A LONG STORY

"May I ask the cause of all this excitement?" asked the stranger in the

little village.

"Certainly," replied the countryman. "We're celebrating the birthday of

the oldest inhabitant sir. She's a hundred and one to-day."

"Indeed! And may I ask who is that little man, with the dreadfully sad

countenance, walking by the old lady's side?"

"Oh, that's the old lady's son-in-law, sir. He's been keeping up the

payments on her life-insurance for the last thirty years!"

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