I was, of course, unmercifully chaffed about the girls' school.

"He's getting on," said one of them, on the very morning after my

_debut_. "They walk out together."

"That was not Miss Bousfield you saw me with at all," I explained.

"That was my mother."

"Quite time she came to look after you, too. How did she like your

curls? You should put them in papers overnight, then we shouldn't have

to do them every day."

Where upon I was seized, and had my locks tied up in wads of blotting-

paper, and ordered to sit down and lick envelopes, and not dare to put

my hand to my head till leave was accorded me from headquarters.

In this plight my guardian came in and discovered me.

"Please, Mr Girdler--" said I, not waiting for him to remark on my

curious appearance.

But Mr Girdler, who was not ordinarily given to mirth, abruptly left

the room with a smile on his face before I could proceed.

When he re-entered he was stern and severe.

"Make yourself decent at once, sir," said he. "No, I don't want any of

your explanations. No doubt they are highly satisfactory. I begin to

understand now why you were sent away from school. It strikes me an

idiot asylum is the proper place for you."

I dismally tore my curl-papers out of my hair and went on with my work

till the blessed hour of release came.

Then I hied straight to the nearest barber.

"I want my hair as short as you can cut it," said I.

"Very good, sir; we can give you the county crop, if you like."

"Is that the shortest you do?" inquired I, not knowing what the "county

crop" was.

"Well, sir, we ain't asked to take more off as a rule, unless it is a

clean shave you want."

"No, the county crop will do," said I.

And, to do the barber justice, I got it. I barely knew myself in the

glass when the operation was over. I had some misgivings as to the

remarks of Evans & Company in the morning--at any rate, they wouldn't

curl my hair any more.

Miss Bousfield and Miss Steele regarded me with something like dismay

when they saw me, but were polite enough to make no remark beyond giving

me permission to wear my hat if I felt a draught.

"Miss Steele has been telling me of your plan of work," said Miss

Bousfield; "and I fully approve, on the understanding you are serious

about it. I am not so sanguine as Miss Steele is; still, I do not wish

to discourage you, Jones. But understand, it means a year's hard work."

I assured her I was prepared for any amount of work, and Miss Steele,

whose ambition was as keenly aroused as mine, gave a general promise on

my behalf that I would work like a horse.

"Now," said she, when Miss Bousfield had left us, "you're in for it,

Jones. If you don't work, mind, it will be a disgrace to me as well as

you."

I fear, during the months that followed, this ardent young "coach" was

frequently on the point of disgrace. For a week or two I surprised

myself with my industry. Then I caught myself wondering at odd times

whether I was really as sure of passing as I fancied, and whether, if I

failed, it would not be a horrible sell to have worked so hard for

nothing.

Then for a day or so I came in a little late, and took to grumbling over

my tasks.

"Now, look here, Jones," said she, one day, "you were five minutes late

on Monday, ten minutes late on Tuesday and Wednesday, and a quarter of

an hour late to-day. How much is that in the week?"

"Forty minutes," said I; mental arithmetic was a strong point with me.

"Very good; there's forty minutes lost. The examination may turn on the

very lesson you might have learned in that time. Now, I'm not going to

threaten you, but what should you say if I were to call at the office

and fetch you every day?"

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