With a resolute air,
He cries, “Who’s there?”
And the vision solemnly answers “Bill!”
Bill! Bill who? Bill Smith? Bill Jones?
For Bill’s a prænomen each family owns;
So Timothy tries with might and main
To guess which Bill, but all in vain;
Till, shaking with horror through and through,
He faintly stammers out “Bill who?”
The ghostly accents seem to fill
The room as they answer, “Christmas Bill!
I’m the ghost of the butcher’s bill! nothing can lay me:
I’ll haunt you by day and by night till you pay me!”
Timothy Tadpole groans with fright,
And tries to shut out the horrid sight,
When lo! a new ghost pops into light;
And the ghost that now burst on the wretched sinner
Was very much paler and very much thinner
(Though afterwards Tadpole remarked it as “rum,” he
Spoke in a voice that was husky and crummy).
As solemn and grave as an undertaker
He stalked forth and said, “_I’m_ the bill of the baker;
I’ll dog you by night--I’ll settle your hash--
I’ll never be still till you hand out the cash.”
Again poor Timothy Tadpole groans,
And turns and wriggles his weary bones,
Trying to shut out the dreadful vision--
When, alas and alack! there’s a _new_ apparition!
This ghost had an air so dapper and nice, he
Looked for a spirit uncommonly spicy;
But he turned a pitiless glance on Tim,
As if with a look he’d annihilate _him_,
And in accents severe cried, “I’d have you to know, sir,
That _I_ am the Christmas bill of the grocer!
You’ve eaten and stuffed, and you’ve had your fill,
And now let us see what you’ve got in the till:
I’ll polish you off in a manner that I know
If you don’t pretty speedily fork out the rhino!”
But alas and alack! a new one appears,
The tailor’s bill, armed with the goose and the shears,
And the bill of the bootmaker, gliding together;
The latter quite “larking,”
And pertly remarking,
“Come, dub up, old fellow, there’s nothing like leather.”
And the bill of the wine merchant, troubled with hiccups,
And the bill of the hosier for collars called “stick-ups.”
And round about his bed they flew
Hand in hand, this ghostly crew;
And they tweaked his nose,
And tickled his toes,
And rained on his cheeks hard pinches and blows;
And seemed to suppose it a capital lark, as
They stamped and jumped on his aching carcase.
And aye as they went,
The air was rent
With their shouting and yelling, and thus they gave vent:--
“Pay us you must,
Down with the dust;
None of your “kites,”
We _will_ have our rights;
We’ll plague you and pinch you by days and by nights;
We’ll grind you, and bind you, and force you to settle:
None of your promises--out with the metal!”
And Timothy vows that he ne’er heard before as
Awful a noise as this terrible chorus!
He writhed and he wriggled, he twisted and turned;
His tongue was on fire--his head, how it burned!
He struggled and kicked, gave a desperate roar
And a plunge--and came heels over head on the floor.
The chorus is done:
One by one
The ghosts have slipped off, having finished their fun.
And Timothy creeps into bed again,
Free from his terror, but _not_ free from pain.
The shades of the night like the spirits are flitting,
Grey dawn on the tops of the mountains is sitting,
And under the window a small bantam cock
Is crowing--in fact, it is just four o’clock,
As Timothy, spite of his terrors and bruises,
Yawns, shakes up his pillow, and placidly snoozes!
MORAL.
Don’t drink like a fish, and don’t feed like a glutton;
Don’t forget to cash up for your beef and your mutton,
Your bread and your sugar, your wine and your Allsop;
In short, _all_ your bills, and I hope they’re a small crop.
If a tradesman you rob
You act like a snob,
And you’ll find out, moreover, you’ve done a bad job.
So seize on the present,
Pay up and look pleasant;
Think of Timothy Tadpole--that terrible sight there--
A legion of bills makes a deuce of a nightmare!
_A. W. Cole._
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_FREEDOM’S HOME._
Tell me, where is Freedom’s home?
In forest wild--on ocean’s foam,
Amidst the laughing air
Of sunny skies?
