_Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.
A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened. Never, for a
moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing
occurrence.
It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish
she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much
uneasiness. I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the
kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in
confidence. This rather surprised me, because she does not, as a rule,
show such diffidence about speaking (in confidence or otherwise) to any
one.
'Is it anything very important?' I inquired.
She seemed to hesitate and then jerked out, 'Well, miss, it's about
that there Mr. Roarings.'
I at once felt rather troubled on Netta's account. Perhaps Elizabeth
was on the verge of giving notice as a protest against the extra work
involved by having that monstrously untidy man about the place. Why
Netta tolerates him with his slovenly habits is beyond my comprehension.
'What has he been doing now?' I asked. 'Surely he hasn't started
another invention?' I never before realized what a thoroughly untidy,
disordered business inventing could be until I saw him at it.
'Oh, no, miss, nothin' like that, only--only--well, it was what I see
when 'e was standin' in the droring-room the other day, an' I was just
at the door----'
'I quite understand, Elizabeth. He has burnt a hole in that beautiful
pile carpet.'
'No, miss, he----'
'Then he has scorched the rose silk tapestry on the couch!' It is my
opinion that he should not be allowed in the drawing-room at all. He
isn't safe with a pipe in his mouth or a box of matches in his pocket.
Henry ought to take out a special insurance against Mr. Rawlings.
'No, it's nothin' like that, miss. As I was sayin', 'e was standin' in
the droring-room. The door was wide open. I was just goin' in to dust
an' then I sees that 'e's 'oldin' your photo in 'is 'ands, that big one
in the silver frame. 'E was starin' at it wild-like, and a-mutterin'
to 'isself. I 'eard 'im say, quite distinct, "Oh, Marryun, Marryun, my
beautiful darlin', 'ow I adore you," ses e. "I'm not 'arf mad about
you." An' then 'e starts kissin' the photo until I thinks 'e'll crack
the glarss of the frame with 'is passion and 'ot breath.'
[Illustration: ''E was starin' at it wild-like.']
I stared at her, scarcely able to believe the evidence of my own ears.
Then, remembering that she is a girl greatly given to a maudlin kind of
sentiment, I was reassured. 'You have been mistaken,' I said with
quiet dignity. 'Mr. Rawlings is incapable of such a display as you
have just described. If, as you say, he was holding my photo in his
hand, it was, no doubt, for the purpose of using it as an ash-tray.'
'Never seen 'im use an ash-tray,' commented Elizabeth.
'Being in the drawing-room he might, for once, have had some qualms
about the carpet,' I explained. Under his rugged exterior he may have
a conscience. I rather doubt it myself, but one should never judge too
harshly.
'Arter 'earing 'im say that,' went on Elizabeth, 'I didn't like to let
'im see I'd been in the room all the time, an' I was just goin' to
creep out quiet when 'e starts talkin' to the photo again. "Marryun,"
'e ses, "if I carn't 'ave you I'll go away in the wilderness, or be an
'ermit in a cave, or go an' live in Tibbet, or give away every farthin'
I've got in the world." That's wot 'e sed, an' 'e looked so wild I was
fair scared, miss.'
I stared at Elizabeth, quite unable to speak a word. The whole thing
sounded so wildly improbable and yet she was obviously speaking the
truth. She is, I should say, a girl of no imagination and, being
entirely artless, could not possibly have invented such a thing. At
last I found my voice, which sounded rather hollow. 'What a terrible
thing,' I said.
'Why terrible?' she inquired.
Poor, simple girl, with her primitive views of life, how little she
understood the delicate situation that had been created, or the
significance of the words she had just repeated to me.
'I detest the idea of inflicting pain even on an animal,' I replied,
'and if, as you say, Mr. Rawlings appeared to be suffering on my
account----'
''E was--agonies,' she put in.
'Well, is not the whole position dreadful? Mr. Rawlings is the last,
the very last man, Elizabeth, in the whole world that I should think of
in the way you mention.'
I could not repress a sigh as I spoke. How peculiar is the irony of
fate. Why should I deny (particularly in this, my diary, which
contains the outpourings of my soul) that I have often wished to win
the love of some good strong man who could protect me in the battle of
life and be willing, as it were, like the knights of old, to enter the
lists for my sake. This I could in no way imagine Mr. Rawlings doing.
My conception of the hero of my dreams may have varied from time to
time, but never has it included even the smallest of the
characteristics of William Rawlings. He reminds me of nothing so much
as the very shaggiest bear I have ever seen at the Zoo--not even a nice
white Polar bear, but one of those nondescript, snuff-coloured kinds
that are all ragged ends from top to toe. That a man with such a rough
exterior could be capable of such sickening sentimentality as Elizabeth
had just described quite nauseated me. It made me dislike him more, if
possible, than I had done before.
'Remember, Elizabeth,' I said, looking at her steadily, 'you must not
repeat a word of this to any one. Mr. Rawlings must never know that he
has been discovered in this----'
'Well, 'e knows that _I_ know,' she interrupted.
