CAMOUFLAGE

After a "push" some of the lads of the Northumberland Fusiliers who

entered one of the captured villages set about making things comfortable

for themselves. Seeing a large wooden box some distance away, they made

tracks to commandeer it On the way back an officer met them and queried:

"Here, lads, where are you going with that?"

"This old egg-box, sir--we're taking it along to our dug-out, sir," one

of them explained.

"Egg-box be hanged!" retorted the officer.

"Why, that's the general's roll-top desk!"

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