THE HEAVY MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
Measure for Measure; iv.--10.
The temper of clubs, like that of individuals, changes from time to
time, however constant remains its temperament. Those who reflected
upon such matters noticed that at the St. Filipe Club, where a few
years back there had been much talk of art and literature, and abstract
principles, there had come to be a more worldly, perhaps a Philistine
would say a more mature, flavor to the conversation. There were a good
many stories told about its wide fireplaces, and there was much running
comment on current topics, political and otherwise. There was, perhaps,
a more cosmopolitan air to the talk.
That the old-time flavor could sometimes reappear, however, was evident
from the talk going on about nine o'clock on the evening of the day of
Edith's luncheon. The approach of the time set for an exhibition of
paintings in the gallery of the club turned the conversation toward
art, and as several of the quondam Pagans were present, the old habits
of speech reasserted themselves somewhat.
"I understand Fenton's going to let us see his new picture," somebody
said.
"He is if he gets it done," Tom Bently answered. "He's painting so many
portraits nowadays that he didn't get it finished for the New York
exhibition."
"He must be making a lot of money," Fred Rangely observed.
"He needs to to keep his poker playing up," commented Ainsworth.
"He's lucky if he makes money in these days when it's the swell thing
to have some foreign duffer paint all the portraits," Bently said. "It
makes me sick to see the way Englishmen rake in the dollars over here."
"How would you feel," asked Rangely, "if you tried to get a living by
writing novels, and found the market glutted with pirated English
reprints?"
"Oh, novels," retorted Tom, "they are of no account any way. Modern
novels are like modern investments; they are all principle and no
interest."
"I like that," put in Ainsworth, "when most of them haven't any
principle at all."
"Neither have investments in the end," Bently returned. "At least I
know mine haven't."
"If you were a writer you'd be spared that pain," was Rangely's reply,
"for want of anything to start an investment with."
"I've about come to the conclusion," another member said, "that a man
may be excused for making literature his practice, but that he is a
fool to make it his profession. It does very well as an amusement, but
it's no good as a business."
"The idea is correct," Rangely replied, ringing the bell and ordering
from the servant who responded, "although it does not strike me as
being either very fresh or very original."
There was a digression for a moment or two while they waited for their
drinks and imbibed them. And then Fred, with the air of one who utters
a profound truth, and answers questions both spoken and unspoken,
observed as he set down his glass,--
"There's one thing of which I am sure; American literature will never
advance much until women are prevented from writing book reviews."
"Meaning," said Arthur Fenton, entering and with his usual quickness
seizing the thread of conversation at once, "that some woman critic or
other hit the weak spot in Fred's last book."
"Hallo, Fenton," called Bently, in his usual explosive fashion. "I
haven't seen you this long time. I did not know whether you were dead
or alive."
"Oh, as usual, occupying a middle ground between the two. Are you
coming upstairs, Fred?"
A smile ran around the circle.
"At it again, Fenton?" Ainsworth asked. "You'll have to go West and be
made a senator if you keep on playing poker every night."
"If I don't have better luck than I've been having lately," Fenton
rejoined, as he and Rangely left the room, "I should have to have a
subscription taken up to pay my travelling expenses."
The card-rooms were upstairs, and Fenton and Rangely went to them
without speaking. The artist was speculating whether a ruse he had just
executed would be successful; his companion was thinking of the news he
had just had from New York, that a girl with whom he had flirted at the
mountains last summer was about to visit Boston.
Around a baize-covered table in the card-room sat three or four men, in
one of whom Rangely recognized the corpulent and vulgar person of Mr.
Erastus Snaffle. He nodded to him with an air of qualifying his
recognition with certain mental reservations, while Fenton said as he
took his place beside Chauncy Wilson, who moved to make room for him,--
"Good evening, Mr. Snaffle. Have you come up to clean the club out
again?"
Mr. Snaffle looked up as if he did not fully comprehend, but he
chuckled as he answered,--
"I should think it was time. I was never inside this club that I didn't
get bled."
The men laughed in a somewhat perfunctory way, and the cards having
been dealt, the game went on. They were all members of the club except
Snaffle, and they all knew that this rather doubtful individual had no
business there at all. There had of late been a good deal of feeling in
the club because the rule that forbade the bringing of strangers into
the house had been so often violated. The St. Filipe was engaged in the
perfectly fruitless endeavor to enforce the regulation that visitors
might be admitted provided the same person was not brought into the
rooms twice within a fixed period. Some of the members violated the
rule unconsciously, since it was awkward to invite a friend into the
club and to qualify the courtesy with the condition that he had not
been asked by anybody else within the prescribed period, and it was
easy to forget this ungracious preliminary. Some few of the
members--since in every club there will be men who are gentlemen but by
brevet,--deliberately took advantage of the uncertainty which always
arises from so anomalous a regulation, and the result of deliberate and
of involuntary breaches of the rule had been that the club house was
made free with by outsiders to a most unpleasant extent.
