OR, WHY THE CAT AND DOG ARE ENEMIES.

In ancient times there lived an old gray-haired man by the river's

bank where the ferry-boats land. He was poor but honest, and being

childless, and compelled to earn his own food, he kept a little

wine-shop, which, small though it was, possessed quite a local

reputation, for the aged proprietor would permit no quarrelling

on his premises, and sold only one brand of wine, and this was of

really excellent quality. He did not keep a pot of broth simmering

over the coals at his door to tempt the passer-by, and thus increase

his thirst on leaving. The old man rather preferred the customers who

brought their little long-necked bottles, and carried the drink to

their homes. There were some peculiarities--almost mysteries--about

this little wine-shop; the old man had apparently always been there,

and had never seemed any younger. His wine never gave out, no matter

how great might be the local thirst, yet he was never seen to make

or take in a new supply; nor had he a great array of vessels in his

shop. On the contrary, he always seemed to pour the wine out of the

one and same old bottle, the long, slender neck of which was black and

shiny from being so often tipped in his old hand while the generous,

warming stream gurgled outward to the bowl. This had long ceased to be

a matter of inquiry, however, and only upon the advent of a stranger

of an inquiring mind would the subject be re-discussed. The neighbors

were assured that the old man was thoroughly good, and that his wine

was better. Furthermore, he sold it as reasonably as other men sold a

much inferior article. And more than this, they did not care to know;

or at least if they did once care, they had gotten over it, and were

now content to let well enough alone.

I said the old man had no children. That is true, yet he had that which

in a slight degree took the place of children, in that they were his

daily care, his constant companions, and the partners of his bed and

board. These deputy children were none other than a good-natured old

dog, with laughing face and eyes, long silken ears that were ever on

the alert, yet too soft to stand erect, a chunky neck, and a large

round body covered with long soft tan hair and ending in a bushy

tail. He was the very impersonation of canine wisdom and good-nature,

and seldom became ruffled unless he saw his master worried by the ill

behavior of one of his patrons, or when a festive flea persisted in

attacking him on all sides at once. His fellow, a cat, would sometimes

assist in the onslaught, when the dog was about to be defeated and

completely ruffled by his tormentor.

This "Thomas" was also a character in his own way, and though past the

days when his chief ambition had been to catch his tail, he had such a

strong vein of humor running through him that age could not subdue his

frivolous propensities. He had been known to drop a dead mouse upon the

dog's nose from the counter, while the latter was endeavoring to get a

quiet nap; and then he would blow his tail up as a balloon, hump his

back, and look utterly shocked at such conduct, as the startled dog

nearly jumped out of his skin, and growling horribly, tore around as

though he were either in chase of a wild beast or being chased by one.

This happy couple lived in the greatest contentment with the old

man. They slept in the little kang room with him at night, and enjoyed

the warm stone floor, with its slick oil-paper covering, as much as

did their master. When the old man would go out on a mild moonlit

night to enjoy a pipe of tobacco and gaze at the stars, his companions

would rush out and announce to the world that they were not asleep,

but ready to encounter any and every thing that the darkness might

bring forth, so long as it did not enter their master's private court,

of which they were in possession.

These two were fair-weather companions up to this time. They had not

been with the old man when a bowl of rice was a luxury. Their days

did not antedate the period of the successful wine-shop history. The

old man, however, often recalled those former days with a shudder,

and thought with great complacency of the time when he had befriended

a divine being, in the form of a weary human traveller, to whom he

gave the last drink his jug contained, and how, when the contents

of the little jug had gurgled down the stranger's throat in a long

unbroken draught, the stranger had given him a trifling little thing

that looked like a bit of amber, saying: "Drop this into your jug,

old man, and so long as it remains there, you will never want for a

drink." He did so; and sure enough the jug was heavy with something,

so that he raised it to his lips, and--could he believe it! a most

delicious stream of wine poured down his parched throat.

He took the jug down and peered into its black depths; he shook its

sides, causing the elf within to dance and laugh aloud; and shutting

his eyes, again he took another long draught; then meaning well, he

remembered the stranger, and was about to offer him a drink, when he

discovered that he was all alone, and began to wonder at the strange

circumstance, and to think what he was to do. "I can't sit here and

drink all the time, or I will be drunk, and some thief will carry

away my jug. I can't live on wine alone, yet I dare not leave this

strange thing while I seek for work."

