CHAPTER V

Marion gave me what the newspapers term 'a verbatim report' of the

interview which took place between her and George Harbinger. She

omitted no detail. As far as I understand, when I left them he was

standing with his right foot on the fender and the other on the rug,

and his elbow on the mantelpiece. She was sitting in the easy chair to

the left of the fireplace, in the full glow of the shaded lamp,

knitting a jumper. There was a pause and then he began, 'You never

seem idle for a minute. How nimble your fingers are!'

Marion knitted a little harder.

'I have always hoped,' he went on, 'that the woman I married would be

fond of her needle. There is something so restful in the idea of

coming home in the evening to see one's companion sitting at the

fireside engaged in such womanly tasks.'

Marion said that, no doubt, after a hard day at assessing, such a sight

would be soothing to a man.

He now came and sat beside her. 'I want to ask you something rather

important,' he said, 'but I wonder if I have known you long enough to

warrant it.'

She paused in her knitting for a moment to remind him--very

earnestly--that real friendship and understanding is more a matter of

affinity than actual length of acquaintance.

'You're right,' he said, pondering, 'and, of course, you're so . . . so

sensible.'

Women hate to be told they are sensible by any one but their

mothers-in-law. But how could an assessor know that? He continued to

regard her earnestly. 'I feel sure, too, that you're so much older

than you look.'

To this day Marion says she's not sure whether this was intended as a

compliment or a deadly insult.

'Do you think,' he went on, 'that a man should ask a woman to marry him

only when she has reached maturity?'

Marion, moving well into the glow of the pink-shaded lamp, said it

depended on the stage of maturity. Nowadays, when women so often look

younger than they really are, it is difficult to tell.

He seemed relieved. 'That's exactly what I feel about it. But

supposing my mother shouldn't approve of my choice? I hate family

squabbles above everything. I have always maintained that I would only

marry the woman that my mother really liked.'

'Isn't that rather a handicap for your future wife?' asked Marion

gently. 'But why not ask your mother's opinion of her?'

'That's just what I want to speak to you about,' he put in eagerly. 'I

. . . I want to ask you if I can introduce you to my mother?'

The knitting fell from Marion's nerveless fingers. She can show you

the uneven row on the jumper where she dropped fifteen stitches at that

moment.

[Illustration: Marion dropped fifteen stitches.]

'I shall be most happy to meet your mother,' she murmured.

'This is really good of you,' he said eagerly. 'You see, you're the

very one she would take to in an instant. I knew it directly I met

you. I don't know any one else she would listen to so willingly, if

you will consent to intervene.'

'Intervene!' echoed Marion. Somehow she did not like the word. Not at

that moment, I mean.

'Yes, intervene,' he repeated. There was no mistaking it--what could

be clearer. Latin, _inter_, between; _venio_, I come. Marion may have

translated it differently, but she had served in the capacity of buffer

too often to misinterpret its meaning.

'I am to understand that you wish for my aid in a love affair?' she

said.

'That's just about it. You see, I always hoped I should fall in love

with a quiet, homely, staid sort of girl, but dash it all, you can't

govern these things, can you?'

'Sometimes one has to,' said Marion, picking up dropped stitches.

'So I've completely lost my heart to a girl who--well, she's an

actress. She's second from the left in the front row chorus of

"Whizz-Bang" at the Hilarity Theatre; I tell you she's wonderful.'

'No doubt,' said Marion, bending lower over her knitting.

'Lottie's quite a good little girl, you know, but she's so

young--barely twenty--and she can't cook or sew or housekeep or do any

of those things which my mother approves. But she dances wonderfully

and kicks higher than anyone else in the chorus----'

'And you want me to make your mother appreciate the . . . the . . .

high kicks?' broke in Marion rather bitterly.

'Well, not exactly, but you know what mothers are--about the stage, I

mean. So don't you understand that if some sensible little woman like

you were to speak to her about it, she might reconstruct her views----'

He paused, staring in a puzzled way at Marion. Beneath her gentle

exterior she has a decided temper which she is apt to deplore and, she

affirms, must instantly be held in check. This, however, was an

occasion when she did not seem to think the check action need be

applied. She faced George with flashing eyes.

'If you were anything of a man,' she declared, 'you would manage an

affair like that alone without asking help from your woman friends.

Good evening.'

'Good evening,' responded George, not, I suppose, at the moment

thinking of anything more original to say. He departed in a pensive

mood.

'And that,' said Marion, concluding the narrative, 'is all there is to

be told.'

