CHAPTER IX

HYTHE AND FOLKSTONE

From Dymchurch, five miles of excellent road bring one into Hythe, that

old Cinque Port whose early Saxon name means "harbour," and thus tells

those among us who are thinking men how important a place it was of

old. "_The_ Harbour," definitely and emphatically it was, of capital

importance in those far-away times when Sandwich, Romney, Dover,

Folkestone, and others were of less moment; but even by the time the

Cinque Ports came into existence it had declined to inferior rank among

its brethren, and when Dover was required to furnish twenty-one ships

for the defence of the nation, and Winchelsea and Hastings respectively

ten and six, Hythe, Sandwich, Rye, and Romney were assessed at only

five each. Where is that harbour of which some vestiges remained to

the time of Elizabeth? that haven which, according to Leland, was

"strayt for passage owt of Boloyn?" Where but choked up, embedded, and

deeply overlaid beneath a mile-long waste of shingle! The glory of

that storied port is buried "full fathom five." Everywhere is shingle.

A world of it expands before the vision as one comes out of the marsh

towards the town, and Martello towers and forlorn congeries of more

modern forts stand islanded in midst of it. From the sunlit glare of

this waste the road enters Hythe, through an exquisitely beautiful

woodland, open and unfenced from the highway, with the landward ridge

of hills and the Military Canal approaching on the left.

"Hythe hath bene," says Leland, "a very greate towne yn length, ande

conteyned IIII paroches, that now be clene destroied." The greatest

surviving evidence of that ancient estate is the one remaining church

of St. Leonard, which tops the hill behind the High Street and is

the crown and distinguishing mark of Hythe from afar off. It is

chiefly of Early English architecture, and an exquisite example of

its period, with a noble chancel like the choir of a cathedral, and a

remarkable crypt or undercroft, stacked with a neatly-disposed heap

of many hundreds of skulls and large quantities of human bones. No

one knows in any definite manner how, why, or when these gruesome

relics were brought here, but legendary lore tells how they are the

remains of those who were slain in some uncertain fight--so uncertain

that whether between Britons and Romans, Romano-British and Saxons,

or Saxons and Danes is not stated. Borrow, in his _Lavengro_, plumps

for Danes, more perhaps because he had a prejudice for that hypothesis

than from any evidence he could have produced, if asked. That many of

the owners of those skulls did actually meet a violent death is quite

evident in the terrific gashes they exhibit. One may see these poor

relics for threepence, and Hythe does a roaring trade with the morbid

in photographs of the shocking collection; but it were better they

were decently buried and given rest from the handling and the flippant

comments of the shallow-minded crowd.

One refuses further to discuss skulls in the holiday sunshine of Hythe,

whose long, narrow street is cheerful and pulsing with life. Hythe

street is one of those humanly interesting old thoroughfares which one

is inclined, in the mass, to call picturesque; but on reflection it

is seen to be really always about to become so, as you advance, and

never to actually arrive at any very remarkably picturesque climax. The

Georgian town hall, standing on pillars, is interesting, and so, too,

is that queer little building called the "Smugglers' Nest," claiming

to be a look-out place of some of the many "free-traders" who carried

on operations from the town. For the rest, Hythe is old-fashioned

and by no means overwhelmed, as many of its neighbours are, by

modernity. Here the four separate and distinct streams of seafaring,

military, agricultural, and shop-keeping life pool their interests and

mingle amicably enough, under the interested observation of a fifth

contingent, the summer visitors who find the unconventional attractions

of the shingle and the unspoiled place more to their taste than the

modish charms of Folkestone.

[Illustration: THE "SMUGGLERS' NEST," HYTHE.]

Just where Hythe ends and Seabrook begins, the Military Canal comes

to a dusty and somewhat stagnant conclusion on the flat foreshore.

Lest the dreaded invader should not play the game properly, and meanly

attempt to land his troops on the open and undefended beach beyond

the tract of country cut off by that "not very practicable ditch," a

Martello tower was set up on the little shoulder of a hill overlooking

this spot, and there it remains to this day. A grey, grim, giant hotel

stands isolated out upon the shingle-banks, and would offer a splendid

mark for any modern invader who should descend upon the coast and do

the neighbourhood the kindness to blow its hideous presence away.

