A DIPLOMAT

An Ohio man was having a lot of trouble piloting a one-tent show through

the Middle West. He lost a number of valuable animals by accident and

otherwise. Therefore, it was with a sympathetic mien that one of the

keepers undertook the task of breaking the news of another disaster. He

began thus:

"Mr. Smith, you remember that laughin' hyena in cage nine?"

"Remember the laughing hyena?" demanded the owner, angrily. "What the

deuce are you driving at?"

"Only this, Mr. Smith: he ain't got nothing to laugh at this morning."

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