HE GOT RESULTS, ANYWAY

American troops who during the early days of the European War were

landed in France received a more careful and prolonged training than

could possibly be given the most of the regiments hurriedly raised

during the Civil War. The story goes that a raw battalion of rough

backwoodsmen, who had "volunteered," once joined General Grant. He

admired their fine physique, but distrusted the capacity of their

uncouth commander to handle troops promptly and efficiently in the

field, so he said:

"Colonel, I want to see your men at work; call them to attention, and

order them to march with shouldered arms in close column to the left

flank."

Without a moment's hesitation the colonel yelled to his fellow-ruffians:

"Boys, look wild thar! Make ready to thicken and go left endways! Tote

yer guns! Git!"

The manoeuvre proved a brilliant success and the self-elected colonel

was forthwith officially commissioned.

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