Not yet ready to do away with the by-law, since many members found--it
convenient and pleasant to take their friends into the club-house, the
managers of the affairs of the St. Filipe were making a desperate
effort to discover all offenders who were intentionally guilty of
violating the regulation. They had their eye on several outsiders who
made free with the house, and it was understood that certain men were
in danger of being requested not to continue their visits to a place
where they had no right. Snaffle, who had been first brought to the
club by Dr. Wilson to play poker, was one of these, and the men who sat
playing with him to-night were secretly curious to know how he happened
to be there on this particular occasion. He had come into the card-room
alone, with the easy air of familiarity which usually distinguished
him, and appearances seemed to point to his having taken the liberty of
walking into the house in the same way. The men liked well enough to
have him in the game, because he played recklessly and always left
money at the table, but not one of them, even Dr. Wilson, who was more
recklessly democratic in his habits and instincts than any of the rest,
would have cared to be seen walking with Erastus Snaffle on the streets
by daylight.
When Snaffle entered the club house, the servant whose duty it was to
wait at the outer door, had gone for a moment to the coat-room
adjoining the hall. Here Snaffle met him and offered him his coat and
hat. The servant extended his hand mechanically, but he looked at the
new-comer so pointedly that the latter muttered, by way of
credentials,--
"I came with Mr. Fenton."
The servant made no comment, but as Mr. Snaffle went upstairs, he
reported to the steward that the intruder was again in the house and
had been introduced by Mr. Fenton. The steward in turn reported this to
the Secretary, and before Arthur himself came in, a rod was already
preparing for him in the shape of a complaint to be made before the
Executive Committee.
It was thus that precisely the thing happened which Fenton had with his
usual cleverness endeavored to guard against. Impudent as Mr. Snaffle
was capable of being, he would never have ventured uninvited into the
precincts of the St. Filipe Club, where even when introduced he found
himself somewhat overpowered by the social standing and the lofty
manners of those around him. This feeling of awe showed itself in two
ways, had any one been clever enough to appreciate the fact. It
rendered him unusually silent, and it induced him to play high, as if
he felt under obligations to pay for his admission into company where
he did not belong.
It was to this last fact that he owed his invitation to be present on
this particular evening. Arthur Fenton was going to the club to play
poker, urged partly by the love of excitement and perhaps even more by
the hope of raising a part or the whole of the fifty dollars of which
he had pressing need, when he encountered Snaffle standing on a street
corner. Fenton's acquaintance with the man had been confined to their
meetings in the card-room of the St. Filipe, but he had once or twice
carried home in his pocket very substantial tokens of Snaffle's
reckless play. Almost without being conscious of what he did, Fenton
stopped and extended his hand.
"Good evening," he said. "What is up? Are you ready for your revenge?"
"Oh, I'm always ready for a good game," Snaffle answered. "I was going
to see my best girl, but I don't mind taking a hand instead."
Fenton smiled as the other turned and walked with him toward the club,
but inwardly he loathed the fat, vulgar man at his side. His sense of
the fitness of things was outraged by his being obliged to associate
with such a creature, and that the obligation arose entirely from his
own will, only showed to his mind how helpless he was in the hands of
fate. He was outwardly gracious enough, but inwardly he nourished a
bitter hatred against Erastus Snaffle for constraining him to go
through this humiliation before he could win his money.
As they neared the club, Fenton recalled the fact that there had been
some talk about visitors, and that the presence of this very man had
been especially objected to, and reflected that in any case he had no
desire to be seen going in with him. As they entered the vestibule the
door was not opened for them, and Fenton's quick wit appreciated the
fact that the servant who should be sitting just inside, was not in his
place. With an inward ejaculation of satisfaction at this good fortune,
he put his hand to his breast pocket.
"Oh, pshaw!" he exclaimed. "There are those confounded letters I
promised to post. You go in, Mr. Snaffle, and I'll go back to the
letter box on the corner. You know the way, and you'll find the fellows
in the first card-room."
