FAIR WARNING

Andrew Carnegie said:

"I was traveling Londonward on an English railway last year, and had

chosen a seat in a non-smoking carriage. At a wayside station a man

boarded the train, sat down in my compartment, and lighted a vile clay

pipe.

"This is not a smoking carriage," said I.

"'All right, Governor,' said the man. 'I'll just finish this pipe here.'

"He finished it, then refilled it.

"'See here,' I said, 'I told you this was not a smoking carriage. If you

persist with that pipe I shall report you at the next station to the

guard.' I handed him my card. He looked at it, pocketed it, but lighted

his pipe nevertheless. At the next station, however, he changed to

another compartment.

"Calling the guard, I told him what had occurred, and demanded that the

smoker's name and address be taken.

"'Yes, sair,' said the guard, and hurried away. In a little while he

returned. He seemed rather awed and, bending over me, said

apologetically:

"'Do you know, sir, if I were you I would not prosecute that gent. He

has just given me his card. Here it is. He is Mr. Andrew Carnegie.'"

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