[Illustration: HYTHE, FROM THE ROAD TO SANDGATE.]

That stranger who might pass from Hythe to Sandgate and know nothing

of the separate existence of Seabrook would have every excuse, for it

bears every outward appearance of belonging to one or other. It is

largely a recent development, and in so far a pleasing one, for its

pretty new gabled seaside red-brick cottages, giving immediately upon

the shore, are in the best of taste and have delightful gardens, where

the little bare-legged boys and girls of the visitors sit in the sun

or sprawl, book-reading, upon the steps. Opposite these, evidences of

an enlightened taste, some grey "compo" villas cast a gloom over those

who glance upon them and tell us how stupid were those times of some

thirty years ago, when such sad-faced houses arose everywhere at the

seaside in this grey climate that calls aloud for the cheerfulness of

colour in building.

Sandgate, into which Seabrook insensibly merges, sits so close upon the

shore that it is credibly reported the lodging-house landladies live

on the upper floors of their houses in those empty winter months when

the winds blow great guns and the seas come pouring into the basements,

bringing with them large deposits of that plentiful shingle, fragments

of sea-wall, and twisted remnants of promenade railings. Year in and

year out, the sea and the Local Board, or Urban District Council, or

whatever may be the name of the authority that rules Sandgate, play a

never-ending game. In the summer the authority builds up a sea-wall,

and, in effect, says to the sea, "You can't smash _that_!" And the sea

sparkles and drowses in the sun and laps lazily upon the shore, and

artfully agrees. But when the visitors have all gone home, and the

equinoctial gales go ravening up and down the Channel, then Londoners

open their morning papers and say to their wives, "You remember that

sea-wall at Sandgate, my dear, where we used to sit in the shade: it

was entirely washed away yesterday by the sea!" But by the time their

next holiday comes round there is a newer wall there, on an improved

pattern. That, too, is either utterly destroyed in the following winter

and flung in fragments into neighbouring gardens, or else, with the

roadway and the kerbs and lamp-posts, the pillar-boxes and the whole

bag of tricks, swept out to sea and lost.

And so the game goes on. It is a costly one, and a heartbreaking for

those folks who have semi-basement breakfast-rooms and ever and again

experience the necessity of excavating their furniture out of the

shingle-filled rooms, like so many Layards digging out the Assyrian

relics of Nimroud and Baalbec. When such things can be, the desire of

adjoining Folkestone for Sandgate and the determination of Sandgate not

to be included within the municipal boundaries of its great neighbour

are not readily to be understood.

Dramatic things happen at Sandgate. Vessels are cast away upon the

road, their bowsprits coming in at the front doors, while shipwrecked

mariners, instead of being flung upon an iron-bound coast, are

projected against the palisades of the front gardens. At such times the

variety of jettisoned cargo that comes ashore is remarkable. One day

it will be a consignment of Barcelona nuts; another, a ship-load of

boots; what not, indeed, from the jostling commerce that goes up and

down that crowded sea-highway, the Channel. When the _Benvenue_ was

wrecked inshore here, at the close of 1891, and lay a menace to passing

ships, that happened which sent Sandgate sliding and cracking in all

directions. The wreck was blown up with dynamite, and soon afterwards

the clayey clifflet that forms the foundation for the north side of

Sandgate's one street slipped suddenly down, wrecking some houses and

cracking many others from roof to foundation. Many, including the

London newspapers, thought it was an earthquake.

Since then, Sandgate has largely altered, and instead of being

rather an abject attempt at a seaside resort, has been brightened

by re-building and cheered by the overflow to it from Folkestone's

overbrimming cup of prosperity. Still stands Sandgate Castle on the

sea-shore, one of Henry VIII.'s obese, tun-bellied blockhouses, very

much in shape like that portly Henry himself, as we may safely declare

now that Tudors no longer rule the land; but the very thought would

have been treason, and its expression fatal, in that burly monarch's

own day.

There is a choice of ways into Folkestone--by steeply-rising Sandgate

Hill, or by the flat lower road, where a modern toll-gate stands to

exact its dues for the convenience. This way the cyclist saves the

climb, and pilgrims in general are spared the villa roads of the hill

approach to the town, coming to it instead through pleasant woods, with

the tangled abandon of the Leas undercliff rising up to the left.

