a child. Little was said to him. General Gascoigne on coming up,

and getting a glance through the surrounding spectators, observed that

he knew him at Liverpool, and asked if his name was Bellingham, to

which he returned no answer; but the papers rendered further question

on this point unnecessary. Mr Lynn, a surgeon in Great George Street,

adjacent, had been hastily sent for, and found life quite extinct, the

ball having entered in a slanting direction from the hand of the tall

assassin, and passed into his victim's heart. Some one came out of the

room with this intelligence, and said to Bellingham: "Mr Perceval is

dead! Villain! how could you destroy so good a man, and make a family

of twelve children orphans?" To which he almost mournfully replied: "I

am sorry for it." Other observations and questions were addressed to

him by bystanders; in answer to which he spoke incoherently,

mentioning the wrongs he had suffered from government, and justifying

his revenge on grounds similar to those he used, at length, in his

defence at the Old Bailey.

'I have alluded to Bellingham's "frightful agitation" as he sat on the

bench, and all this dreadful work was going on; and I return to it, to

describe it as far as words can convey an idea of the shocking

spectacle. I could only imagine something like it in the overwrought

painting of a powerful romance-writer, but never before could conceive

the physical suffering of a strong muscular man, under the tortures of

a distracted mind. Whilst his language was cool, the agonies which

shook his frame were actually terrible. His countenance wore the hue

of the grave, blue and cadaverous; huge drops of sweat ran down from

his forehead, like rain on the window-pane in a heavy storm, and,

coursing his pallid cheeks, fell upon his person, where their moisture

was distinctly visible; and from the bottom of his chest to his gorge,

rose and receded, with almost every breath, a spasmodic action, as if

a body, as large or larger than a billiard-ball, were choking him. The

miserable wretch repeatedly struck his chest with the palm of his hand

to abate this sensation, but it refused to be repressed.'

Our author makes a curious remark on the case--namely, that the first

examinations are calculated to give the future historian a more

faithful idea of the transaction than the record of the trial. Even in

the short interval of four days, witnesses had become confused in

their recollections, mistaking things which they had only heard of for

things they had beheld. The unhappy culprit perished on the scaffold

only a week after his crime.

Jerdan, who assumed the editorship of the _Sun_ in 1813, was a flaming

Tory of the style of that day, and accordingly enjoyed the triumph of

Europe over Bonaparte. In Paris, immediately after the Allies had

entered it, he feasted his eyes with the singular spectacles

presented, and the personal appearance of the heroes he had been

employed for some years in celebrating. Here is a scene at

Beauvillier's restaurant in the Rue de Richelieu, where 700 people

dined every day. 'It was on the first or second day, that a fair

Saxon-looking gentleman came and seated himself at my table. I think

he chose the seat advertently, from having observed or gathered that I

was fresh from London. We speedily entered into conversation, and he

pointed out to me some of the famous individuals who were doing

justice to the Parisian cookery at the various tables around--probably

about twenty in all. As he mentioned their names, I could not repress

my enthusiasm--a spirit burning over England when I left it only a few

days before--and my new acquaintance seemed to be much gratified by my

ebullitions. "Well," said he to a question from me, "that is Davidoff,

the colonel of the Black Cossacks." I shall not repeat my exclamations

of surprise and pleasure at the sight of this terrific leader, who had

hovered over the enemy everywhere, cut off so many resources, and

performed such incredible marches and actions as to render him and his

Cossacks the dread of their foes. "Is this," inquired my companion,

"the opinion of England?" I assured him it was, and let out the secret

of my editorial consequence, in proof that I was a competent witness.

On this, a change of scene ensued. My _incognito_ walked across to

Davidoff, who forthwith filled, and sent me a glass of his wine--the

glass he was using--and drank my health. I followed the example, and

sent mine in return, and the compliment was completed. But it did not

stop with this single instance. My new fair-complexioned friend went

to another table, and spoke with a bronzed and hardy-looking warrior,

from whom he came with another similar bumper to me, and the request

that I would drink wine with General Czernicheff. I was again in

flames; but it is unnecessary to repeat the manner in which I, on that

to me memorable day, took wine with half a dozen of the most

distinguished generals in the allied service.

'Whilst this toasting-bout was going on, a seedy-looking old gentleman

came in, and I noticed that some younger officers rose and offered him

a place, which he rejected, till a vacancy occurred, and then he

quietly sat down, swallowed his two dozen of green oysters as a whet,

and proceeded to dine with an appetite. By this time, my _vis-à-vis_

had resumed his seat, and, after what had passed, I felt myself at

liberty to ask him the favour of informing me who he himself was! I

was soon answered. He was a Mr Parish, of Hamburg, whose prodigious

commissariat engagements with the grand army had been fulfilled in a

manner to prosper the war; and I was now at no loss to account for his

intimacy with its heroes. It so happened that I knew, and was on

friendly terms with some of his near relations; and so the two hours I

have described took the value of two years. But the climax had to

come. Who was the rather seedy-looking personage whom the aids-de-camp

appeared so ready to accommodate? Oh, that was Blucher! If I was

outrageous before, I was mad now. I explained to Mr Parish the feeling

of England with regard to this hero; and that, amid the whole host of

great and illustrious names, his had become the most glorious of all,

and was really the one which filled most unanimously and loudly the

trump of fame. He told me that an assurance of this would be most

gratifying to the marshal, who thought much of the approbation of

England, and asked my leave to communicate to him what I had said. I

could have no objection; but after a short colloquy, Blucher did not

send his glass to me--he came himself; and I hobnobbed with the

immortal soldier. I addressed him in French, to which he would not

listen; and I then told him in English of the glorious estimation in

which he was held in my country, which Mr Parish translated into

German; and if ever high gratification was evinced by man, it was by

Blucher on this occasion. I had the honour of breakfasting with him at

his hotel next morning, when the welcome matter was discussed more

circumstantially; and he evinced the greatest delight.'

Here we must part with Mr Jerdan, but only, we hope, to meet him again

ere long in a second volume.

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