AN UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR

"Look here," yelled the infuriated bridegroom of a day, dashing wildly

into the editor's room of the country weekly; "what do you mean by such

an infernal libel on me in your account of our wedding?"

"What's the matter?" asked the editor calmly. "Didn't we say that after

your wedding tour you would make your home at the Old Manse?"

"Yes," howled the newly made benedict, "and just see how you've spelled

it."

And the editor looked and read:

After their wedding tour the newly married couple will

make their home at the Old Man's.

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