Nothing happened, fortunately, and by nine o'clock they were safely at

Lugano, and, tearing themselves from the dear brigand, were taken

possession of by a shadowy being, who fed them in a marble hall with

statues ten feet high glaring at them as they ate, then led them to a

bower which had pale green doors, a red carpet, blue walls, and yellow

bed covers,--all so gay it was like sleeping in a rainbow.

As if another lovely lake under the windows, and moonlight _ad libitum_,

was not enough, they had music also. Lavinia scorned the idea of sleep,

and went prowling about the rooms, hanging over the balconies, and doing

the romantic in a style that was a disgrace to her years. She it was who

made the superb discovery that the music they heard came from across the

way, and that by opening a closet window they could look into a theatre

and see the stage.

All rushed at once and beheld an opera in full blast, heartily enjoying

the unusual advantages of their position; for not only could they hear

the warblers, but see them when the curtain was down. What a thing it

was to see Donna Anna do up her black hair, Don Giovanni dance a jig,

and stately Ottavio imbibe refreshment out of a black bottle, and the

ghostly Commander prance like a Punchinello as they got him into

position.

The others soon succumbed to sleep; but, till long after midnight, old

Livy wandered like a ghost from the front balcony, with the lovely lake,

to the closet window and its dramatic joys, feeling that no moment of

that memorable night should be lost, for what other traveller could

boast that she ever went to the opera wrapped in a yellow bedquilt?

On the morrow a few pictures of Luini before breakfast, and then more

sailing over lakes, and more driving in festive diligences to Menaggio,

where a boat like a market waggon without wheels bore them genteelly to

Cadenabbia, and a week of repose on the banks of Lago Como.

Their palace did not 'lift its marble walls to eternal summer' by any

means; for it rained much, and was so cold that some took to their beds

for warmth, stone floors looking like castile-soap not being just the

thing for rheumatism. Hand-organs, dancing-bears, two hotels, one

villa, no road but the lake, and an insinuating boatman with one eye who

lay in wait among the willows, and popped out to grab a passenger when

anyone ventured forth, are all that remains in the memory regarding

Cadenabbia.

A few extracts from Lavinia's note-book may be found useful at this

point, both as a speedy way of getting our travellers to Rome, and for

the bold criticisms on famous places and pictures which they contain:--

'Milan.--Cathedral like a big wedding-cake. "Last Supper" in the

barracks--did not "thrill;" tried to, but couldn't, as the picture is so

dim it can hardly be seen. Ambrosian Library.--Lock of L. Borgia's hair;

tea-coloured and coarse. Don't believe in it a bit. Jolly old books, but

couldn't touch 'em. Fine window to Dante. Saw cathedral illuminated;

very theatrical, and much howling of people over the deputies from Rome.

Don't know why they illuminated or why they howled; didn't ask. Men here

handsome, but rude. Women wear veils and no bonnets,--fat and ugly.

Gloves very good.--Arch of Peace.--More peace and less arch would be

better for Italy.

'Raphael's Marriage of the Virgin.--Stiff and stupid. Can't like

Raphael. Dear, pious, simple, old Fra Angelico suits me better.

'To the Public Garden with A.; saw a black ostrich with long pink legs,

who pranced and looked so like an opera dancer that we sat on the fence

and shrieked with laughter.

'Pavia.--To the Certosa to see the old Carthusian Convent founded in

1396; cloisters, gardens, and twenty-four little dwellings, with chapel,

bedroom, parlour, and yard for each monk, who is never to speak, and

comes out but once a week. A nice way for lazy men to spend their lives

when there is so much work to be done for the Lord and his poor! Wanted

to shake them all round, though they did look well in their gowns and

cowls gliding about the dim cloisters and church. Perhaps they are kept

for that purpose.

'Parma.--Dome of church frescoed by Correggio. All heaven upsidedown;

fat angels turning somersaults, saints like butchers, and martyrs

simpering feebly. Like C.'s babies much better. Heaven can't be painted,

and they'd better not try. Madonna, by Girolamo, was lovely. Room of the

Abbess, with rosy children peeping through the lattice, very charming.

Madonna della Scodella--the boy Christ very charming. The old Farnese

Theatre most interesting; got a scrap of canvas from a mouldy scene.

Dead old place is Parma.