Like many another to whom fortune has just come, he knew not for a

time what to do with his good-luck. Finally he hit upon the scheme

of keeping a wine-shop, the success of which we have seen, and have

perhaps refused the old man credit for the wisdom he displayed in

continuing on in a small scale, rather than in exciting unpleasant

curiosity and official oppression, by turning up his jug and attempting

to produce wine at wholesale. The dog and cat knew the secret, and

had ever a watchful eye upon the jug, which was never for a moment

out of sight of one of the three pairs of eyes.

As the brightest day must end in gloom, however, so was this pleasant

state soon to be marred by a most sad and far-reaching accident.

One day the news flashed around the neighborhood that the old man's

supply of wine was exhausted; not a drop remained in his jug, and he

had no more with which to refill it. Each man on hearing the news ran

to see if it were indeed true, and the little straw-thatched hut and

its small court encircled by a mud wall were soon filled with anxious

seekers after the truth. The old man admitted the statement to be

true, but had little to say; while the dog's ears hung neglectedly

over his cheeks, his eyes dropped, and he looked as though he might

be asleep, but for the persistent manner in which he refused to lie

down, but dignifiedly bore his portion of the sorrow sitting upright,

but with bowed head.

"Thomas" seemed to have been charged with agitation enough for the

whole family. He walked nervously about the floor till he felt that

justice to his tail demanded a higher plane, where shoes could not

offend, and then betook himself to the counter, and later to the

beam which supported the roof, and made a sort of cats' and rats'

attic under the thatch.

All condoled with the old man, and not one but regretted that their

supply of cheap, good wine was exhausted. The old man offered no

explanation, though he had about concluded in his own mind that, as

no one knew the secret, he must have in some way poured the bit of

amber into a customer's jug. But who possessed the jug he could not

surmise, nor could he think of any way of reclaiming it. He talked

the matter over carefully and fully to himself at night, and the

dog and cat listened attentively, winking knowingly at each other,

and puzzling their brains much as to what was to be done and how they

were to assist their kind old friend.

At last the old man fell asleep, and then sitting down face to face

by his side, the dog and cat began a discussion. "I am sure," says

the cat, "that I can detect that thing if I only come within smelling

distance of it; but how do we know where to look for it." That was

a puzzler, but the dog proposed that they make a search through

every house in the neighborhood. "We can go on a mere kuh kyung

(look see), you know, and while you call on the cats indoors, and

keep your smellers open, I will yay gee (chat) with the dogs outside,

and if you smell any thing you can tell me."

The plan seemed to be the only good one, and it was adopted that

very night. They were not cast down because the first search was

unsuccessful, and continued their work night after night. Sometimes

their calls were not appreciated, and in a few cases they had to

clear the field by battle before they could go on with the search. No

house was neglected, however, and in due time they had done the whole

neighborhood, but with no success. They then determined that it must

have been carried to the other side of the river, to which place they

decided to extend their search as soon as the water was frozen over,

so that they could cross on the ice, for they knew they would not be

allowed in the crowded ferry-boats; and while the dog could swim, he

knew that the water was too icy for that. As it soon grew very cold,

the river froze so solidly that bull-carts, ponies, and all passed

over on the ice, and so it remained for near two months, allowing

the searching party to return each morning to their poor old master,

who seemed completely broken up by his loss, and did not venture away

from his door, except to buy the few provisions which his little fund

of savings would allow.

Time flew by without bringing success to the faithful comrades, and

the old man began to think they too were deserting him, as his old

customers had done. It was nearing the time for the spring thaw and

freshet, when one night as the cat was chasing around over the roof

timbers, in a house away to the outside of the settlement across the

river, he detected an odor that caused him to stop so suddenly as to

nearly precipitate himself upon a sleeping man on the floor below. He

carefully traced up the odor, and found that it came from a soapstone

tobacco box that sat upon the top of a high clothes-press near by. The

box was dusty with neglect, and "Thomas" concluded that the possessor

had accidentally turned the coveted gem (for it was from that the

odor came) out into his wine bowl, and, not knowing its nature,

had put it into this stone box rather than throw it away. The lid

was so securely fastened that the box seemed to be one solid piece,

and in despair of opening it, the cat went out to consult the superior

wisdom of the dog, and see what could be done. "I can't get up there,"

said the dog, "nor can you bring me the box, or I might break it."

