CHAPTER I. THE FRIGHTENED HEIRS

URSULA

By Honore De Balzac

Translated by Katharine Prescott Wormeley

DEDICATION

To Mademoiselle Sophie Surville,

It is a true pleasure, my dear niece, to dedicate to you this

book, the subject and details of which have won the

approbation, so difficult to win, of a young girl to whom the

world is still unknown, and who has compromised with none of

the lofty principles of a saintly education. Young girls are

indeed a formidable public, for they ought not to be allowed

to read books less pure than the purity of their souls; they

are forbidden certain reading, just as they are carefully

prevented from seeing social life as it is. Must it not

therefore be a source of pride to a writer to find that he has

pleased you?

God grant that your affection for me has not misled you. Who can tell?

--the future; which you, I hope, will see, though not, perhaps.

Your uncle,

De Balzac.

URSULA

CHAPTER I. THE FRIGHTENED HEIRS

Entering Nemours by the road to Paris, we cross the canal du Loing, the

steep banks of which serve the double purpose of ramparts to the fields

and of picturesque promenades for the inhabitants of that pretty little

town. Since 1830 several houses had unfortunately been built on the

farther side of the bridge. If this sort of suburb increases, the place

will lose its present aspect of graceful originality.

In 1829, however, both sides of the road were clear, and the master of

the post route, a tall, stout man about sixty years of age, sitting one

fine autumn morning at the highest part of the bridge, could take in at

a glance the whole of what is called in his business a “ruban de queue.”

The month of September was displaying its treasures; the atmosphere

glowed above the grass and the pebbles; no cloud dimmed the blue of the

sky, the purity of which in all parts, even close to the horizon, showed

the extreme rarefaction of the air. So Minoret-Levrault (for that was

the post master’s name) was obliged to shade his eyes with one hand to

keep them from being dazzled. With the air of a man who was tired of

waiting, he looked first to the charming meadows which lay to the

right of the road where the aftermath was springing up, then to the

hill-slopes covered with copses which extend, on the left, from Nemours

to Bouron. He could hear in the valley of the Loing, where the sounds on

the road were echoed back from the hills, the trot of his own horses and

the crack of his postilion’s whip.

None but a post master could feel impatient within sight of such

meadows, filled with cattle worthy of Paul Potter and glowing beneath

a Raffaelle sky, and beside a canal shaded with trees after Hobbema.

Whoever knows Nemours knows that nature is there as beautiful as art,

whose mission is to spiritualize it; there, the landscape has ideas and

creates thought. But, on catching sight of Minoret-Levrault an artist

would very likely have left the view to sketch the man, so original was

he in his native commonness. Unite in a human being all the conditions

of the brute and you have a Caliban, who is certainly a great thing.

