GETTING EVEN

James, 4 years old, had been naughty to the point of evoking a whipping

from his long-suffering mother, and all day long a desire for revenge

rankled in his little bosom.

At length bedtime came, and, kneeling beside her, he implored a blessing

on each member of the family individually, his mother alone being

conspicuous by her absence. Then, rising from his devout posture, the

little suppliant fixed a keenly triumphant look upon her face, saying,

as he turned to climb into bed:

"I s'pose you noticed you wasn't in it."

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