Folkestone chiefly interests the Ingoldsby pilgrim because of that

eloquent and humorous description of the old town to be found in "The

Leech of Folkestone." There was then no new and fashionable town to

be described, and the place was "a collection of houses which its

maligners call a fishing-town, and its well-wishers a watering-place. A

limb of one of the Cinque Ports, it has (or lately had) a corporation

of its own, and has been thought considerable enough to give a second

title to a noble family. Rome stood on seven hills--Folkestone seems to

have been built upon seventy. Its streets, lanes, and alleys--fanciful

distinctions without much real difference--are agreeable enough to

persons who do not mind running up and down stairs; and the only

inconvenience at all felt by such of its inhabitants as are not

asthmatic is when some heedless urchin tumbles down a chimney or an

impertinent pedestrian peeps into a garret window.

"At the eastern extremity of the town, on the sea-beach, and scarcely

above high-water mark, stood, in the good old times, a row of houses,

then denominated 'Frog Hole.' Modern refinement subsequently euphemised

the name into 'East-street'; but 'what's in a name?'--the encroachments

of Ocean have long since levelled all in one common ruin."

[Illustration: FOLKESTONE.]

Nothing of the sort has happened. East Street is still there, and

"East Street" yet, but no one has ventured to identify any house with

that occupied by that compounder of medicines, "of somewhat doubtful

reputation, but comparative opulence," Master Erasmus Buckthorne, "the

effluvia of whose drugs from within, mingling agreeably with the

'ancient and fishlike smells' from without, wafted a delicious perfume

throughout the neighbourhood."

It was to this picturesquely-described place that the Master Thomas

Marsh of the legend and his man Ralph wended their way to consult that

learned disciple of Esculapius with the fly-blown reputation; coming to

it by "paths then, as now, most pseudonymously dignified with the name

of roads."

Folkestone, the fisher-village, the "Lapis Populi" of the Romans and

the "Fulchestane" of Domesday Book--stood in a pleasant country now

quite lost sight of, built over, and bedevilled by the interminable

brick and mortar of the great and fashionable seaside resort that

Folkestone is at this day. It lay, that fisher-haven, in a hollow at

the seaward end of a long valley bordered by the striking hills of the

chalk downs that are only now to be glimpsed by journeying a mile or

so away from the sea-shore, past the uttermost streets, but were then

visible at every point. Down this valley came, trickling and prattling

in summer, or raging in winter, a little stream that, as it approached

the sea, flowed in between the crazy tenements of the fisher-folk and

smugglers who then formed the sole population--who then were the only

folk--of Folkestone. This was the "Pent Stream," which found its way

into the sea obscurely enough, oozing insignificantly through the

pebbles where the Stade and the Fishmarket now stand, by the harbour.

Alas! for that forgotten rill; it is now made to mingle its waters with

a sewer, and to flow under Tontine Street in a contaminated flood.

It is true that the small natural harbour was improved so early as

1810, or thereabouts, by Telford, but it was not until after 1844, when

the South-Eastern Railway was opened, that Folkestone began to grow,

and the original village began to be enclosed within the girdle of a

"resort" quite alien from it in style, thought, and population.

There is no love felt for modern Folkestone by the inhabitants of the

old town, who resent the prices to which things have been forced up

by the neighbourhood of the over-wealthy, and resent still more the

occasional descent from the fashionable Leas of dainty parties bent on

exploring the queer nooks, and amusing themselves with a sight of the

quaint characters, that still abound by the fishing-harbour. To those

parties, every waterside lounger who sports a peaked cap and a blue

jersey, and, resting his arms upon the railings by the quay and gazing

inscrutably out to the horizon, presents a broad stern to the street,

is a fisherman, and the feelings of a pilot, taken for a mere hauler

upon nets and capturer of soles and mackerel, are often thus outraged.

[Illustration: THE STADE, FOLKESTONE.]