I stared. 'What do you mean?'
'You see, me bein' in the room when 'e was a-kissin' of your fotograft,
'e looks up an' sees me afore I could get away, quiet, like. "Good
lor', Elizabeth," 'e breaks out, "you don't mean to tell me that you
sor everything, that you 'eard my 'eart strings burstin' in a manner of
speakin'."
'"I'm afraid I did, sir," ses I, "I was just comin' in to dust an' your
sighs bein' rather loud, I couldn't 'elp overhearing."
'"Listen," 'e ses, goin' ashy pale, "you must never tell 'er. I will
win 'er in my own way," 'e ses. "In the meantime, 'ere is ten
shillings, my good girl. Will you put in a word for me with Miss
Worryington from time to time? She may not like me just yet, but I'll
make 'er mine or blow my brains out."
'"I shouldn't do that, sir, if I was you," I ses, "leastways not yet
until you see 'ow things turns out, like."
'"I'm goin' to lead a better life," 'e goes on, "an' stop puttin' baccy
ash in my pocket, an' dustin' my boots with my handkercher, an' all
those little things that a gentle woman might find careless."'
'Elizabeth,' I put in weakly, 'this is terrible. I do not want Mr.
Rawlings to make any sacrifices for me. I do not want Mr. Rawlings.
Nothing in the world would make me consider his suit.'
''Is suit's all right if it were well brushed an' pressed,' she said.
'An if 'e isn't quite a fancy style 'isself we can't all pick an'
choose in this world. Don't go despisin' of 'im too much, miss. If 'e
was properly done up, now, and sort o' dusted an' polished, like, 'e
mightn't be so bad.'
I turned on her with burning indignation. 'How dare you openly assist
his plans after confessing to taking his money as a bribe? Don't
mention his name to me again, or I shall refuse to listen to you.'
She actually had the impertinence to look indignant. 'It's shame I cry
on you, miss, for tryin' to break the pore man's 'eart. Then I s'pose
I can't give 'im that there fotograft of you?'
'My photograph! Of all the unspeakable----'
'It was with 'im sayin' that if 'e only 'ad it to look at it might 'elp
to parss all the dark 'ours 'e 'as to spend away from you. 'E sed 'e
wanted it to look at wen 'e was lyin' awake at night, thinkin' of you.'
I strove to be reasonable. 'To let him have my photo, Elizabeth, would
only encourage his mad ideas. No, all this must be stopped
immediately. I shall take prompt measures. Once more, let me beg of
you never to mention this painful occurrence to any one.' I turned to
go out of the kitchen, but when I reached the door Elizabeth called to
me. 'I wanted to ask you a favour, miss, if it isn't troublin' you too
much,' she began.
'What is it?' I inquired rather absently, for my mind was very much
disturbed just then.
'You see, miss, it's this way. I gotta young man wot's very poetick,
like. 'E's always sendin' me portry copied from mottoes out o'
crackers. It's very 'ard to keep up with 'im.'
'Then how do you want me to help you?' I asked, puzzled.
'I wondered if you'd be so kind as to copy me a bit o' portry I sor in
one o' master's books. It sounds real pretty, but I can't get it down
right. My 'andwritin' is that bad.' She took a leather-bound volume
of Byron from the kitchen drawer. 'It's just this yere bit:--
"Yet, oh, yet thyself deceeve not,
Luv' may sink by slow decay;
But by suddint wrench beleeve not
'Earts can thus be torn away."'
'Have you had a quarrel with your young man?' I asked, perplexed at the
strange selection of verse.
'No, miss, but 'e's 'overin' just now--you know what I mean. I want to
bring 'im up to the scratch, like.'
I could not help thinking what blunt direct methods the lower classes
employ in affairs of the heart. In our walk in life the sending of
such lines to a gentleman who had not declared himself would be
considered almost indelicate. However, I wrote out the absurd lines
for the girl without comment, and rescued Henry's volume of Byron,
which I felt would not improve in appearance by contact with the meat
chopper, knife-board and other miscellaneous objects which she keeps in
the kitchen drawer. It is a pity Netta does not exercise stricter
supervision over Elizabeth. The girl seems to do what she likes.
'You had better ask permission from Mrs. Warrington before taking books
into the kitchen,' I said with gentle reproof. 'They might get lost or
soiled.'
'Right-o!' said Elizabeth. 'An' do you reely mean that you're not
a-goin' to give your fotograft to Mr. Roarings?'
'Indeed not,' I said vehemently, 'don't dare to suggest the idea to me
again. If Mr. Rawlings ever speaks of it to you, you can tell him how
amazed and indignant I was.'
'Right-o!' said Elizabeth, as I hurried out of the kitchen.
On thinking the whole matter over I must admit I am greatly perturbed.
I am not like those women who glory in winning a man's love for the
mere gratification of their vanity. I know myself how much one can
suffer from unrequited affection, and I am steadily determined to cure
Mr. Rawlings of his love-madness by every means in my power.