_The Pr-m-r._ To rest and sample (under the personal supervision of
Mrs. G.) Home Rule.
_The Marquis of S-l-sb-ry._ To forget the speeches he had prepared for
Loyal Ulster.
_Sir W-ll-m H-rc-rt._ To practise Local Option in the New Forest.
_Lord R-s-b-ry._ To make up his mind about Uganda.
_Lord R-nd-lph Ch-rch-ll._ To follow where he once led.
_Mr. Arth-r B-lf-r._ To lead where he once followed.
_The Duke of D-v-nsh-re._ To acquire a taste for "another place."
_Sir A-g-st-s Dr-l-n-s._ To grapple with the Opera difficulty.
_Mr. H-nry Irv-ng._ To run along with _Becket._
_Miss Ell-n T-rry._ To continue the same movement.
_Mr. J. L. T-le._ To prepare to take _Walker--London_ to "Castle,
Windsor."
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LEGAL QUERY ANSWERED SATISFACTORILY.--In an Article on the Lecture
on Cross-examination by Mr. FRANK LOCKWOOD, Q.C., a _D. T._ Leader
reminded its readers of the scene in _The Village Lawyer_, where
Defendant is instructed by his Counsel to answer every question by
simply saying, in an imbecile manner, "Ba-a-a!" Subsequently, on
aforesaid Counsel asking for his fee, his client replied, "Ba-a-a!"
"What," asks the _D. T._, "would Mr. FRANK LOCKWOOD, Q.C., M.P., do
with such a witness in cross-examination?" Why, 'tis evident that such
a case would not arise, as professional etiquette would prevent one
Barrister from taking a fee from a brother Barrister, that is as long
as the latter _stuck to the Ba-a-a!_
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VERY APPROPRIATE.--At Drury Lane, on Easter Monday, will appear _The
Bohemian Girl_, followed by the rivals in _Rustic Chivalry_. Very
flattering to the dear old _Bohemian Girl_.
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TREACHEROUS WEATHER.--Lord SALISBURY has had a bad cold. He has been
recommended, however, not to put on, but to put off, his Ulster.
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END OF THE COTTON STRIKE.--General rejoicings! All join in a reel!
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[Illustration: BEHIND THE SCENES.]
ACTING MANAGER H-RC-RT. "WELL, SIR, I THINK WE MAY SAY THAT,--IN
SPITE OF THE ORGANISED OPPOSITION IN THE HOUSE,--THE FIRST ACT HAS
REALLY GONE VERY WELL!"
MR. G. (_Author and Manager_). "H'M!--BUT THE _RISKY SITUATION_ COMES
IN THE NEXT ACT!"
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