African Brides Must Be Plump

The wild tribes of Africa consider no girl beautiful unless she is

abnormally fat. Hence their young girls are fed on milk and fattening

foods, and are not permitted to exercise. This forced fattening is not

only a necessary preparation for marriage--it is also good business for

a girl’s parents. When a girl marries, the bridegroom pays her parents

for her, and the amount he pays is based on the degree of plumpness of

the bride whom they have fattened for him.

_An Odd, Fantastic Little Story

of the Stone Age_

Nimba, the

Cave Girl

_By_ R. T. M. Scott

Many thousands of years ago, when the poles of the earth were its

pleasant spots and when the tropics were too hot for human life, Nimba

grew to her full height and was still a maid.

Many had been her suitors, but, from the time she had pulled down her

first wild animal, she had lived much apart from others of her kind

and had become known as a mighty traveler and hunter. She could run a

hundred miles in one day over the worst kind of country, and she had

matched her brains successfully against the most wonderful of animal

cunning. Unaided, she could support herself, and she did not want a

mate--at least, not yet.

Somewhere, not far south of what is now called James Bay, is a

beautiful lake lying between steep-sloping, wood-covered hills. At one

end of this lake a great boulder once stood, heaving its huge mass a

full hundred feet above the water. At its back the steep hillside gave

access to its summit. At its front the water rippled or dashed against

one hundred feet of straight wall.

Yet not quite perfect was this wall. In its very center, and slightly

overhanging the lake, was a tiny cave, an irregular cavity large enough

to shelter two or three people. Fifty feet above the water and fifty

feet below the top of the great rock, this natural shelter against

rain or enemy seemed inaccessible to anything without wings. But the

skin of a long-haired animal was stretched to dry against the back of

this little cave--pegged to the cracks and crannies by means of great

thorns. Scattered here and there were bleached bones--relics of past

meals eaten by Nimba.

* * * * *

It was a hot afternoon, and the sun was beating the earth in its usual

relentless fury. To the south the great cloud-masses of steam were

rising and tumbling upon themselves in rain, only to revaporize and

rise again.

The air was still with a breathless quiet, which presaged continued

fine weather and little danger of the hot humidity of the south being

blown northward. On the eastern horizon a mighty mountain belched its

head off and sent a column of fire into the sky that rivaled the glare

of the sun.

Suddenly the bushes parted behind the great rock-sentinel of the lake.

Nimba sprang out and ran to the highest vantage point. There she stood,

motionless, gazing at the burning mountain. Fire did not frighten her

as it did the creatures which ran on four legs; rather it attracted her.

She stood long, viewing the new magnificence of the eastern horizon,

her coppery-tanned skin glistening in the sun and her firm young

breasts rising and falling as if they, too, saw and wondered in dreamy

contemplation. Lithe were her legs and arms, and slender her waist,

with hips full big but boy-like in their taper. Her hair was bound

with little tendrils into a cue that reached below her waist and then

was doubled to keep it off the ground. Sunburned, its hue was a golden

glory. A deep scar marked her face, but this only added to its barbaric

beauty.

Of a sudden, she bent as in the act of listening and then leaped back

into the bushes, only to return with a small animal she had killed,

and dragging behind her a stout creeper of great length. Fastening one

end of the creeper to a jutting rock, she threw the other end over

the face of the great boulder and, holding with one hand the animal’s

leg, lowered herself to the cave in the wall with all the agility of a

monkey.

Scarcely had she entered her tiny abode before she noticed that her

creeper ladder was being violently agitated from above. She leaned far

out from her cave in a perilous manner and saw descending toward her a

long pair of hairy legs followed by the rest of a man.

Picking up a stout club from the back of her cave, Nimba waited until

the legs came within reach and then caught the man a blow on his thigh

that caused him to yell lustily and to ascend a few feet with great

rapidity.

He did not entirely retreat, however, but, turning around like a

caterpillar on a thread, again descended, this time head first in order

to keep a bright outlook.

* * * * *

Nimba now saw the man’s face, and she disliked it more than his legs.

Her small features convulsed with rage, and she spat at him and beat

the wall with her club in a frenzy. She knew him well.

He was Oomba, one of the strong and cruel men of her tribe. When he was

fifteen he had killed his grandfather for a stoneheaded club. He had

caught the old man unawares, which act of caution had been construed

as timidity so that he had few friends until he became too strong to

withstand.

When Oomba had descended until his face was within twelve inches

beyond the reach of the girl’s club, he hung there, gloating over her

with greedy, lustful eyes. For half an hour he hung, face downward,

sensuously intoning to the infuriated girl.

“With me hunt! With me eat! With me sleep!”

At the end of half an hour Nimba was still spitting at him and still

clubbing the wall with unabated energy.

