THREE ACRES AND AN EGG.

The following pleasing announcement appears in the advertisement

columns of the _East of Fife Record_.--

WANTED, COTTAGERS and others to HATCH EGGS. Liberal Terms.

Apply, &c.

We are glad to see the men of Fife thus taking the lead in creating

new openings for the agricultural labourer. Of course the weather will

have much influence upon the success of the new avocation. To sit out

hatching eggs in one of such blizzards as we have had since Christmas

would be exceedingly inconvenient, upon whatever "Liberal terms."

But, given a fair summer day or a quiet autumn evening, there seems

something quite idyllic in the picture of the agricultural labourer

sitting out in his own Three Acres hatching eggs,--probably laid by

the Cow.

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[Illustration: OLD FRIENDS.

"DO YOU EVER SEE BOBBIE BOUNCER NOW?"

"OH DEAR NO! HE'S _FAR_ TOO GREAT A SWELL! IF ONE PITCHES INTO

ANYTHING HE DOES, HE CUTS UP ROUGH, IF YOU PLEASE, AND GIVES ONE THE

COLD SHOULDER! THOSE VERY SUCCESSFUL FELLOWS ALWAYS DO!"

"AND BILL JAKES?"

"POOR OLD STICK-IN-THE-MUD! HAD TO DROP HIM! DOOCID SIGHT TOO FOND OF

TELLING ONE THE PLAIN TRUTH ABOUT ONESELF, WHEN ONE'S NOT INCLINED FOR

IT, YOU KNOW! ALWAYS THE WAY WITH THOSE FELLOWS WHO DON'T GET ON!"]

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