For the spiritual benefit of the fisher-folk and others of the old

town, there is planted, by the Stade, a "St. Peter's Mission,"

established there by well-meaning but stupid folk who look down,

actually and figuratively, from the modern town upon this spot,

and appear to think it a sink of iniquity. But iniquities are

not always, or solely, resident in sinks; they have been found,

shameless and flourishing, in high places. There are those among the

fisher population who take the creature comforts--the coals and the

blankets--of the mission, and pocket the implied affront; but there

are also those others who, with clearer vision or greater independence

of character, do not scruple to think and say that a mission for the

salvation of many in that new town that so proudly crowns the cliffs

would be more appropriate. "What," asked an indignant fisherman--"what

makes them 'ere hotels pay like they does?" and he answered his own

query in language that shall not be printed here. "If them as goes

there all had to show their marriage-lines first," he concluded, "it's

little business they'd do"; and his remarks recalled and illuminated

the story of a week-end frequenter of one of the great caravanserais

whose Saturday to Monday spouses were so frequently changed that even

the seared conscience of a German hotel-manager was revolted.

Folkestone's fishing-harbour is wonderfully picturesque. Beside

it stands the Stade, a collection of the quaintest, craziest old

sail-lofts and warehouses, timbered and tarred and leaning at all sorts

of angles. Down in the harbour itself the smacks cluster thickly. The

rise and fall of the tide here is so much as eighteen feet, and at the

ebb to descend upon the sand and to look up and along toward the Leas

is to obtain the most characteristic and striking view in the whole

place. There, perched up against the sky-line, is the ancient parish

church of St. Eanswythe, in modern times frescoed and bedizened and

given up to high church practices. There, too, the custom has recently

been introduced of going in procession, with cross and vestments, to

bless the fishing-nets. One wonders what scornful things Ingoldsby

would have said of these doings within the Church of England, and

indeed the fishery seems neither better nor worse for them.

[Illustration: FOLKESTONE HARBOUR.]

That sainted princess, Eanswythe, daughter of the Kentish King Eadbald,

is said to be buried within the church. She was one of the most

remarkable of the many wondrous saints of her period, and performed

the impossible and brought about the incredible with the best of them.

She brought water from Cheriton to Folkestone, making it run up hill,

and incompetent carpenters who had sawn beams too short had but to

invoke her for them (the beams, not the carpenters) to be instantly

lengthened to any extent desired. Monks, too, it was said, whose

cassocks had been washed, and shrunk in the process, could always get

them unshrunk in the same marvellous way; but this must be an error

of the most flagrant kind, for we know that those holy men washed

themselves little, and their clothes never. But whatever marvellous

things she could do, she was not capable of the comparatively simple

feat of preventing her original conventual church being washed away by

the sea.

Folkestone people were of old very largely the butt of the neighbouring

towns. They were said to be stupid beyond the ordinary. Twitted on some

occasion that has escaped the present historian with not being able to

celebrate a given event in poetry, the town produced a poet eager to

disprove the accusation. To show what he could do in that way, he took

as his theme a notable capture that Folkestone had just then made, and

wrote:

A whale came down the Channel;

The Dover men could not catch it,

But the Folkestoners did.

He was, it will be conceded, not even so near an approach to a poet as

that mayor who read an address to Queen Elizabeth, beginning with,

"Most Gracious Queen,

Welcome to Folkesteen."

to which Her Majesty is said to have replied,

"You great fool,

Get off that stool!"

But doubtless these be all malicious inventions. Certainly, though,

"great Eliza" did visit Folkestone, and we can have no doubt that the

usual address was read--can even see and hear in imagination that

mayor reading abysmal ineptitudes "um-um-er-er," like some blundering

bumble-bee, the atmosphere growing thick and drowsy with falsities,

platitudes, and infinite bombast, until that virginal but vinegary

monarch cuts him rudely short. We can see--O! most clear-sighted

that we are!--that tall and angular spinster, sharp-visaged, with

high, beak-like nose, greatly resembling a gaunt hen--but a very game

hen--actually cutting short that turbid flow of mayoral eloquence! we

wonder she does not _peck_ him.

Still hazardously up and down go those old streets and lanes of the

old town--Beach Street, North Street, Fenchurch Street, Radnor Street,

and East Street, whence you look out upon Copt Point and the serried

tiers upon tiers of chalk cliffs stretching in the direction of Dover.