'Bologna.--Drove in a pelting rain to the Academy, and saw many

pictures. A Pietà, by Guido, was very striking. The desolate mother,

with her dead son on her knees, haunted me long afterwards. St. Jerome

and the infant Christ, by Elizabeth Sirani, I liked. Raphael won't suit

yet. Sad for me, but I cannot admire Madonnas with faces like

fashion-plates, or dropsical babies with no baby sweetness about them.

'Florence.--Bought furs. Nice climate to bring invalids into. Always did

think Italy a humbug, and I begin to see I was right. Acres of pictures.

Like about six out of the lot. Can't bear the Venus, or Titian's famous

hussy hanging over it. Like his portraits much. Busts of Roman emperors

great fun. Such bad heads! The Julias, Faustinas, and Agrippinas, with

hair dressed like a big sponge on the brow, were so comical I was never

tired of looking at them. I see now where the present bedlamite style of

coiffure comes from.

'The philosophers, &c., were very interesting. Cicero so like Wendell

Phillips that I could hardly help clapping my hands and saying, "Hear!

hear!"

'Gave A. a sad blow by saying the Campanile looked like an inlaid

work-box. Did not admire it half so much as I did a magnificent stone

pine. Best of all, saw in the old Monastery of St. Marco many works of

Fra Angelico. I love his pictures, for he put his pious heart into them,

and one sees and feels it, and I don't care if his saints do have six

joints to their fingers and impossible noses. A very dear picture of

"Providenza,"--poor monks at an empty table and angels bringing bread.

'Angelico's picture of heaven was more to my mind than any I have seen.

No stern, avenging God, no silly Madonna, but happy souls playing like

children, or singing and piping with devout energy.

'Relics of Savonarola,--his cell, bust, beads, hair-cloth shirt, and a

bit of wood from the pile on which they burnt him. I like relics of one

man who really lived, worked, and suffered, better than armies of

angels, or acres of gods and goddesses.

'Pleasant drives. Saw artists, Casa Guidi windows, and a model baby

house with dolly's name on the door, and steps modelled by hands that

have made famous statues. "Papa's baby house" was best of all his works

to me. A nice little earthquake and a trifle of snow to enhance the

charms of this sweet spot.

'Visited Parker's grave, and was afflicted to find it in such an

unlovely, crowded cemetery. It does not matter after all: his best

monument is in the hearts that love him and the souls he fed. As I stood

there a little brown bird hopped among the vines that covered the grave,

pecked its breakfast from a dry seed-pod, perched on the head-stone with

a grateful twitter, as grace after meat, and flew away, leaving me

comforted by the little sermon it had preached.'

'I don't wish to hurt your feelings, dear, but if this is Rome I must

say it is a very nasty place,' began Lavinia, as they went stumbling

through the mud and confusion of a big, unfinished station on their

arrival at the eternal city.

'People of sense don't judge a place at ten o'clock of a pitch-dark,

rainy night, especially if they are hungry, tired, and, excuse me, love,

rather cross,' returned Amanda, severely, as they piled into a carriage

and drove to Piazzi di Spagna.

'I see a divine fountain! A splendid palace! Now it's a statue of some

sort! I do believe that dark figure was a monk! I know I shall like it

in spite of everything,' cried Matilda excitedly, flattening her nose

against the window.

She had been much disappointed at not being able to enter Rome by

daylight, so that she might clasp her hands and cry aloud, half-stifled

with the overpowering emotions of the moment, 'Roma! Roma! the eternal

city, bursts upon my view!' That was the proper thing to do, and it was

a blow to make so commonplace and ignoble an entry into the city of her

dreams.

Early next morning, Livy was roused from slumber by cries of delight,

and, starting up, beheld her artist sister wrapped in a dressing-gown,

with dishevelled hair, staring out of the window, and murmuring

incoherently,--

'Spanish Steps, that's where the models sit. Propaganda, famous Jesuit

school. Hope I shall see the little students in their funny hats and

gowns. That's the great monument thing put up to settle the Immaculate

Conception fuss. Very fine, but the apostles look desperately tired of

holding it up. Dear old houses! Heavens! there's a _trattoria_ man with

somebody's breakfast on his head! Don't see any costumes. Where are the

sheepskin suits? the red skirts and white head-cloths? Girl with

flowers. Oh, how lovely! Mercy on us, there's an officer staring up

here, and I never saw him!'

