DAD WAS WISE

When the conversation turned to the subject of romantic marriage this

little anecdote was volunteered by H.M. Asker, a North Dakota

politician:

"So you were married ten years ago. Took place in the church, I suppose,

with bridesmaids, flowers, cake, and the brass band?"

"No; it was an elopement."

"An elopement, eh? Did the girl's father follow you?"

"Yes, and he has been with us ever since."

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