GUNPOWDER TREASON.

One result of my boating excursion was that Crofter ceased to frequent

his fellow-seniors' studies. There was no declaration of war, or,

indeed, any formal breaking off of relations. But Crofter had sense

enough of his own dignity to feel that he had been slighted by Tempest:

and Tempest and his friends had no inclination to heal the trouble, or

assume an attitude of friendliness they did not feel.

As for me, I found it very hard to steer an even course between the

competing parties. Crofter nodded and spoke to me just as usual, and

was evidently amused by my panic lest these pacific overtures should be

observed or misconstrued by Tempest. Tempest, on the other hand, did

not refer again to the subject, but took a little more pains than before

to look after me and help me in my work. And an evening or two later,

much to my surprise, when I went as usual to "tidy up" in Pridgin's room

while Tempest was there too, my lord and master said abruptly,--

"Let my things alone, kid. Tempest appreciates a mess in his place more

than I do, so I've swopped you for Trimble."

"What?" said I, in tones of mingled amazement and pleasure. "Am I--"

"You're to go and fetch my blazer," said Tempest, "that I left on the

parallel bars in the gymnasium this afternoon. Look alive, or I shall

stick to Trimble."

I really began to think there must be something unusually desirable

about me, that fellows should be so anxious to possess me. The

Philosophers had with one accord sought me for president. Pridgin had

wanted me. Crofter had wanted me. Even Redwood had wanted me. And now

here was old Tempest putting in his claim! He should have me--I would

not be so selfish as to deprive him of the coveted privilege.

In a somewhat "tilted" condition I went off on my errand, not even

delaying to announce the great news to my fellow-Philosophers. It was a

dark evening, and the gymnasium was some way off. But I knew the way by

this time. I had daily walked past the area door and glanced down at

the dangerous guy where it lay with its lolling tongue under the

grating, to assure myself of its welfare. It was all right up till now,

and in two days it would be off my hands.

The square was empty as I crossed it, and, to my satisfaction, I found

the gymnasium door unlocked. I groped my way to the corner where the

parallel bars stood, and there found the blazer, which I carried off in

triumph.

As I emerged from the door and came down the steps, I became aware of

two points of light in front of me, and a voice out of the darkness,

which caused me to jump almost out of my skin,--

"Who is that?"

It was Mr Jarman's voice--and I could just discern his shadowy form

accompanied by that of Mr Selkirk standing before me. The two masters

were evidently taking an after-dinner turn with their cigars, and had

heard my footsteps.

"Jones iv., sir; I came to fetch Tempest's blazer."

"Who gave you leave?"

"Tempest, sir."

"Take the blazer back where you found it, and tell Tempest if he leaves

his things in the gymnasium he must fetch them at proper hours. This is

the third time I have had to speak to you, Jones iv. You must attend an

extra drill to-morrow, and learn fifty lines by heart. This constant

irregularity must be stopped."

So saying, he took his companion's arm and strolled off.

I returned dismally into the dark gymnasium and flung the blazer on to

the nearest seat; and then hurried back to report the result of my

mission to Tempest.

As I guessed, our poor guy downstairs was likely to be nowhere in the

explosion which this last insult called forth.

With clenched teeth Tempest sprang from his seat and snatched his cap.

"It's awfully dark," said I; "if you're going, you'd better take some

matches."

"Fetch me some," said he, with a harsh, dry voice. I fled off, and

returned with a box of fusees, which the Philosophers had laid in for

the approaching celebration of Guy Fawkes' Day.

Tempest snatched them from my hand and strode off. I wished he had let

me go with him. I heard his footsteps swing heavily across the

quadrangle, as if challenging the notice of the enemy. Whether the

enemy heard or answered the challenge I could not say. The steps died

away into silence, and I listened in vain for further sign.

Presently I returned to the faggery, where the Philosophers were just

preparing to obey the summons to bed.

Hurriedly I recited the event of the evening, and for once was honoured

with their rapt and excited attention.

"My eye, what a shame we can't go out and see the fun!" cried Langrish.

"I hope he makes jelly of him," said Trimble. "I'm jolly glad I'm his

fag."

This brought on a crisis I had rather feared.

"You're not," said I. "Pridgin has swopped me for you."

"What!" screamed Trimble, taking a running kick at my shins.

"I didn't do it. Shut up. Trim! that's my leg you're kicking. It was

Pridgin. Go and kick him," said I.

But Trim was in no mood to listen to reason.

"I always said you were a sneak," snarled he; "now I know it. Come and

kick the beast, you fellows. It's all a low dodge. Kick him, I say."

The company showed every disposition to respond to the appeal.

"Look here," said I, "it's not my fault--but if you kick me, I'll tell

him about your precious guy, and you can look after him yourself; I

shan't. There!"

This rather fetched them. As custodian of that illicit effigy I had my

uses, and they hardly cared to dispense with me. So Trimble was ordered

not to make an ass of himself, and the discussion went back to Tempest

and his blazer.

"I tell you what," said Warminster. "I vote we hang about a bit and

cheer him when he comes in. There's no one to lag us for not going to

bed, and we may as well stay and back him up."

With which patriotic resolve we resumed our seats and occupied the

interval with auditing the accounts of the club--a painful and tedious

operation which gave rise to much dispute and recrimination,

particularly when it was discovered that on paper we were 25 shillings

to the good, whereas in the treasurer's pocket we were 6 shillings to

the bad.

The treasurer had a bad quarter of an hour of it, till it was discovered

that the auditors had accidentally forgotten to carry the total of one

column to the top of the next, an oversight which nearly brought about

the dissolution of the club, so fierce was the storm which raged over

it.

More than half an hour was spent over these proceedings, and we began to

wonder why Tempest had not come back. It was certain he must have been

stopped by somebody, or he would have been back in ten minutes. Had he

and Jarman had an encounter? Was Mr Jarman at that moment begging for

quarter? or was our man answering for his riot to the head master?

Half an hour passed, three-quarters, an hour. Then, just as we were

giving him up, hurried footsteps came across the quadrangle, and

Tempest, with pale face and disordered guise, carrying his blazer on his

arm, entered and passed rapidly to his room. His countenance was too

forbidding for us to venture on our promised cheer. Something unusual

had happened. How we longed to know what it was!

I was thrust forward to follow him to his study, on the chance of

ascertaining, and was on the point of obeying, when a terrific sound

broke the silence of the night, and sent us back with white, rigid faces

in a heap into the faggery.

The sound proceeded from the direction of the gymnasium--first of all, a

dull, spasmodic thunder; then a fierce burst, followed almost

immediately by two tremendous reports which shook us to the soles of our

boots.

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