It was just after a rainstorm and two men were walking down the street
behind a young woman who was holding her skirt rather high. After an
argument as to the merits of the case, one of the men stepped forward
and said: "Pardon, me, miss, but aren't you holding your skirt rather
high?"
"Haven't I a perfect right?" she snapped.
"You certainly have, Miss, and a peach of a left," he replied.