THEY MEANT TO BE PAID

No man is ever willing to admit that he has any prejudices. But

sometimes the facts confront him sternly, as in the case of the two

gentlemen in the following dialogue:

BRIGGS: I wonder why it is that when men like Bryan and Billy Sunday

accept good money we have a tendency secretly to despise them.

GRIGGS: Well, I presume because they are posing to be disinterested.

When they take away such big returns we set them down as hypocrites.

BRIGGS: But they have a right to make a living.

GRIGGS: You might say that of any one else--any get-rich-quick chap,

for example, provided he can get away with it.

BRIGGS: But the get-rich-quick man is cheating his customers.

GRIGGS: Well, a good many people feel that both Bryan and Sunday are

cheating their customers. I don't say they are, mind you. I am only

giving that side of the argument, and, according to it, they are

deluding their customers with false hopes. Bryan says that a combination

of free silver, grape juice, and peace will cure all ills, and he gets

five hundred dollars a lecture for saying it. Billy Sunday gets

thousands of dollars for dragging hell out into the limelight. They are

both popular forms of amusement. They divert the mind. Why shouldn't

they be paid? There are far worse moving-picture shows than Bryan or

Sunday.

BRIGGS: You believe that, now, don't you? Be honest and say it's your

genuine opinion, and not put it off on someone else.

GRIGGS _(Lowering his voice_): Well, I'll tell you, old chap. I believe

it about Bryan, but not about Sunday. Sunday's all right. He hates

money! How do you feel about it?

BRIGGS: You're wrong. I believe it about Sunday, but not about Bryan.

Bill Bryan is all right. He's a patriot. I wouldn't trust Sunday, but

W.J. Bryan's whole thought is for others. (_Looking at his watch_.)

Heavens! I didn't realize it was so late. I must rush off.

GRIGGS: Is it that late? I must hurry away also. Where are you going?

BRIGGS: I'm going to hear Sunday. Where are you going?

GRIGGS: I'm going to hear Bryan.

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