In came the blond head, and the blue dressing-gown vanished from the

eyes of the handsome soldier who had been attitudinizing with his high

boots, gray and scarlet cloak, jingling sword, and becoming _barrette_

cap, for the especial benefit of the enraptured stranger.

'Livy, it is just superb! Get up and come out at once. It is clouding

up, and I must have one look or lose my mind,' said Matilda, flying

about with unusual energy.

'You will have to get used to rain if you stay here long, my child,'

returned the Raven.

And she was right. It poured steadily for two months, with occasional

flurries of snow, also thunder, likewise hurricanes, the tramontàna, the

sirocco, and all the other charming features of an Italian winter. That

nothing might be wanting, a nice little inundation was got up for their

benefit, December 28th.

Sitting peacefully at breakfast on the morning of that day, in their

cosey apartment, with a fire of cones and olive-wood cheerily burning on

the hearth, Jokerella, the big cat, purring on the rug, the little

coffee-pot proudly perched among bread and butter, eggs and fruit, while

the ladies, in dressing-gowns and slippers, lounged luxuriously in

arm-chairs, one red, one blue, one yellow; they (the ladies, not the

chairs) were started by Agrippina, the maid, who burst into the room

like a bomb-shell, announcing, all in one breath, that the Tiber had

risen, inundated the whole city, and instant death was to be the doom of

all.

Rushing to the window to see if the flood had quite covered the steps,

and cut off all retreat, the friends were comforted to observe no signs

of water, except that half-frozen in the basin of the fountain above

which leaned their favourite old Triton, with an icicle on the end of

his nose.

'I must go and attend to this. The poor will suffer; we may be able to

help,' said Livy, forgetting her bones, and beginning to scramble on her

fur boots as if the safety of the city depended on her.

The others followed suit, and leaving Jokerella to ravage the table,

they hurried forth to see what Father Tiber was up to. A most

reprehensible prank, apparently, for the lower parts of the city were

under water, and many of the great streets already as full of boats as

Venice.

The Corso was a deep and rapid stream, and the shopkeepers were

disconsolately paddling about, trying to rescue their property.

'Our dresses, our beautiful new dresses, where are they now!' wailed

the girls, surveying Mazzoni's grand store, with water up to the

balcony, where many milliners wrung their hands, lamenting.

The Piazza del Popolo was a lake, with the four stone lions just

visible, and still spouting water, though it was a drug in the market.

In at the open gate rolled a muddy stream, bearing hay-stacks,

brushwood, and drowned animals along the Corso. People stood on their

balconies wondering what they should do, many breakfastless; for how

could the _trattoria_ boys safely waft their coffee-pots across such

canals of water? Carriages splashed about in shallower parts with

agitated loads, hurrying to drier quarters; many were coming down

ladders into boats, and crowds stood waiting their turn with bundles of

valuables in their hands.

The soldiers were out in full force, working gallantly to save life and

property; making rafts, carrying people on their backs, and going

through the inundated streets with boat-loads of food for the hungry,

shut up in their ill-provided houses. Usually at such times the priests

did this work; but now they stood idly looking on, and saying it was a

judgment on the people for their treatment of the Pope. The people were

troubled because the priests refused to pray for them: but otherwise

they snapped their fingers at the sullen old gentlemen in the Vatican;

and the brisk, brave troops worked for the city quite as well (the

heretics thought better) than the snuffy priests.

In the Ghetto the disaster was truly terrible, for the flood came so

suddenly that the whole quarter was under water in an hour. The scene

was pitiful; for here the Jews live packed like sardines in a box, and

being washed out with no warning, were utterly destitute. In one street

a man and woman were seen wading up to their waists in water, pushing an

old mattress before them, on which were three little children, all they

had saved.

Later in the day, as boats of provisions came along, women and children

swarmed at the windows, crying, 'Bread! bread!' and their wants could

not be supplied in spite of the care of the city authorities. One old

woman who had lost everything besought the rescuers to bring her a

little snuff for the love of heaven; which was very characteristic of

the race. One poor man, in trying to save a sick wife and his little

ones in a cart, upset them, and the babies were drowned at their own

door. Comedy and tragedy side by side.

Outside the city, houses were carried off, people lost, and bridges

swept away, so sudden and violent was the flood. The heavy rains and

warm winds melted the snow on the mountains, and swelled the river till

it rose higher than at any time since 1805.

Many strangers, who came to Rome for the Christmas holidays, sat in

their fine apartments without food, fire, light, or company, till taken

off in boats or supplied by hoisting stores in at the windows.

