THE RETORT COURTEOUS

Following a man in the street, who did not bear the best of

characters, Foote slapped him familiarly on the shoulder, thinking he

was an intimate friend. On discovering his mistake he cried out, "Oh,

sir, I beg your pardon! I really took you for a gentleman who--"

"Well, sir," said the other, "and am I not a gentleman?"

"Nay, sir," said Foote, "if you take it in that way, I must only beg

your pardon a second time."

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