HER DOMESTIC INSTINCTS

We must not always look down upon those innocent people who may not have

had the same cultural influences we have had, although it is some

difficult not to smile at their point of view:

Sir Frederick Kenyon, the Director of the British Museum and a man of

great knowledge, has had all sorts of funny experiences with visitors

there.

Once he was showing a distinguished lady visitor some of the priceless

treasures of which he is the custodian, but for a long time nothing

seemed to interest her very much.

Then suddenly he noticed a change. Her face lighted up and she leaned

forward.

"What is it, madam?" asked Sir Frederick, gratified at this tardy sign

of awakening appreciation. "Pray do not hesitate to ask if there is

anything you would like to know."

"So good of you!" chirruped the lady. "I wish you would tell me what

brand of blacklead you use on those iron ventilators that are let into

the floor. We have the same sort of things at my house, but my maids

never get them to shine half so brilliantly."

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