Still the Martello tower stands upon that point, as it stands in the

illustration of Folkestone by Turner, but the swarming population of

to-day has blotted out much of that obvious romance that once burst

full upon the visitor. The romance is still there, but you have to

seek it and dig deep beneath the strata of modern changes before it

is found. Trivial things dot the i's, cross the t's, and generally

emphasise this triumph of convention. "Lanes" become "streets," and

that quaintly illiterate old rendering, "Rendavowe" Street, was

long since thought by no means worthy of more educated times, and

accordingly changed to the correct spelling of "Rendezvous" it now

bears.

Modern Folkestone is already, by effluxion of time, becoming sharply

divided into modern and more modern. The ancient Folkestone we have

seen to be the fishing village, the first development from whose

humble but natural existence, in days when seaside holidays began

to be an institution and the "resorts" set out upon their career of

artificiality, was the "Pavilionstone" of Dickens and Cubitt. The trail

of Cubitt, who built that South Kensington typified by the Cromwell

Road, and was followed by his imitators throughout the western suburbs

of London in the 'fifties and 'sixties, is all over the land, and is

very clearly defined on the Folkestone Leas, whose houses are in the

most approved grey stucco style. The Leas therefore are not Folkestone,

but, as Dickens dubbed them, "Pavilionstone," or, more justly,

Notting-Hill-on-Sea. They and their adjacent contemporary streets

are the seaside resort of yesterday; the red-brick and terra-cotta

houses and hotels, in adaptation of Elizabethan Gothic and Jacobean

Renaissance, that of to-day, a newer and grander place than Cubitt

conceived or Dickens knew.

All those magnificent streets, those barrack-like hotels, all those

bands and gay parterres, and all the fashion that makes Folkestone the

most expensive seaside resort on the south coast, are excrescences.

That only is Folkestone where you really do smell the salt water and

can seek refuge from the cigar-smoke and the Eau-de-Cologne, the

wealthy, the idle, and the vicious, to come to the folk who earn their

livelihood by the sea and its fish, and are individual and racy of the

water and the always interesting waterside life.

[Illustration: _After J. M. W. Turner, R.A._ FOLKESTONE IN 1830.]

The inquirer fails to discover why that hotel, the "Pavilion," of

which Dickens was so enamoured, and from whose style and title he named

the newly-arising town "Pavilionstone," was given that sign. Napoleon

declared, in the course of his great naval works at Cherbourg, that

he was resolved to rival the marvels of Egypt; was Cubitt, in his

building and contracting way, eager to emulate the plasterous glories

of George IV.'s marine palace, the "Pavilion" at Brighton, or, at any

rate, to snatch a glamour from its name? The "Pavilion" has been once,

certainly--perhaps twice--rebuilt since Dickens wrote, and is now,

they say, palatial, and with every circumstance of comfort; but when

Pavilionstone was in the making, it seems to have been a sorry sort

of a hostelry, in which voyagers for Boulogne had sharp foretastes of

the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune which awaited those who

resigned themselves to the cross-Channel passage at that period. This,

says Dickens, is how you came here for that discomfortable enterprise:

"Dropped upon the platform of the main line Pavilionstone Station at

eleven o'clock on a dark winter's night, in a roaring wind; and in

the howling wilderness outside the station was a short omnibus which

brought you up by the forehead the instant you got in at the door; and

nobody cared about you, and you were alone in the world. You bumped

over infinite chalk until you were turned out at a strange building

which had just left off being a barn without having quite begun to be

a house, where nobody expected your coming, or knew what to do with

you when you were come, and where you were usually blown about until

you happened to be blown against the cold beef, and finally into

bed. At five in the morning you were blown out of bed, and after a

dreary breakfast, with crumpled company, in the midst of confusion,

were hustled on board a steamboat, and lay wretched on deck until you

saw France lunging and surging at you with great vehemence over the

bowsprit."

The miseries of crossing between Folkestone and Boulogne are very

greatly assuaged in these times, but still the summer visitants who

have exhausted a round of pleasures find a perennial and cruel joy in

repairing to the pier, where they can gloat over the miserables who,

yellow and green-visaged, step uncertainly ashore after a bad passage.

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