Wherever form rules, sentiment disappears. The post master, a living

proof of that axiom, presented a physiognomy in which an observer could

with difficulty trace, beneath the vivid carnation of its coarsely

developed flesh, the semblance of a soul. His cap of blue cloth, with

a small peak, and sides fluted like a melon, outlined a head of vast

dimensions, showing that Gall’s science has not yet produced its chapter

of exceptions. The gray and rather shiny hair which appeared below the

cap showed that other causes than mental toil or grief had whitened

it. Large ears stood out from the head, their edges scarred with the

eruptions of his over-abundant blood, which seemed ready to gush at the

least exertion. His skin was crimson under an outside layer of

brown, due to the habit of standing in the sun. The roving gray eyes,

deep-sunken, and hidden by bushy black brows, were like those of the

Kalmucks who entered France in 1815; if they ever sparkled it was

only under the influence of a covetous thought. His broad pug nose was

flattened at the base. Thick lips, in keeping with a repulsive double

chin, the beard of which, rarely cleaned more than once a week, was

encircled with a dirty silk handkerchief twisted to a cord; a short

neck, rolling in fat, and heavy cheeks completed the characteristics of

brute force which sculptors give to their caryatids. Minoret-Levrault

was like those statues, with this difference, that whereas they

supported an edifice, he had more than he could well do to support

himself. You will meet many such Atlases in the world. The man’s torso

was a block; it was like that of a bull standing on his hind-legs. His

vigorous arms ended in a pair of thick, hard hands, broad and strong

and well able to handle whip, reins, and pitchfork; hands which his

postilions never attempted to trifle with. The enormous stomach of this

giant rested on thighs which were as large as the body of an ordinary

adult, and feet like those of an elephant. Anger was a rare thing with

him, but it was terrible, apoplectic, when it did burst forth. Though

violent and quite incapable of reflection, the man had never done

anything that justified the sinister suggestions of his bodily presence.

To all those who felt afraid of him his postilions would reply, “Oh!

he’s not bad.”

The master of Nemours, to use the common abbreviation of the country,

wore a velveteen shooting-jacket of bottle-green, trousers of green

linen with great stripes, and an ample yellow waistcoat of goat’s

skin, in the pocket of which might be discerned the round outline of

a monstrous snuff-box. A snuff-box to a pug nose is a law without

exception.

A son of the Revolution and a spectator of the Empire, Minoret-Levrault

did not meddle with politics; as to his religious opinions, he had never

set foot in a church except to be married; as to his private principles,

he kept them within the civil code; all that the law did not forbid or

could not prevent he considered right. He never read anything but

the journal of the department of the Seine-et-Oise, and a few printed

instructions relating to his business. He was considered a clever

agriculturist; but his knowledge was only practical. In him the moral

being did not belie the physical. He seldom spoke, and before speaking

he always took a pinch of snuff to give himself time, not to find ideas,

but words. If he had been a talker you would have felt that he was out

of keeping with himself. Reflecting that this elephant minus a trumpet

and without a mind was called Minoret-Levrault, we are compelled to

agree with Sterne as to the occult power of names, which sometimes

ridicule and sometimes foretell characters.

In spite of his visible incapacity he had acquired during the last

thirty-six years (the Revolution helping him) an income of thirty

thousand francs, derived from farm lands, woods and meadows. If Minoret,

being master of the coach-lines of Nemours and those of the Gatinais to

Paris, still worked at his business, it was less from habit than for the

sake of an only son, to whom he was anxious to give a fine career. This

son, who was now (to use an expression of the peasantry) a “monsieur,”

had just completed his legal studies and was about to take his degree as

licentiate, preparatory to being called to the Bar. Monsieur and Madame

Minoret-Levrault--for behind our colossus every one will perceive

a woman without whom this signal good-fortune would have been

impossible--left their son free to choose his own career; he might be a

notary in Paris, king’s-attorney in some district, collector of customs

no matter where, broker, or post master, as he pleased. What fancy of

his could they ever refuse him? to what position of life might he

not aspire as the son of a man about whom the whole countryside, from

Montargis to Essonne, was in the habit of saying, “Pere Minoret doesn’t

even know how rich he is”?

This saying had obtained fresh force about four years before this

history begins, when Minoret, after selling his inn, built stables and a

splendid dwelling, and removed the post-house from the Grand’Rue to the

wharf. The new establishment cost two hundred thousand francs, which the

gossip of thirty miles in circumference more than doubled. The Nemours

mail-coach service requires a large number of horses. It goes to

Fontainebleau on the road to Paris, and from there diverges to Montargis

and also to Montereau. The relays are long, and the sandy soil of the

Montargis road calls for the mythical third horse, always paid for but

never seen. A man of Minoret’s build, and Minoret’s wealth, at the head

of such an establishment might well be called, without contradiction,

the master of Nemours. Though he never thought of God or devil, being

a practical materialist, just as he was a practical agriculturist, a

practical egoist, and a practical miser, Minoret had enjoyed up to

this time a life of unmixed happiness,--if we can call pure materialism

happiness. A physiologist, observing the rolls of flesh which covered

the last vertebrae and pressed upon the giant’s cerebellum, and, above

all, hearing the shrill, sharp voice which contrasted so absurdly with

his huge body, would have understood why this ponderous, coarse being

adored his only son, and why he had so long expected him,--a fact proved

by the name, Desire, which was given to the child.

