NOT ENOUGH SCENERY

The Negro stevedores of the southern states of the American Union have

been conscripted and shipped in great numbers to ports in France for

unloading the incoming American steamers. Their cheerfulness has quite

captivated the gayety loving French, who never tire of listening to

their laughter and their ragtime songs. When the "bosses" want to get a

dockyard job done in double-quick time they usually order a brass band

to play lively Negro tunes alongside the ship. Every stevedore thereupon

"steps lively," and apparently his heavy labor becomes to him a light

and joyous task. One stevedore, to whom the Atlantic voyage had been a

test, exclaimed: "Mah goodness! Ah never knew dere was so much water

between dem tew countries! Dere ain't enuf scenery for me, no sah, an'

if de United States don't build a bridge across dat dere Atlantic, Ah's

agwine to be a Frenchman for life."

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