THE MATTER WITH KANSAS

Governor Capper, of Kansas, recently pointed out what he deemed to be

the "matter with Kansas." The average Kansan, he said, gets up in the

morning in a house made in Michigan, at the sound of an alarm clock made

in Illinois; puts on his Missouri overalls; washes his hands with

Cincinnati soap in a Pennsylvania basin; sits down to a Grand Rapids

table; eats Battle Creek breakfast food and Chicago bacon cooked on a

Michigan range; puts New York harness on a span of Missouri mules and

hitches them to a South Bend wagon, or starts up his Illinois tractor

with a Moline plow attached. After the day's work he rides down town in

a Detroit automobile, buys a box of St. Louis candy for his wife, and

spins back home, where he listens to music "canned" in New Jersey.

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