Or is it where
The soft voluptuary lies
In rich luxuriousness ’neath marble dome?
Or does it dwell by moss-grown cell
Where the lone hermit woos the sylvan glen,
Deeming his mind, in solitude enshrined,
Blest with its happiness afar from men?
Tell me, which is Freedom’s path?
Where the step no limit hath,
As lightly borne along
The smiling earth
Man tunes his song
To soul-enamoured mirth,
Devoid of care and undisturbed by wrath?
Or when with schemes enwrapt in dreams
The young enthusiast on Hope’s golden wings,
By love inspired and ardent fancy fired,
Replenishes life’s cup from pleasure’s springs.
Tell me, then, does Freedom’s spell
Revel in the battle’s knell,
When the trumpet’s tone
Betokens death,
And a soul is gone
In every passing breath,
Whilst war’s loud clangour drowns each wild farewell,
When o’er the grave of the fallen brave
Memory’s bright tribute echoes Glory’s claim?
And was the cause, which sought the world’s applause,
Inspired by Freedom’s or Ambition’s aim?
Tell me, where does Freedom’s cry
Raise its purest notes on high?
Oh, not within the halls
Where Faction’s tongue
Excited calls,
As if th’ appeal it rung
Would burst the bonds of every social tie.
The brightest claim to lasting fame
Is when in spirit, fired with honest pride,
The patriot’s deed stirs nations to be freed,
As when a Hampden fell, or Sidney died.
Freedom, where is then thy home?
Eye may range and steps may roam,
And splendour vaunt its joys,
And he whose breast
The false world cloys
In solitude feel blest,
And fancy sport with some ideal gnome;
The pride of might, in war delight,
When the earth, bloodstained, rings with victory,
But, amongst all, who on thy spirit call,
Burns there a pure and sacred love of thee?
Freedom, thou of name sublime,
Born coeval with all time,
Can riches, arms,
Or power impart
Thy courted charms,
Unless the human heart
Insures thy smiles unsullied with a crime?
As when the soul from earth’s control
On the bright wings of Faith mounts up on high,
And offers prayer, in humble hope,--for where
God’s spirit dwells, oh, there is Liberty!
_G. L._
[Illustration]
_THE GALLANT “TEUTON.”_
A tear let us give for the gallant “_Teuton_,”
And bewail the unfortunate dead,
And a wail let us raise for the friends that are gone,
As they sleep in their watery bed.
A wild shriek rings forth from the crowded deck,
Borne aloft on the wings of the breeze,
And a cry of despair lingers over the wreck
As she sinks to her berth in the seas.
The screaming sea-mew plumes his wings o’er their head,
As he rides at his ease o’er the wave,
While the wailing sea-gull swoops down o’er the dead,
And sports on their watery grave.
And the ravenous shark from his cave of gloom
Hurries forth through the dark ocean’s depth,
And frolicking round their wave-hidden tomb,
He gloats o’er the havoc of death.
Then a tear let us shed for the gallant “_Teuton_,”
And bewail the unfortunate dead,
While the screaming sea-mew sings their funeral song,
As he rides o’er their watery bed.
_H. Hartwell._
[Illustration]
_THE SUNNY HILLS OF AFRICA._
The sunny hills of Africa, how picturesque and grand,
While clothed in mist the vales lie hid, like some dark spirit-land
The mountains in the distance seen, like hoary castles rise,
And banks of clouds suspended hang, like icebergs in the skies.
The flowery fields of Africa, how beautiful and gay,
The fairest blossoms deck the plains, and perfume fills the May,
While gushing streams from every kloof spread o’er the verdant green,
And browsing game upon the lands add beauty to the scene.
The country homes of Africa, where are their equals found?
A welcome always greets the ear, and gladness reigns around;
And as one cosily reclines upon the snow-white fleece,
He feels a thrill of thankfulness, of gratitude and peace.
Then should we not love Africa, and speak of her with pride,
And hang to her and cling to her whatever may betide?
