UP TO HIM

David Belasco was smiling at the extravagant attentions that are

lavished by the rich upon pet dogs. He spoke of the canine operations

for appendicitis, the canine tooth crownings, the canine wardrobes, and

then he said:

"How servants hate these pampered curs! At a house where I was calling

one cold day the fat and pompous butler entered the drawing-room and

said:

"'Did you ring, madam?'

"'Yes, Harrison, I wish you to take Fido out walking for two hours.'

"Harrison frowned slightly. 'But Fido won't follow me, madam,' he said.

"'Then, Harrison, you must follow Fido.'"

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