She sat before me with her eyes downcast, her lips quivering, and a

fierce anger rose within me against George Harbinger and mankind in

general who could be so blind to Marion's excellent qualities. As I

took her in my arms and comforted her, kissing her soft cheeks and

fluffy hair, I felt that if I were a man she would be the one woman

above all others that I would desire to have and to hold henceforth and

for evermore. 'Never mind,' I said tenderly, 'some day you'll meet

another who will----'

'No, no, I never shall,' interposed Marion, now openly weeping on my

shoulder. 'I shall never interest any one; I know that now. You can't

understand, Netta, for men are attracted towards you. If Henry died

tomorrow, you'd have half a dozen offers of marriage at once.'

I was rather startled at this suggestion, which somehow hinted

disregard for the unconscious Henry.

'I think I must lack charm,' went on Marion in a choked voice. 'Who

was it described charm as a--a--sort of a bloom on a woman, and said if

she had that she didn't need anything else?'

'It was Barrie,' I said, stroking her hair, 'but don't take any notice

of him, dear.'

'It's just what a man would say. Oh, Netta, why is life so hard to a

woman? Why must she always be the one to stifle her feelings, repress

her natural instincts, wait for man to take the lead? Why can't she be

the leading spirit if she wishes, without being humiliated? Why

shouldn't women propose?'

'That's just what I've been writing about,' I said involuntarily.

She raised her head from my shoulder. 'And what did you say about it?'

'I held that a woman can--er--oh, hang it all, never mind what I

_wrote_ about it. What I _say_ is that of course they ought to propose

if they want to. There should be perfect equality of the sexes.'

'Well, if there was,' put in Marion, her practical common sense coming

to her aid, 'it wouldn't after all make a man want to marry me just

because it was I who put the question. It's no use, Netta. I'm a born

old maid. I've got to go through life heart-hungry, loving other

people's babies instead of my own, and stepping aside to let all the

fair things go past me.'

Poor little Marion! She looked very wistful and pathetic at that

moment. A lump rose in my throat as I strove to dry her eyes and find

words of comfort.

She sobbed on unrestrainedly, however, and nothing I could say would

soothe her. 'Marion, darling,' I whispered, my own eyes growing moist,

'don't cry any more. Isn't there anything I can say to cheer you up?

Can't I suggest anything----?'

The door opened and Elizabeth entered. She carried a tray in her hand

on which were a bottle of stout and a glass.

'I thort so,' she said, setting down the tray and looking at Marion's

drooping form. 'Ah, these men--'ounds, I call 'em. I came in to 'ave

a word with Miss Marryun and cheer 'er up, like. I bin through it

myself, so I knows.'

She approached Marion and laid a damp red hand on her shoulder. 'I bin

lookin' at the cards for you, miss, an' I see a loverly future,' she

began in a coaxing voice. 'I see a tall dark man crossin' water for

you, with a present in 'is right 'and.'

Marion, who was not without a sense of humour, smiled rather wanly.

Encouraged, Elizabeth continued: 'Wot's the use o' spoilin' your pretty

eyes cryin' for the moon--by which I mean Mr. 'Arbinger--when 'e isn't

your Fate? Why, bless you, I was once goin' to marry a plumber's mate,

and jest a week afore the weddin 'e went orf with some one else an'

owin' me arf-a-crown, too. I was cut up at the time, but I know now 'e

wasn't my Fate, 'avin been told since that I'm goin' to marry a man

wot'll work with 'is brain. So cheer up, Miss Marryun, and come an'

'ave this nice glarss o' stout I've brought in for you.' She unscrewed

the bottle as she spoke. 'I always find that when things are at their

worst, an' you're feelin' real pipped like, a glarss o' stout acts like

magic. Yes, it's the right stuff, is stout.'

The situation was distinctly ludicrous. Yet neither Marion nor I

laughed. We watched Elizabeth solemnly pouring out the stout, after

which she handed it to Marion, who, though she 'never touches' anything

alcoholic as a rule, took it and drank it off 'like a lamb,' as

Elizabeth expressed it.

There was a pause. Then the corners of Marion's mouth ceased to droop.

She smiled. I smiled. Elizabeth smiled.

There was another pause. 'I think, Elizabeth,' I remarked, 'I'll have

a glass--just a small glass--of stout myself.'

'You do right, 'm. I'll fetch you a glass.'

'And Elizabeth, if you'd care to have some----'

'Thank you very much 'm, I _did_ take the liberty of 'avin' a taste

already, but a little drop more wouldn't do me any 'arm, as the sayin'

is.'

She went out. Marion set down her glass and put away her

pocket-handkerchief. 'How silly of me to worry about Mr. Harbinger,'

she said. 'After all, I suppose Fate never intended us for each other.'

I recognized in a flash that Elizabeth had succeeded where I had

failed, and I was conscious of a certain admiration for her methods.

Yet at that moment no hint of subsequent events filtered into my mind;

I did not suspect--even dimly--the possibilities of Elizabeth.

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