He opened the door as he spoke, and as Snaffle entered and closed it
after him, Fenton ran down the steps and walked to the next corner. He
had no letters to mail, but it was characteristic of his dramatic way
of doing things that he walked to the letter-box, raised the drop and
went through the motion of slipping in an envelope. He was accustomed
to say that when one played a part it could not be done too carefully,
and it amused him to reflect that if he were watched his action would
appear consistent with his words, while if he were timed he would be
found to have been gone from the club house exactly long enough. Not
that he supposed anybody was likely to take the trouble to do either of
these things, but Fenton was an imaginative man and he found a humorous
pleasure in finishing even his trickery in an artistic manner.
It was Saturday night, and just before midnight a servant opened the
card-room door. The room was full of smoke, empty glasses stood beside
the players, and piles of red and blue and white "chips" were heaped in
uneven distribution along the edges of the table.
"It is ten minutes of twelve, gentlemen," the servant said, and retired.
"Jack-pots round," said Rangely, dealing rapidly. "Look lively now."
He and Fenton had been winning, the pile of blue counters beside the
latter representing nearly thirty dollars, with enough red and white
ones to cover his original investments. The first jackpot and the
second were played, Dr. Wilson wining one and Snaffle the other on the
first hand. On the third, Fenton bet for awhile, holding three aces
against a full hand held by the fifth man.
"It's all right," Fenton remarked, as Rangely chaffed him. "I am
waiting for the 'kittie-pot.' See what a pile there is to go into that.
I always expect to gather in the 'kittie.'"
The fourth pot was quickly passed, and then Wilson, who had been
managing the "kittie," put upon the table the surplus, which to-night
chanced to be unusually large. The cards were dealt and dealt three
times again before the pot could be opened, and then Rangely started
it. Arthur looked at his hand in disgust. He held the nine of hearts,
the five, six, eight, and nine of spades, and as he said to himself he
never had luck in drawing to either straight or flush. Still the stake
was good, and he came in, discarding his heart. He drew the seven of
spades. Rangely was betting on three aces, and Wilson on a full hand,
so that the betting ran rather high.
"Twelve o'clock, gentlemen," the servant said at the door.
And when Fenton began his Sunday by winning the pot on his straight
flush, he found himself more than sixty dollars to the good on his
evening's work.
"You've regularly bled me, Fenton," Snaffle observed with much
jocularity, as the players came out of the club house. "I've hardly got
a car fare left to take me home. I'm afraid the St. Filipe is a den of
thieves."
"I don't mind lending you a car fare, Mr. Snaffle," the artist
returned, endeavoring to speak as pleasantly as if he did not object to
the familiarity of the other's address. "But don't abuse the club."
"I think I'll go to church," Dr. Wilson said with a yawn. "It must be
most time."
"Church-going," Fenton returned, sententiously, "is small beer for
small souls."
"There, Fenton," retorted Rangely, as at this minute they came to the
corner where they separated, "don't feel obliged to try to be clever.
You can't do it at this time of night."
Snaffle continued his walk with the artist almost to Fenton's door,
although the latter suspected that it was out of his companion's way.
Arthur was willing, however, to give the loser the compensation of his
society as a return for the greenbacks in his pocket, and his natural
acuteness was so far from being as active as usual that when he found
Mr. Snaffle speaking of Princeton Platinum stock he did not suspect
that he was being angled for in turn, and that the gambling for the
evening was not yet completed. He listened at first without much
attention, but the man to whom he listened was wily and clever, and
after he was in bed that night the artist's brain was busy planning how
to raise money to invest in Princeton Platinum.
"I never saw such luck as yours," Snaffle observed admiringly. "The way
you filled that spade flush on that last hand was a miracle. It is just
that sort of luck that runs State street and Wall street."
Fenton smiled to himself in the darkness, the proposition was so
manifestly absurd, but he was already bitten by the mania for
speculation, and when once this madness infects a man's brain the most
improbable causes will increase the disease. Snaffle, of course, was
too shrewd to ask his companion to buy Princeton Platinum stock, and
indeed declared that although he had charge of putting it upon the
market, he was reluctant to part with a single share of it. He added
with magnanimous frankness, that all mining stock was dangerous,
especially for one who did not thoroughly understand it.
But his negatives, as he intended, were more effective than
affirmatives would have been, and the bait had been safely swallowed by
the unlucky fish for whom the astute speculator angled. Fenton had
invited him to the club to be eaten, but the wily visitor secretly
regarded the money he lost at the poker table as a paying investment,
believing that in the end it was not the bones of plump Erastus Snaffle
which were destined to be picked.