_G. O. M._ (_to Radical Member_). My dear Sir, will _you_ vote for
this clause?
_Rad. Mem._ I will, Sir. What is it?
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[Illustration: "TOO KIND BY HALF."
_John Bull, A.B._ "THE MAN WHO LAYS HIS HAND UPON A WOMAN----"
_Jacques Bonhomme._ "_PARDON, MON AMI!_ 'SAVE IN THE WAY OF
_KINDNESS_----'"]
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[Illustration: A NEW LANGUAGE.
_Mamma_ (_severely_). "DON'T SQUINT, EFFIE, MY DEAR!"
_Effie._ "I WASN'T SQUINTING, MAMMA. I WAS ONLY MAKING 'DINNER EYES'
AT MAJOR STUFFAM. I HEAR HE GIVES SUCH CHARMING DINNER PARTIES, AND I
SHOULD SO MUCH _LIKE TO BE ASKED!_"]
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