And though we yield to other lands the palm for scenes of mirth,
Our song shall be for Africa--the land that gave us birth.
_H. Hartwell._
[Illustration]
_THE SOUTHERN CROSS._
AN ODE.
Thou type of mysteries revealed,
In man forgiven;
And plainest record of the book unsealed,
Of starry Heaven!
God’s pictured Word, from age to age;
Alike familiar to the child and sage--
In fourfold harmony; like Christ’s Evangel page.
How mean to thee this world of sin,
This atom earth!
Or all the ponderous globes that swing within
Its astral girth.
Arcturus and his offspring fair--
Where are they? Mazzaroth--Orion, where?
And Pleiades? All, all eclipsed--for thou art there.
’Tis well, when Keills and Newtons write
With pens of gold;
That ages numberless have winged their flight,
Myriads untold!
Since thou’st been there; since thou hast taught
How, in His plan, who man’s redemption wrought,
That mystery of love was not an afterthought.
Ten thousand worlds have learned of thee
(Messiah’s sign),
What happier eyes were privileged to see
In Palestine.
But thou, unknown to Eastern seer,
Or king, or priest--we hail with reverence here--
Great harbinger of joy; to this our Ocean-sphere!
So dread we not the wondrous day,
O holy Cross!
When structures formed of stubble, wood, and hay,
Shall suffer loss.
When Time’s probation shall have past,
And heaven’s high starry cope her orbs shall cast,
Even as a tree her fruit, before the felling blast.
For thou immortal ensign bright,
Art still secure;
When worlds and suns and systems sink in night
Thou shalt endure.
Endure--Redemption’s emblem sweet,
Nor from Creation’s altered map retreat,
Nor pass away with noise, nor melt with fervent heat.
Till then, may faith and hope increase,
Firm, fixed above;
And make us with ourselves at heavenly peace--
True type of love!
Mid elemental tumults rife
Point us to Him, the Way, the Truth, the Life,
Rock Rimmon of our peace, to heal Baal-tamar’s strife.
_Stafford Cruikshanks._
[Illustration]
_HON. WILLIAM PORTER, C.M.G._
AN ELEGY.
The mighty falls: Time’s restless wing
Has sped the day,
For him!--beloved as Camelot’s blameless king--
To pass away.
And briny tears bedew the date
In which that life so marvellously great,
Our friend--grand Porter’s self--succumbs, at last, to Fate.
He died at home: his labour ceased
Where it began;
While gathering honours, with his years increased;
Colossal man!
To Africa--that long abode,
His work and love discharged the debt he owed;
Long toil of years--to him--Life’s grandest Episode.
The Libyan clime, in youth became
His destined soil;
Where Time and Fate, the laurels of his fame,
Can ne’er despoil.
A grateful continent shall pour
Her griefs for him whose face we see no more:
And mourn as great a man as ever touched her shore.
Mourn, soil of grief, your champion bold,
Whose work is done;
Mourn, land of Ham, as Egypt did of old,
For Jacob’s son.
The mighty falls!--the Chieftain high--
Whose worth not Vaal nor Treasury could buy,
Had reached his native land, and reached it but to die.
Approach his grave; oh, sight sublime!
“Last scene of all.”
Let kindred spirits of the olden time
Attend his pall.
First that Athenian, who alone
In days of tyranny--not since unknown--
With voice of thunder moved the Macedonian throne.
Let Aristides, too, be there--
The just one still;
’Tis not in Death--on land, or sea, or air,
Such minds to kill.
Let mighty shades press to the van--
From Cataline’s arraigner to the man
Who raised a righteous wail for injured Hindostan.
Let crowding myriads view in tears,
The hero’s grave;
Earth yields to earth; a mortal disappears,
No love can save.
Lost but to sight; in fame alive,
Long shall his name our blinding tears survive,
And numbers from his dust, true virtue long derive.
Repose, great one, in lasting rest
Dear friends among;
What rank, what tribe, what country loved thee best
Remains unsung.
Pride of the Senate and the Bar!
