In these days of the conservation of fuel no wonder a certain gentleman
was disturbed.
"You've made a mistake in your paper," said this indignant man, entering
the editorial sanctum of a daily paper. "I was one of the competitors
at that athletic match yesterday, and you have called me 'the well-known
light-weight champion.'"
"Well, aren't you?" inquired the editor.
"No, I'm nothing of the kind, and it's confoundedly awkward, because I'm
in the coal business."