The mother, whom the boy fortunately resembled, rivaled the father in

spoiling him. No child could long have resisted the effects of such

idolatry. As soon as Desire knew the extent of his power he milked his

mother’s coffer and dipped into his father’s purse, making each author

of his being believe that he, or she, alone was petitioned. Desire,

who played a part in Nemours far beyond that of a prince royal in his

father’s capital, chose to gratify his fancies in Paris just as he had

gratified them in his native town; he had therefore spent a yearly sum

of not less than twelve thousand francs during the time of his legal

studies. But for that money he had certainly acquired ideas that would

never had come to him in Nemours; he had stripped off the provincial

skin, learned the power of money and seen in the magistracy a means of

advancement which he fancied. During the last year he had spent an extra

sum of ten thousand francs in the company of artists, journalists, and

their mistresses. A confidential and rather disquieting letter from his

son, asking for his consent to a marriage, explains the watch which the

post master was now keeping on the bridge; for Madame Minoret-Levrault,

busy in preparing a sumptuous breakfast to celebrate the triumphal

return of the licentiate, had sent her husband to the mail road,

advising him to take a horse and ride out if he saw nothing of the

diligence. The coach which was conveying the precious son usually

arrived at five in the morning and it was now nine! What could be the

meaning of such delay? Was the coach overturned? Could Desire be dead?

Or was it nothing worse than a broken leg?

Three distinct volleys of cracking whips rent the air like a discharge

of musketry; the red waistcoats of the postilions dawned in sight, ten

horses neighed. The master pulled off his cap and waved it; he was

seen. The best mounted postilion, who was returning with two gray

carriage-horses, set spurs to his beast and came on in advance of the

five diligence horses and the three other carriage-horses, and soon

reached his master.

“Have you seen the ‘Ducler’?”

On the great mail routes names, often fantastic, are given to the

different coaches; such, for instance, as the “Caillard,” the “Ducler”

(the coach between Nemours and Paris), the “Grand Bureau.” Every new

enterprise is called the “Competition.” In the days of the Lecompte

company their coaches were called the “Countess.”--“‘Caillard’ could not

overtake the ‘Countess’; but ‘Grand Bureau’ caught up with her finely,”

you will hear the men say. If you see a postilion pressing his horses

and refusing a glass of wine, question the conductor and he will

tell you, snuffing the air while his eye gazes far into space, “The

‘Competition’ is ahead.”--“We can’t get in sight of her,” cries

the postilion; “the vixen! she wouldn’t stop to let her passengers

dine.”--“The question is, has she got any?” responds the conductor.

“Give it to Polignac!” All lazy and bad horses are called Polignac.

Such are the jokes and the basis of conversation between postilions and

conductors on the roofs of the coaches. Each profession, each calling in

France has its slang.

“Have you seen the ‘Ducler’?” asked Minoret.

“Monsieur Desire?” said the postilion, interrupting his master. “Hey!

you must have heard us, didn’t our whips tell you? we felt you were

somewhere along the road.”

Just then a woman dressed in her Sunday clothes,--for the bells were

pealing from the clock tower and calling the inhabitants to mass,--a

woman about thirty-six years of age came up to the post master.

“Well, cousin,” she said, “you wouldn’t believe me--Uncle is with Ursula

in the Grand’Rue, and they are going to mass.”

In spite of the modern poetic canons as to local color, it is quite

impossible to push realism so far as to repeat the horrible blasphemy

mingled with oaths which this news, apparently so unexciting, brought

from the huge mouth of Minoret-Levrault; his shrill voice grew sibilant,

and his face took on the appearance of what people oddly enough call a

sunstroke.