"I cannot move the thing, or I might push it off, and let it fall to

the floor and break," said the cat.

So after explaining the things they could not do, the dog finally

hit upon a plan they might perhaps successfully carry out. "I will

tell you," said he. "You go and see the chief of the rat guild in this

neighborhood, tell him that if he will help you in this matter, we will

both let him alone for ten years, and not hurt even a mouse of them."

"But what good is that going to do?"

"Why, don't you see, that stone is no harder than some wood, and they

can take turns at it till they gnaw a hole through, then we can easily

get the gem."

The cat bowed before the marvellous judgment of the dog, and went off

to accomplish the somewhat difficult task of obtaining an interview

with the master rat. Meanwhile the dog wagged his ears and tail,

and strode about with a swinging stride, in imitation of the great

yang ban, or official, who occasionally walked past his master's

door, and who seemed to denote by his haughty gait his superiority

to other men. His importance made him impudent, and when the cat

returned, to his dismay, he found his friend engaged in a genuine

fight with a lot of curs who had dared to intrude upon his period of

self-congratulation. "Thomas" mounted the nearest wall, and howled

so lustily that the inmates of the house, awakened by the uproar,

came out and dispersed the contestants.

The cat had found the rat, who, upon being assured of safety,

came to the mouth of his hole, and listened attentively to the

proposition. It is needless to say he accepted it, and a contract

was made forthwith. It was arranged that work was to begin at once,

and be continued by relays as long as they could work undisturbed,

and when the box was perforated, the cat was to be summoned.

The ice had now broken up and the pair could not return home very

easily, so they waited about the neighborhood for some months, picking

up a scant living, and making many friends and not a few enemies,

for they were a proud pair, and ready to fight on provocation.

It was warm weather, when, one night, the cat almost forgot his

compact as he saw a big fat rat slinking along towards him. He

crouched low and dug his long claws into the earth, while every nerve

seemed on the jump; but before he was ready to spring upon his prey,

he fortunately remembered his contract. It was just in time, too,

for as the rat was none other than the other party to the contract,

such a mistake at that time would have been fatal to their object.

The rat announced that the hole was completed, but was so small at the

inside end that they were at a loss to know how to get the gem out,

unless the cat could reach it with his paw. Having acquainted the

dog with the good news, the cat hurried off to see for himself. He

could introduce his paw, but as the object was at the other end of

the box he could not quite reach it. They were in a dilemma, and

were about to give up, when the cat went again to consult with the

dog. The latter promptly told them to put a mouse into the box, and

let him bring out the gem. They did so, but the hole was too small

for the little fellow and his load to get out at the same time,

so that much pushing and pulling had to be done before they were

successful. They got it safely at last, however, and gave it at once

to the dog for safe-keeping. Then, with much purring and wagging of

tails, the contract of friendship was again renewed, and the strange

party broke up; the rats to go and jubilate over their safety, the

dog and cat to carry the good news to their mourning master.

Again canine wisdom was called into play in devising a means for

crossing the river. The now happy dog was equal to such a trifling

thing as this, however, and instructed the cat that he must take the

gem in his mouth, hold it well between his teeth, and then mount his

(the dog's) back, where he could hold on firmly to the long hair of

his neck while he swam across the river. This was agreed upon, and

arriving at the river they put the plan into execution. All went well

until, as they neared the opposite bank, a party of school-children

chanced to notice them coming, and, after their amazement at the

strange sight wore away, they burst into uproarious laughter, which

increased the more they looked at the absurd sight. They clapped their

hands and danced with glee, while some fell on the ground and rolled

about in an exhaustion of merriment at seeing a cat astride a dog's

back being ferried across the river.

