JEEMS HENRY WAS CONJURED.

"Mars John," excitedly exclaimed Aunt Tildy, as she pantingly rushed

into a fire-engine house, "please, suh, phonograph to de car-cleaners'

semporium an' notify Dan'l to emergrate home diurgently, kaze Jeems

Henry sho' done bin conjured! Doctor Cutter done already distracted two

blood-vultures from his 'pendercitis, an' I lef him now prezaminatin' de

chile's ante-bellum fur de germans ob de neuroplumonia, which ef he's

disinfected wid, dey gotter 'noculate him wid the ice-coldlated

quarantimes--but I b'lieves it's conjuration!"

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