DINING BADLY

Foote, returning from dinner with a lord of the admiralty, was met by

a friend, who asked him what sort of a day he had had. "Very

indifferent indeed; bad company and a worse dinner."

"I wonder at that," said the other, "as I thought the admiral a good

jolly fellow."

"Why, as to that, he may be a good sea lord, but take it from me, he

is a very bad landlord."

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