’Tis ours, alas! to wail thy loss afar,
Who ’neath the Southern Cross long hailed thee as a star.
Thou wert our Statesman--to apply
Wise counsels best;
No selfish partisan to raise a cry
For East or West.
Prepared for Right to stand or fall--
Deaf to the foeman’s threat, or bigot’s call--
’Twas thine to live and die, the sire and friend of all.
Who shall succeed thee in our love?
Who fill thy chair?
Shall we, ignoring succour from above,
Yield to despair?
No, never, while in hour of need
A champion stands, as he who runs may read--
A Sprigg well worthy power; yea, Porter to succeed.
_Stafford Cruikshanks._
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_ODE ON THE BRITISH SETTLERS’ YEAR OF JUBILEE._
NAM QUI HŒC DICUNT, PALAM OSTENDUNT SE PATRIAM QUŒRERE.
Epoch of hope! Auspicious year;
Our pride to see;
Hail to thy bright eventful advent here--
Grand Jubilee!
Since on these shores--our lot was cast,
Of years, seven Sabbaths number with the past;
Thy dawn, O sacred year! proclaim we now at last.
Chime for the Settlers’ Jubilee,--
Spire, turret, fane!
Resound abroad, with quickening ecstasy,
The proud refrain.
Late, by the Gospel-trumpet called--
O Africa! in Satan’s bondage galled,
Shout for the Jubilee, with spirit disenthralled.
Kloof, table-land, and peak sublime,
Take up the peal;
Chide o’er this wondrous, Heaven-acknowledged clime,
Man’s flagging zeal.
From that far bound, where hope first rose
On Lusitanian Vasco’s gathering woes,
To regions far beyond--where Transvaal Jordan flows.
How vast in prospect, mortal man,
One Spring appears!
In retrospect, how limited the span
Of fifty years!
Yet gaze around,--how few remain,
Who, in this land, first shared our joy or pain!
Nor doubt we, honoured dead, our loss has been your gain.
Shamgars and Jairs! our heroes true,
Your types of yore
Gain not by fair comparison with you,
In heaven-sent lore.
No chief, on Seir’s, or Bochim’s brow,
Not Gera’s son, nor him of “the rash vow,”
In zeal, for cause of right--transcends your glory now.
Your god-like clemency to life,
In conflicts fell;
The Zeebs and Orebs of each mortal strife,
Survive to tell.
The ruthless hand, with dagger bared,
In hour of conquest, by your mercy spared,
Has since, as that of friend, your love and bounty shared.
Far better learned your skill to pierce
The forest King;
Transfix grim Isgram, or the tiger fierce,
In his death-spring.
Like Kabzeel’s Worthy who could dare,
In time of snow, to savage haunts repair,
And slay the monster huge, e’en in his gory lair.
Not gold but prowess then was fame,
Throughout this land;
True stalwart valour was the test of claim
To Beauty’s hand.
What marvel to acquire such bays,
Each tried to emulate his fellow’s praise?
Oh, there were mighty men,--yea, “giants in those days”--
Then learned Moodie, Temlett sage,
And valiant Graham,
Bequeathed, in turn, to the historic page,
A lasting name.
As others of no mean degree,
Whose statesmen ken, and iron chivalry
Might worthily attain the rank of “the first Three.”
This of the dead,--embalmed in tears,
In fame alive;
And can we less revere their loved compeers,
Who still survive?
Ah no! their lives, to many a prayer,
Long, very long, may Heaven benignly spare,
And long each honoured brow its crown of glory wear.
Unwooed, chaste Clio, ever young,
Descends to save
Her British Settlers from Detraction’s tongue,
And Lethe’s wave.
The names of the adventurous few,
Her lamp of Truth displays aloft in view,
Enshrined among the world’s regenerators true.
Unutterably fair, behold,
The goddess bright!
In form and visage of ethereal mould,
Enrobed in light!
With golden harps--a seraph band,
Less prominent her tuneful sisters stand--
And thus a child of earth receives her high command:--
“Thou, favoured of the Vestal Nine;
Forensic Cole!