“Is that true?” he asked, after the first explosion of his wrath was

over.

The postilions bowed to their master as they and their horses passed

him, but he seemed to neither see nor hear them. Instead of waiting for

his son, Minoret-Levrault hurried up to the Grand’Rue with his cousin.

“Didn’t I always tell you so?” she resumed. “When Doctor Minoret

goes out of his head that demure little hypocrite will drag him into

religion; whoever lays hold of the mind gets hold of the purse, and

she’ll have our inheritance.”

“But, Madame Massin--” said the post master, dumbfounded.

“There now!” exclaimed Madame Massin, interrupting her cousin. “You are

going to say, just as Massin does, that a little girl of fifteen

can’t invent such plans and carry them out, or make an old man of

eighty-three, who has never set foot in a church except to be married,

change his opinions,--now don’t tell me he has such a horror of priests

that he wouldn’t even go with the girl to the parish church when she

made her first communion. I’d like to know why, if Doctor Minoret hates

priests, he has spent nearly every evening for the last fifteen years of

his life with the Abbe Chaperon. The old hypocrite never fails to give

Ursula twenty francs for wax tapers every time she takes the sacrament.

Have you forgotten the gift Ursula made to the church in gratitude to

the cure for preparing her for her first communion? She spent all her

money on it, and her godfather returned it to her doubled. You men!

you don’t pay attention to things. When I heard that, I said to myself,

‘Farewell baskets, the vintage is done!’ A rich uncle doesn’t behave

that way to a little brat picked up in the streets without some good

reason.”

“Pooh, cousin; I dare say the good man is only taking her to the door of

the church,” replied the post master. “It is a fine day, and he is out

for a walk.”

“I tell you he is holding a prayer-book, and looks sanctimonious--you’ll

see him.”

“They hide their game pretty well,” said Minoret, “La Bougival told me

there was never any talk of religion between the doctor and the abbe.

Besides, the abbe is one of the most honest men on the face of the

globe; he’d give the shirt off his back to a poor man; he is incapable

of a base action, and to cheat a family out of their inheritance is--”

“Theft,” said Madame Massin.

“Worse!” cried Minoret-Levrault, exasperated by the tongue of his

gossiping neighbour.

“Of course I know,” said Madame Massin, “that the Abbe Chaperon is an

honest man; but he is capable of anything for the sake of his poor. He

must have mined and undermined uncle, and the old man has just tumbled

into piety. We did nothing, and here he is perverted! A man who never

believed in anything, and had principles of his own! Well! we’re done

for. My husband is absolutely beside himself.”

Madame Massin, whose sentences were so many arrows stinging her fat

cousin, made him walk as fast as herself, in spite of his obesity and

to the great astonishment of the church-goers, who were on their way to

mass. She was determined to overtake this uncle and show him to the post

master.

Nemours is commanded on the Gatinais side by a hill, at the foot of

which runs the road to Montargis and the Loing. The church, on the

stones of which time has cast a rich discolored mantle (it was rebuilt

in the fourteenth century by the Guises, for whom Nemours was raised to

a peerage-duchy), stands at the end of the little town close to a

great arch which frames it. For buildings, as for men, position does

everything. Shaded by a few trees, and thrown into relief by a neatly

kept square, this solitary church produces a really grandiose effect. As

the post master of Nemours entered the open space, he beheld his uncle

with the young girl called Ursula on his arm, both carrying prayer-books

and just entering the church. The old man took off his hat in the porch,

and his head, which was white as a hill-top covered with snow, shone

among the shadows of the portal.

“Well, Minoret, what do you say to the conversion of your uncle?” cried

the tax-collector of Nemours, named Cremiere.

“What do you expect me to say?” replied the post master, offering him a

pinch of snuff.