“Oomba go! Oomba go! Me you will not touch!” she screamed at intervals.

Finally Oomba climbed back to the top of the rock--but he did not give

up. He pulled the great creeper up after him. He would trap the little

spit-cat, he thought, and so tame her.

But he did not know Nimba.

As soon as the object of her hatred became lost to sight Nimba calmed

herself. When she saw her rope of escape withdrawn she waited for some

time in silence. Then she stepped to the edge of her cave home--and

her body flashed forward through the sunlit air like a gleam of gold.

For fifty feet the gleam curved, then struck the water silently like a

knife. Fifteen yards from where she struck, Nimba’s face appeared above

the surface glancing upward toward the top of the rock.

Oomba peering over the rock, witnessed Nimba’s mighty dive. For a

moment he scowled at her before dashing into the bushes just as Nimba

swam into shallow water.

* * * * *

Nimba rose near the shore, her club dripping in her hand. She bounded

along the rough shore line, keeping at least ankle deep in the water.

Rounding a small, wooded point, she came to an overhanging bough upon

which she climbed.

Here she broke two or three small branches and sped on into the next

tree and the next, throwing herself from limb to limb and breaking

small branches in her flight. Finally she broke a very small branch and

leaped into a densely foliaged tree without so much as crushing a leaf.

And here she ensconced herself from sight.

Her trap was laid. She clung to a limb as silent and watchful as any

animal of prey, her long club between her young body and the bark on

which she lay.

The minutes passed while Nimba’s dark eyes kept constant watch through

the green leaves that formed her mask. Abruptly, as she watched, a

young man stepped out and stood beneath her tree. Strong and straight

was he. His eyes were bright and the hair on his face was short and

soft. Not a leaf rustled as Nimba watched with growing interest. Below

her the man stood quietly scenting the air.

Suddenly a twig snapped, and the young man turned like a flash, only

to receive Oomba’s mighty club full on the head. So silently had Oomba

approached that the listening Nimba had not detected the slightest

sound. Now he stood looking down at his victim and contemptuously

turning the bleeding head from side to side with his foot, quite

unconscious of any lurking danger.

Clinging only by her feet from the bough upon which she had been lying,

Nimba reached down and swung her club with vicious force upon the side

of Oomba’s head. Beside his own victim he fell, while Nimba dropped

lightly to the ground, turning in the air like a cat and landing upon

her feet.

Quickly she dragged Oomba to one side, where two rocks abutted, and

wedged his head vicelike between them. Then she beat it with her club

until it had no shape at all and the leaves and little green things

nearby were spattered with blood. There was no doubt about it: Oomba

was dead.

* * * * *

Great satisfaction showed on Nimba’s face when her bloody task was done.

She washed the blood from her body in the lake and returned to examine

the young man who had first been struck down. Apparently satisfied

with his condition, she picked him up and, trailing her bloody club,

returned to her great rock at the head of the lake. Here she found the

creeper where Oomba had left it and experienced little difficulty in

climbing down to the privacy of her cave with the senseless man under

one arm.

Two trips she made for water, which was carried in a gourd and stored

in a hollow in the cave floor. This done, Nimba washed the young man’s

face, wet his hair and propped him in a corner to recover his senses.

Her work of mercy finished, Nimba turned her attention to the animal

which she had killed earlier in the day. Dragging it from its corner,

she placed both feet upon the body while she tore off a leg with one

furious wrench. As the sun was setting and the deep purple of the hills

became bordered with gold, Nimba commenced the one meal of the day to

which she was accustomed. It would soon be time to sleep.

Almost as the last shaft of sunlight shot over the distant hills

consciousness returned to the young man as he sat propped in the corner

of the cave. Slowly he looked about him. He rose to his feet and walked

to the edge of the cave, where he gazed down at the lake and examined

the dangling creeper down which he had been carried.

Finally the young man approached Nimba, who had stopped eating and was

silently watching him, her mouth bloody from her raw repast. He dragged

the animal from her side and shoved her into a corner, where a jagged

stone cut her shoulder, causing the blood to flow. Having eaten his

fill, the man lay down to sleep.

The great moon rose and silvered the sleeping lake. A night-bird

screeched as it swept by the entrance to the cave and Nimba crept from

her corner. Still bleeding, she stretched herself beside the sleeping

man. Her body touched his and some blood from her shoulder mingled with

his in a tiny pool.

Below them, in the water, a reptile splashed its way among the reeds.

Nimba and her master slept.

Nimba had taken her mate.

_What Comes After Death?_

_An Anonymous Author Gives a

Startling Answer in_

_The_

YOUNG MAN

_who_

WANTED TO

DIE

_By ? ? ?_

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