The special delegated task be thine,
Beyond control;
To celebrate this Jubilee--
In Delphic tones--not uninspired by me,
That envy’s self shall mark, for immortality.
Fail not to chronicle a state,
Beset with woes,
When, like Apollo, on its vision--late
Wise Porter rose;
Embodiment of Hyde and Hume--
My future Aristides to assume
In every council sway, and change a nation’s doom.”
It comes! the dawn of brighter times--
When, to our shores,
The ships of Chittim and remoter climes
Shall bend their oars!
When Africa, distressed no more,
Shall nobly emulate Columbia’s shore,
In European might, and Asiatic lore.
It comes, it comes! ye brethren dear,
Loud swell the song;
Lo, balmy Abib ushers in the year,
Expected long!
Illustrious in your thousands come!
High in your ancestors’ adopted home,
Raise to triumphal notes the grand memorial dome.
Rouse, Jubilants, by Truth made free,
Stand ever true;
Nor be your sires Promethean energy
Extinct in you.
Forget not,--even in Canaan’s land,
Though borne to conquest--with a mighty hand,
Your faithfulness to prove--unconquered nations stand.
Thrones raised upon our primal fall,
Yet mock the skies!
Fierce and unvanquished still,--yea, worthy all
Your war emprize.
Press, in His cause, expectant on,
Whose sovereign Presence, ever unwithdrawn
Inspires our Faith and Hope, in this Millennial dawn.
_Stafford Cruikshanks._
_DIVES REDIVIVUS._
’Tis of a rich man near an African hoek,
Imported from some part of Britain;
You’d say that account in the sixteenth of Luke
For him, in perspective, was written.
The purple, fine linen, and feasting in state,
Are all quite in point to the letter;
Save this, that no paupers are laid at his gate,
Experience has taught them all better.
To lordling and swell, he is all “hand-in-glove,”
With manners beseeming high station;
Every female in silk has his greeting of love,
And low bow--and hat salutation.
So much for the wealthy; alas for the poor!
When one of that number approaches,
Such welcome is found, as the comatose boor
Reserves for the foe who encroaches.
Our hero has those who describe him indeed,
’Gainst Vice an unsparing declaimer;
His name it is needless to write or to read,--
What odds be it Dives or Damer!
You’ll stare! he is one who on topics divine,
Has holiday phrases harmonious;
Right Reverend! how many would fondly incline
To think the description erroneous!
The pulpit he mounts, as the tyrant his throne,--
And bawls to the young and the hoary,
With a scowl and a gesture, a stamp and a tone
Which plainly belie his own story.
Does he toil for a master and home in the skies,
While in Mammon’s vile services flurried!
Pray God that he may never “_lift up his eyes_”
With the “_rich man_” who “_died and was buried_.”
_Stafford Cruikshanks._
[Illustration]
_THE BURGHERS’ GATHERING._
“Fathers, whose sons have bled!
Sons, who have lost your sires,
Brothers, for brothers dead!
Arouse your martial fires.
Hurl retribution on the foe
That laid your slaughtered kinsmen low.”
Hark! ’tis your country’s call
That swells along the sky;
Come forth, brave Burghers all,
Responsive to the cry!
I hear the trumpet from afar;
It tells of strife and blood and war.
See! from each vale and glen
Pour forth the patriot bands--
A host of stalwart men,
True hearts and steady hands.
Let none be absent from that strife
For home, and liberty, and life.
Long has the combat raged,
Its war-path marked with blood;
Oft have the troops engaged
The foe, yet unsubdued,
For yon brave men, it now remains
Yon kloofs to clear,--to scour yon plains.
Arise then in your might!
Let friend encourage friend;
God will maintain the right;
To Him your cause commend.
On Him in humble faith rely,
And rush to certain victory.
Burghers! to arms! to arms!
Haste, mount each trusty steed!
Heed not the Prophet’s charms,
No hostile numbers heed!
On you your country’s hopes repose,
Her wrongs to avenge--to crush her foes.
