PRAYER OF THE UNRIGHTEOUS

We had a new experience the other day (relates a writer in the _Atlantic

Monthly_) when we picked up two boatloads of survivors from the----,

torpedoed without warning. I will say they were pretty glad to see us

when we bore down on them. As we neared they began to paddle

frantically, as though fearful we should be snatched away from them at

the last moment. The crew were mostly Arabs and Lascars, and the first

mate, a typical comic magazine Irishman, delivered himself of the

following: "Sure, toward the last some o' thim haythen gits down on

their knees and starts calling on Allah: but I sez, sez I, 'Git up afore

I swat ye wid the ax handle, ye benighted haythen; sure if this boat

gits saved 't will be the Holy Virgin does it or none at all, at all!

Git up,'sez I."

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