“Well answered, Pere Levrault. You can’t say what you think, if it is

true, as an illustrious author says it is, that a man must think his

words before he speaks his thoughts,” cried a young man, standing near,

who played the part of Mephistopheles in the little town.

This ill-conditioned youth, named Goupil, was head clerk to Monsieur

Cremiere-Dionis, the Nemours notary. Notwithstanding a past conduct that

was almost debauched, Dionis had taken Goupil into his office when a

career in Paris--where the clerk had wasted all the money he inherited

from his father, a well-to-do farmer, who educated him for a notary--was

brought to a close by his absolute pauperism. The mere sight of Goupil

told an observer that he had made haste to enjoy life, and had paid

dear for his enjoyments. Though very short, his chest and shoulders were

developed at twenty-seven years of age like those of a man of forty.

Legs small and weak, and a broad face, with a cloudy complexion like

the sky before a storm, surmounted by a bald forehead, brought out still

further the oddity of his conformation. His face seemed as though it

belonged to a hunchback whose hunch was inside of him. One singularity

of that pale and sour visage confirmed the impression of an invisible

gobbosity; the nose, crooked and out of shape like those of many

deformed persons, turned from right to left of the face instead of

dividing it down the middle. The mouth, contracted at the corners, like

that of a Sardinian, was always on the qui vive of irony. His hair, thin

and reddish, fell straight, and showed the skull in many places. His

hands, coarse and ill-joined at the wrists to arms that were far too

long, were quick-fingered and seldom clean. Goupil wore boots only fit

for the dust-heap, and raw silk stockings now of a russet black; his

coat and trousers, all black, and threadbare and greasy with dirt,

his pitiful waistcoat with half the button-moulds gone, an old silk

handkerchief which served as a cravat--in short, all his clothing

revealed the cynical poverty to which his passions had reduced him. This

combination of disreputable signs was guarded by a pair of eyes with

yellow circles round the pupils, like those of a goat, both lascivious

and cowardly. No one in Nemours was more feared nor, in a way, more

deferred to than Goupil. Strong in the claims made for him by his very

ugliness, he had the odious style of wit peculiar to men who allow

themselves all license, and he used it to gratify the bitterness of

his life-long envy. He wrote the satirical couplets sung during the

carnival, organized charivaris, and was himself a “little journal” of

the gossip of the town. Dionis, who was clever and insincere, and for

that reason timid, kept Goupil as much through fear as for his keen mind

and thorough knowledge of all the interests of the town. But the master

so distrusted his clerk that he himself kept the accounts, refused to

let him live in his house, held him at arm’s length, and never confided

any secret or delicate affair to his keeping. In return the clerk fawned

upon the notary, hiding his resentment at this conduct, and watching

Madame Dionis in the hope that he might get his revenge there. Gifted

with a ready mind and quick comprehension he found work easy.

“You!” exclaimed the post master to the clerk, who stood rubbing his

hands, “making game of our misfortunes already?”

As Goupil was known to have pandered to Dionis’ passions for the last

five years, the post master treated him cavalierly, without suspecting

the hoard of ill-feeling he was piling up in Goupil’s heart with every

fresh insult. The clerk, convinced that money was more necessary to him

than it was to others, and knowing himself superior in mind to the whole

bourgeoisie of Nemours, was now counting on his intimacy with Minoret’s

son Desire to obtain the means of buying one or the other of three town

offices,--that of clerk of the court, or the legal practice of one of

the sheriffs, or that of Dionis himself. For this reason he put up

with the affronts of the post master and the contempt of Madame

Minoret-Levrault, and played a contemptible part towards Desire,

consoling the fair victims whom that youth left behind him after each

vacation,--devouring the crumbs of the loaves he had kneaded.

“If I were the nephew of a rich old fellow, he never would have given

God to ME for a co-heir,” retorted Goupil, with a hideous grin which

exhibited his teeth--few, black, and menacing.