'We can hold out some time, as we live on a hill, and Pina has laid in

provisions for several days. But if the flood lasts, we shall come to

want; for the wood-yards are under water, the railroads down, and the

peasants can't get into the city to bring supplies, unless the donkeys

swim,' said Amanda, reviewing the situation.

'Never mind; it's so exciting; only we must not forget that we engaged

to go and see the Roastpig Aurora to-day,' answered Matilda, who

insisted on pronouncing Rospigliosi in that improper manner.

'I like this infinitely better than any of your picturesque

refrigerators, and it thrills me more to watch one of those dear, dirty

soldiers save women and babies than to see a dozen "Dying Gladiators"

gasping for centuries in immortal marble,' added Lavinia, who had

shocked her artistic friends by sniffing at the famous statue, and

wishing the man would die and done with it, and not lie squirming there.

'Come away, Mat: she has no soul for art, and it is all in vain to try

and breathe one into her,' said Amanda, with the calm pity of one who

had read up every great picture, studied up every famous statue, and

knew what to admire, when to thrill, and just where the various emotions

should come in.

So they left the outcast perched on a wall, waving her muff at them,

and calling out, 'Nater for ever!' to the great horror of an English

lady, who would have seen all Rome upset without any unseemly

excitement.

That night the gas gave out, and mysterious orders were left at houses

for lamps to be kept burning till morning. Thieves abounded, and the

ladies prepared their arms--one pistol, one dagger, and a large

umbrella--then slept peacefully, undisturbed by the commotion in the

kitchen, where cats, live chickens, and Pina's five grandmothers, all

lived together, rent free.

Amanda's last prediction was, that they would find themselves gently

floating out at the Porta Pia about midnight. Mat wailed for a submerged

gallery in which she had hoped to ice herself on the morrow, and Livy

indulged the sinful hope that the Pope would get his pontifical

petticoats very wet, be a little drowned, and terribly scared by the

flood, because he spoilt the Christmas festivities, and shut up all the

cardinals' red coaches.

Next day the water began to abate, and people made up their minds that

the end of the world was not yet. Gentlemen paid visits on the backs of

stout soldiers, ladies went shopping in boats, and family dinners were

handed in at two-story windows without causing any remark, so quickly do

people adapt themselves to the inevitable.

Hardly had the watery excitement subsided when a new event set the city

in an uproar.

The King was not expected till the tenth of January; but the kind soul

could not wait, and, as soon as the road was passable, he came with

300,000 francs in his hands to see what he could do for his poor Romans.

He arrived at 4 A.M., and though unexpected, the news flew through the

city, and a crowd turned out with torches to escort him to the Quirinal.

Again did the explosive Pina burst in upon her mistresses with the news,

this time in tears of joy, for the people began to think the King would

never come, and therefore were especially touched by this prompt visit

in the midst of their trouble. The handsome damsel was a spectacle

herself, so dramatic was she as she shook her fist at the Pope, and

cheered for the King, with a ladle in one hand, an artichoke in the

other, her fine eyes flashing, and her mellow voice trembling, while she

talked regardless of the _polenta_ going to destruction in the

frying-pan.

On went the bonnets, out flew the ladies, and rushed up to the Quirinal,

where stood a great crowd waiting eagerly for a sight of the King.

There was a great bustle among the officials, and splendid creatures,

in new uniforms, ran about in all directions. Grand carriages arrived,

bringing the high and mighty, gaping but loyal, to greet their lord.

General Marmora--a thin, shabby, energetic man--was everywhere; for the

new order of things seemed a little hitchy. Dorias and Colonnas

gladdened plebeian eyes, and the people cheered every thing, from the

Commander-in-Chief to somebody's breakfast, borne through the crowd by a

stately 'Jeames' in livery, who graciously acknowledged the homage.

For one mortal hour our ladies stood in a pelting rain, and then

retired, feeling that the sacrifice of their best hats was all that

could reasonably be expected of free-born Americans. They consoled

themselves by putting out Pina's fine Italian banner (made in secret,

and kept ready for her King, for the _padrona_ was _papalino_), and

supporting it by two little American flags, the stars and stripes of

which much perplexed the boys and donkeys disporting themselves in the

Piazza Barberini.