The dog was too weary, and consequently matter-of-fact, to see much

fun in it, but the cat shook his sides till his agitation caused the

dog to take in great gulps of water in attempting to keep his head

up. This but increased the cat's merriment, till he broke out in a

laugh as hearty as that of the children, and in doing so dropped the

precious gem into the water. The dog, seeing the sad accident, dove at

once for the gem; regardless of the cat, who could not let go in time

to escape, and was dragged down under the water. Sticking his claws

into the dog's skin, in his agony of suffocation, he caused him so much

pain that he missed the object of his search, and came to the surface.

The cat got ashore in some way, greatly angered at the dog's rude

conduct. The latter, however, cared little for that, and as soon as

he had shaken the water from his hide, he made a lunge at his unlucky

companion, who had lost the results of a half year's faithful work

in one moment of foolishness.

Dripping like a "drowned cat," "Thomas" was, however, able to climb

a tree, and there he stayed till the sun had dried the water from

his fur, and he had spat the water from his inwards in the constant

spitting he kept up at his now enemy, who kept barking ferociously

about the tree below. The cat knew that the dog was dangerous when

aroused, and was careful not to descend from his perch till the coast

was clear; though at one time he really feared the ugly boys would

knock him off with stones as they passed. Once down, he has ever since

been careful to avoid the dog, with whom he has never patched up the

quarrel. Nor does he wish to do so, for the very sight of a dog causes

him to recall that horrible cold ducking and the day spent up a tree,

and involuntarily he spits as though still filled with river-water,

and his tail blows up as it had never learned to do till the day when

for so long its damp and draggled condition would not permit of its

assuming the haughty shape. This accounts for the scarcity of cats

and the popularity of dogs. [2]

The dog did not give up his efforts even now. He dove many times in

vain, and spent most of the following days sitting on the river's bank,

apparently lost in thought. Thus the winter found him--his two chief

aims apparently being to find the gem and to kill the cat. The latter

kept well out of his way, and the ice now covered the place where the

former lay hidden. One day he espied a man spearing fish through a hole

in the ice, as was very common. Having a natural desire to be around

where any thing eatable was being displayed, and feeling a sort of

proprietorship in the particular part of the river where the man was

fishing, and where he himself had had such a sad experience, he went

down and looked on. As a fish came up, something natural seemed to

greet his nostrils, and then, as the man lay down his catch, the dog

grabbed it and rushed off in the greatest haste. He ran with all his

might to his master, who, poor man, was now at the end of his string

(coin in Korea is perforated and strung on a string), and was almost

reduced to begging. He was therefore delighted when his faithful old

friend brought him so acceptable a present as a fresh fish. He at once

commenced dressing it, but when he slit it open, to his infinite joy,

his long-lost gem fell out of the fish's belly. The dog was too happy

to contain himself, but jumping upon his master, he licked him with

his tongue, and struck him with his paws, barking meanwhile as though

he had again treed the cat.

As soon as their joy had become somewhat natural, the old man carefully

placed the gem in his trunk, from which he took the last money he

had, together with some fine clothes--relics of his more fortunate

days. He had feared he must soon pawn these clothes, and had even

shown them to the brokers. But now he took them out to put them on,

as his fortune had returned to him. Leaving the fish baking on the

coals, he donned his fine clothes, and taking his last money, he went

and purchased wine for his feast, and for a beginning; for he knew

that once he placed the gem back in the jug, the supply of wine would

not cease. On his return he and the good dog made a happy feast of

the generous fish, and the old man completely recovered his spirits

when he had quaffed deeply of the familiar liquid to which his mouth

was now such a stranger. Going to his trunk directly, he found to his

amazement that it contained another suit of clothes exactly like the

first ones he had removed, while there lay also a broken string of

cash of just the amount which he had previously taken out.

Sitting down to think, the whole truth dawned upon him, and he then

saw how he had abused his privilege before in being content to use

his talisman simply to run a wine-shop, while he might have had money

and every thing else in abundance by simply giving the charm a chance

to work.

Acting upon this principle, the old man eventually became immensely

wealthy, for he could always duplicate any thing with his piece of

amber. He carefully tended his faithful dog, who never in his remaining

days molested a rat, and never lost an opportunity to attack every

cat he saw.

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