Wide, wide then to the skies
Your banner be unfurled!
Your patriot enterprise
Shall ring throughout the world.
Where Britain’s standard waves, each land
Shall hear of your heroic band.
Think of the widow’s wail,
Think of the orphan’s moan!
Think of each harrowing tale,
Altars and hearths o’erthrown!
The midnight prowl--the ambuscade--
The traveller’s homeward path waylaid!
And call to mind the cries,
Fervent and numberless,
That shall to Heaven arise
For safety and success.
Your country breathes one common prayer,
And makes your weal its special care.
And should it prove your lot
To fill a warrior’s grave,
That consecrated spot
Where sleeps “the fallen brave,”
Watered by grateful tears, shall be
Dear to your country’s memory.
Fathers, whose sons have bled!
Sons, who have lost your sires!
Brothers, for brothers dead,
Arouse your martial fires!
Pour swift destruction on the foe
That laid your slaughtered kinsmen low.
_G. Impey._
GRAHAM’S TOWN,
_October 27th, 1851_.
_STORM IN TUGELA VALLEY, NATAL._
When once, at ev’ning’s mellow close,
The round moon lit the sky,
And all beneath in calm repose
In slumber rapt did lie--
Seated on high upon the steep,
Amid the moonlight glow,
I looked upon a valley deep,
And on a river’s flow.
Sudden, across the chasm wide
The heavy thunder growled,
While far below in sullen glide
The noble river rolled.
And now a thousand feet below,
Betwixt me and the stream,
The thunder-cloud, with lightning’s glow,
Obscures the river’s gleam.
Loud and more loud, and all about
The echoing hills among,
The spirits of the tempest shout
Their diapason song.
Full in the midst the cloud now parts,
And wars on different sides,
And through the gap the light moon darts,
Where bright the river glides.
----_Moodie_.
TUGELA, 1868.
_THE NATAL GOLD DIGGINGS._
TO GREENHORNS.
Herr Mauch’s all well I dare can tell--
But don’t you go a digging;
The tetse bites, the nigger fights,
And thieves are always prigging.
The lions growl, the jackals prowl
All round about the waggon;
And when, poor soul, you seize the bowl,
You find an empty flagon.
And sleep at night you cannot quite,
There’s such an endless squalling;
Mosquitos sting, hyenas sing
In human laugh-like brawling.
The zebras bound o’er shaking ground
In many a wild stampedo;
The blesbok, too, and sportive gnu,
Make noise as much as they do.
’Fore break of day you must away
To reach the doubtful water,
And if you’re not a steady shot
You ne’er a buck will slaughter.
So my advice to _Greenhands_ is--
Don’t with the goldfields meddle;
But stick to steak and Simms’ mild make!
And “Smouse” around and “peddle.”
And those who go--I hope they know
The lingo of the “Doppers;”
Their customs too, ’twas well you knew,
To shake them by their floppers.
With stolid stare, your head to bare,
And answer to each query;
From whence you hail, to where you sail,
And if your mother’s cheery.
In Kaffir _kraals_, look out for squalls;
Elope not with the “nieces,”
For if you do, the act you’ll rue
Amongst the “Makateses.”
Mid upper blacks you’ll want an axe,
For there there’s more than one tree;
And gifts a few you’ll carry to
Umziligazi’s country.
And now, good-bye, perhaps you’ll try
With crowbar, pick, and hammer,
To soften down stern Fortune’s frown,
And if you can’t, why, d----r.
----_Moodie_.
[Illustration]
_NATURE._
A DAY ON THE HILLS, IN NATAL.
Of Beauty, Joy, and Life and Light, which dwell
In florid nature, be it mine to tell.
Majestic truth! with Beauty at thy side--
Irradiate maid of highest Heaven’s pride;
And thou, undying Harmony, attend,
Romance with fact, and fact with fiction blend.
Bright Virtue bring, by brilliant Fancy drest,
And called by man, Imagination, blest;
That she, companion of the muse, may show
The gentle thoughts that lofty souls should know.