Just then Massin-Levrault, junior, the clerk of the court, joined his

wife, bringing with him Madame Cremiere, the wife of the tax-collector

of Nemours. This man, one of the hardest natures of the little town, had

the physical characteristics of a Tartar: eyes small and round as sloes

beneath a retreating brow, crimped hair, an oily skin, huge ears without

any rim, a mouth almost without lips, and a scanty beard. He spoke like

a man who was losing his voice. To exhibit him thoroughly it is enough

to say that he employed his wife and eldest daughter to serve his legal

notices.

Madame Cremiere was a stout woman, with a fair complexion injured by

red blotches, always too tightly laced, intimate with Madame Dionis, and

supposed to be educated because she read novels. Full of pretensions to

wit and elegance, she was awaiting her uncle’s money to “take a certain

stand,” decorate her salon, and receive the bourgeoisie. At present her

husband denied her Carcel lamps, lithographs, and all the other trifles

the notary’s wife possessed. She was excessively afraid of Goupil, who

caught up and retailed her “slapsus-linquies” as she called them. One

day Madame Dionis chanced to ask what “Eau” she thought best for the

teeth.

“Try opium,” she replied.

Nearly all the collateral heirs of old Doctor Minoret were now assembled

in the square; the importance of the event which brought them was so

generally felt that even groups of peasants, armed with their scarlet

umbrellas and dressed in those brilliant colors which make them so

picturesque on Sundays and fete-days, stood by, with their eyes fixed on

the frightened heirs. In all little towns which are midway between

large villages and cities those who do not go to mass stand about in the

square or market-place. Business is talked over. In Nemours the hour of

church service was a weekly exchange, to which the owners of property

scattered over a radius of some miles resorted.

“Well, how would you have prevented it?” said the post master to Goupil

in reply to his remark.

“I should have made myself as important to him as the air he breathes.

But from the very first you failed to get hold of him. The inheritance

of a rich uncle should be watched as carefully as a pretty woman--for

want of proper care they’ll both escape you. If Madame Dionis were here

she could tell you how true that comparison is.”

“But Monsieur Bongrand has just told me there is nothing to worry

about,” said Massin.

“Oh! there are plenty of ways of saying that!” cried Goupil, laughing.

“I would like to have heard your sly justice of the peace say it. If

there is nothing to be done, if he, being intimate with your uncle,

knows that all is lost, the proper thing for him to say to you is,

‘Don’t be worried.’”

As Goupil spoke, a satirical smile overspread his face, and gave such

meaning to his words that the other heirs began to feel that Massin

had let Bongrand deceive him. The tax-collector, a fat little man, as

insignificant as a tax-collector should be, and as much of a cipher as a

clever woman could wish, hereupon annihilated his co-heir, Massin, with

the words:--“Didn’t I tell you so?”

Tricky people always attribute trickiness to others. Massin therefore

looked askance at Monsieur Bongrand, the justice of the peace, who was

at that moment talking near the door of the church with the Marquis du

Rouvre, a former client.

“If I were sure of it!” he said.

“You could neutralize the protection he is now giving to the Marquis

du Rouvre, who is threatened with arrest. Don’t you see how Bongrand

is sprinkling him with advice?” said Goupil, slipping an idea of

retaliation into Massin’s mind. “But you had better go easy with your

chief; he’s a clever old fellow; he might use his influence with your

uncle and persuade him not to leave everything to the church.”

“Pooh! we sha’n’t die of it,” said Minoret-Levrault, opening his

enormous snuff-box.

“You won’t live of it, either,” said Goupil, making the two women

tremble. More quick-witted than their husbands, they saw the privations

this loss of inheritance (so long counted on for many comforts) would

be to them. “However,” added Goupil, “we’ll drown this little grief in

floods of champagne in honor of Desire!--sha’n’t we, old fellow?” he

cried, tapping the stomach of the giant, and inviting himself to the

feast for fear he should be left out.

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