But the excitement was so infectious that the girls could not resist

another run after royalty; so, while Livy consoled herself with the fire

and the cat, they took a carriage and chased the King till they caught

him at the Capitol. They had a fine view of him as he came down the long

steps, almost alone, and at the peril of his life, through a mass of

people cheering frantically, and whitening the streets with waving

handkerchiefs.

The enthusiastic damsels mounted up beside the driver, and hurrahed with

all their hearts and voices, as well they might, for it certainly was a

sight to see. The courage of the King, in trusting himself in a city

full of enemies, touched the people quite as much as the kindly motive

that brought him there, and kept him sacred in their eyes.

The girls had a second view of him on the balcony of the Quirinal; for

the populace clamoured so for another sight of 'Il Rè,' that the Pope's

best velvet hangings were hastily spread, and Victor Emmanuel came out

and bowed to his people, 'who stood on their heads with joy,' as Amanda

expressed it.

He was in citizen's dress, and looked like a stout, brown, soldierly

man, not so ugly as the pictures of him, but not an Apollo by any means.

Hating ceremony and splendour, he would not have the fine apartments

prepared for him, but chose a plain room, saying, 'Keep the finery for

my son, if you like; I prefer this.'

He drove through the Ghetto, and all the desolated parts of the city,

to see with his own eyes the ruin made; and then desired the city

fathers to give to the poor the money they had set apart to make a

splendid welcome for him.

He only spent one day, and returned to Florence at night. All Rome was

at the station to see him off: ladies with carriages full of flowers,

troops of soldiers, and throngs of poor people blessing him like a

saint; for this kingly sympathy of his had won all hearts.

'When he does make his grand entry, we will decorate our balcony, and

have our six windows packed with loyal Yankees who will hurrah their

best for "the honest man," as they call Victor Emmanuel--and that is

high praise for a king.'

So said the three, and while waiting for the event (which did not occur

in their day, however,) they indulged in all the pastimes modern Rome

afforded. They shivered through endless galleries, getting 'cricks' in

their necks staring at frescoes, and injuring their optic nerves poring

over pictures so old that often nothing was visible but a

mahogany-coloured leg, an oily face, or the dim outline of a green saint

in a whirlwind of pink angels.

They grubbed in catacombs and came up mouldy. They picnicked in the tomb

of Cæcelia Metella, flirted in the palace of the Cæsars--not in the

classical manner, however,--got cold by moonlight in the Colosseum, and

went sketching in the Baths of Caracalla, which last amusement generally

ended in the gentlemen and ladies drawing each other, and returning

delighted with the study of art in 'dear Rome.'

They went to fancy parties, where artists got themselves up like their

own statues and pictures, and set mediæval fashions which it was a pity

the rest of the world did not follow. They drank much social tea with

titled beings, as thick as blackberries, and, better still, men and

women who had earned noble names for themselves with pencil, pen, or

chisel. They paid visits in palaces where the horses lived in the

basement, rich foreigners on the first floor, artists next, and princes

in the attic.

They went to the hunt, and saw scarlet coats, fine horses, bad riding,

many hounds, and no foxes.

As a change they got up game parties _à la_ Little Athens in their own

small _salon_, introduced the Potatoe Pantomime, had charades, and

enacted the immortal Jarley's waxworks on one of the Seven Hills.

A true Yankee breakfast of fish-balls, johnny-cake, and dip-toast, was

given in their honour, and its delights much enhanced by its being

eaten in a lovely room with reeds and rushes on the pale-green walls,

shell-shaped chairs, and coral mirror-frames. What a thing it was to

consume those familiar viands in a famous palace, with Guido's Cenci

downstairs, a great sculptor next door, three lovely boys as waiters,

and 'Titian T.' to head the feast, and follow it up with dates from the

Nile, and Egyptian sketches that caused the company to vote a speedy

adjournment to the land 'of corkendills' and pyramids.

These and many other joys they tasted, and when all else palled upon

them they drove on the Campagna and were happy.

It is sad to be obliged to record that these quiet drives were the

especial delight of the unsocial Lavinia, whose ill-regulated mind soon

wearied of swell society, classical remains, and artistic revelry.

Ancient Rome would have suited her excellently, she thought; but modern

Rome was such a chaos of frivolity and fanaticism, poverty and

splendour, dirt and devilry, dead grandeur and living ignorance, that

she felt as if shut up in a magnificent tomb, the bad air of which was

poisoning both body and soul.

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