APPREHENDING THE KAISER

Early in the war the Kaiser was haled before a Virginia court. At least

that was the intention of Charles L. Zoll, justice of the peace of Broad

Run district, Loudoun County, who delivered into the hands of the

Sheriff this warrant:

Commonwealth of Virginia, County of Loudoun, to wit:

To the Sheriff of the said county:

Wheras, Woodrow Wilson has this day made oath before me, a justice of

said court, that William Hohan Zollern, alias Wilhelm, has at various

times and places between July, 1914, and November, 1917, committed

murder, assault, and arson upon the bodies of various people and

sundry properties, against the peace and dignity of the Government of

the United States, the State of Virginia and Broad Run district in

particular.

These are therefore in the name of the Commonwealth of Virginia and

the Government of the United States to command you to forthwith

apprehend the said William Hohan Zollern, alias Kaiser Wilhelm, and

bring his body before me at my office in Aushburn, Va., to answer

said charges, and there and then be dealt with according to law.

And by the power vested in me I hereby extend your jurisdiction to

the Continent of Europe and I do by these presents declare the said

William Hohan Zollern, alias Kaiser Wilhelm, to be an outlaw, and

offer as a reward for his apprehension three barrels of corn, five

bushels of potatoes and meat of ham, said ham to weigh not less than

twenty-one pounds nor more than thirty-five pounds.

And you are moreover required to summon Marshal Joffre, Albert, King

of the Belgians; Victor Emanuel of Italy and George V to appear at

same time and place as witnesses in behalf of the Commonwealth

touching the matter said complaint.

Given under my hand and seal this 28th day of November, 1917.

CHARLES L. ZOLL, Justice of the Peace.

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