WELCOMING THE ACTOR

A well-known society performer volunteered to entertain a roomful of

patients of the Colney Hatch Lunatic Asylum, and made up a very

successful little monologue show, entirely humorous. The audience in the

main gave symptoms of being slightly bored, but one highly intelligent

maniac saw the whole thing in the proper light, and, clapping the

talented actor on the shoulder, said: "Glad you've come, old fellow. You

and I will get along fine. The other dippies here are so dashed

dignified. What I say is if a man is mad, he needn't put on airs about

it."

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