MARK TWAIN ON MILLIONAIRES

At one time in his varied career Mark Twain was not only poor, but he

did not make a practice of associating with millionaires. The paragraph

which follows is taken from an open letter to Commodore Vanderbilt. One

paragraph of the "Open Letter" is worth embalming here:

Poor Vanderbilt! How I pity you: and this is honest. You are an old man,

and ought to have some rest, and yet you have to struggle, and deny

yourself, and rob yourself of restful sleep and peace of mind, because

you need money so badly. I always feel for a man who is so poverty

ridden as you. Don't misunderstand me, Vanderbilt. I know you own

seventy millions: but then you know and I know that it isn't what man

has that constitutes wealth. No--it is to be satisfied with what one

has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional

amount, that man isn't rich. Seventy times seventy millions can't make

him rich, as long as his poor heart is breaking for more. I am just

about rich enough to buy the least valuable horse in your stable,

perhaps, but I cannot sincerely and honestly take an oath that I need

any more now. And so I am rich. But you, you have got seventy millions

and you need five hundred millions, and are really suffering for it.

Your poverty is something appalling. I tell you truly that I do not

believe I could live twenty-four hours with the awful weight of four

hundred and thirty millions of abject want crushing down upon me. I

should die under it. My soul is so wrought upon by your helpless

pauperism that if you came to me now, I would freely put ten cents in

your tin cup, if you carry one, and say, "God pity you, poor

unfortunate."

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