CHAPTER X.

EN ROUTE FOR THE BORDER.

Very soon after their state went out of the Union, and it became

settled that the policy of the central Government was to take

possession of the border states by force, the people of Virginia

decided that the battle was to be fought on her soil. Her nearness to

Washington, the facility of land communication, and the availability of

her waterways for transportation purposes, all pointed to this; and the

southern Government also became aware that the Potomac boundary of the

Confederacy was the one to be most jealously guarded. Under these

circumstances, when the tender of the use of the state capital at

Richmond was made to the Montgomery Government, the advantages of the

move were at once apparent, and the proffer was promptly accepted.

When we returned to Montgomery, preparations for removal were in such

state of progress that the change would be made in a few days. Archives

and public property not in daily use had already been sent on, and some

of the force of the executive departments were already in the new

capital, preparing for the reception of the remainder. Troops in large

bodies had already been forwarded to Virginia from all parts of the

South, and all indications were that, before the summer was over, an

active campaign on the soil of the Old Dominion would be in progress.

About this time, a telegram from Montgomery appeared in the New York

_Tribune_, which created as much comment at the South as at the North.

It stated, in so many words, that the whole South was in motion; that a

few days would see Mr. Davis in Virginia at the head of thirty thousand

men, Beauregard second in command. With the two sections in a state of

open hostility, and with armies already in the field and manoeuvering

for position, it was somewhat singular that the avowed correspondent of

a northern journal should be allowed in the southern Capital; but, when

his dispatches bore on their face some signs of authoritative sanction,

it became stranger still.

The correspondent of the _Tribune_ was a well-known lobby member of

years standing, but avowedly a southern man. His intercourse with the

leaders of the government was, at least, friendly, and his predictions

and assertions in the columns of that newspaper were generally borne

out in fact. The state of the country was an anomalous one, but this

method of waging war was still more so.

The history of the dispatch in question was simply this: There had been

much jubilation in Montgomery over the news from Virginia. Serenades

had been made, speeches delivered, and the invariable whisky had not

been neglected.

Late at night, I was shown a copy of this dispatch, as one about to be

sent. On my doubting it, I was credibly informed that it had been shown

to at least one cabinet officer, and received his approval. And it

went!

When it was finally settled that the Capital was to be moved to

Virginia, the city of Montgomery began to wail. It had all along been

utterly and most emphatically opposed to the location of the government

there. It would ruin the trade, the morals and the reputation of the

town. Dowagers had avowed their belief that the continuance of the

Congress there for one year would render the city as perfect a Sodom as

Washington--would demoralize the society beyond purification.

Men of business had grumbled at being disturbed from their fixed

routine of many years. But now that the incubus was to be removed,

there was a strong pressure to prevent--and bitter denunciations

of--the outrage!

Leaders came out in the papers, advising against the practicability;

scathing articles about perfidy sometimes appeared; and it was, on all

hands, prophesied that the government would lose caste and dignity, and

become a traveling caravan if the change were made. Where will the

nations of Europe find it when they send their ministers to recognize

the Confederate Government?--was the peroration of these eloquent

advocates.

Now, as there was no contract made or implied, in locating the

provisional government at Montgomery, that it was to be the permanent

Capital; or that the exigencies of the war might not necessitate a

change to some point more available, this was at least unnecessary.

True, the people had made sacrifices, and had inconvenienced

themselves. But what they had done was for the country, and not for the

Government; and had, besides, been done equally elsewhere. And the

location, even temporarily, of the Government there had aided the town

greatly. It had become the converging point of railroad and contract

business for the Confederacy; and the depots and storehouses located

there would be of course continued, throwing a vast amount of business

activity and money into it. So, though the people might be somewhat

morbid on the subject, their arguments against the change were, on the

whole, if natural, not founded on fact.

But, perfectly regardless of the thunders of the press and the

growlings of the people, the preparations for removal and the change of

base to Virginia went steadily on. By the 20th of May, everything had

been completed--the President and Cabinet left Montgomery--the fact,

that had for some time been a real one, was formally consummated; and

Montgomery became again the Capital of Alabama.

I had nothing to keep me in town longer, so I started for a leisurely

trip to Richmond. But man proposes; and in this instance, the

Quartermaster's Department disposed that travel was to be anything but

practicable.

Trains, crowded with troops from all directions, met at the junctions,

and there had to lay over for hours, or days. Burden trains, with

supplies for the army, munitions of war, or government property from

Montgomery, blocked the road in all directions; and trains running "not

on time" had to proceed much more carefully than ordinarily. In fact,

there was not the amount of transportation at the disposal of the roads

that the greatly enhanced demands required; and at every station nearer

Richmond, the pressure of passengers and freight became greater.

Through Georgia I bore the troubles of the transit like a philosopher;

but under three detentions between Augusta and Columbia, of from nine

to thirteen hours, patience and endurance both gave way.

South Carolina had gone into the war with her eyes wider open than

those of her sisters; and while she had yet time, was straining every

nerve to utilize all her available resources and to make new ones. Her

factories, tanneries and foundries were all in constant and active

operation; she was making bountiful preparation for the future.

Everywhere in the South was earnest endeavor and heartfelt enthusiasm

for the cause; but I saw it nowhere directed into such practical and

productive channels, thus early, as in South Carolina. Charleston,

Pensacola and Virginia had drained her of younger and more active men;

but the older ones and her vast resources of slave labor made up for

the loss, and neither time nor energy seemed to be misapplied.

After a rest, I found a freight train with a philanthropic conductor,

and started for Kingsville. _Vae Victis!_

I reached that station--what a misnomer!--in a driving mist and a very

bad humor. Neither was a fine preparation for the news that a train had

smashed seventeen miles above, tearing up the track and effectually

blocking the road. The down train, with which we were to connect, could

not come through; not a car was visible; no one knew when we could get

off, and the engine we had left was just disappearing around a

curve--Charlestonward.

One hopeful individual ventured a mild suggestion that we should have

to stay all night. He weighed a hundred and eighty pounds, at

least--not a fraction less--so I remained passive; but ten pounds

subtracted from his avoirdupois would have brought him a black eye.

Stay all night! The idea was an ague!

Kingsville was a splendid aggregation of one house and a long platform.

The town--_i.e._, the house--had, even in palmy days, been remarkable

on the road for great dirt, wretched breakfasts and worse whisky. You

entered at one door, grabbed a biscuit and a piece of bacon and rushed

out at the other; or you got an awful decoction of brown sugar and

turpentine in a green tumbler. Constant travel and crowds of passing

soldiers had not improved it in any particular. The very looks of the

place were repugnant enough in the daytime, but

"Bold was he who hither came

At midnight--man or boy!"

I felt that a night in the rain under the pines, with my bag for a

pillow, would be endurable; but no mortal with a white skin could dare

those bloated and odorous feather-beds, where other things--in the

shape of mordants, vivacious, active and gigantic--besides

"Wicked dreams abuse the curtained sleeper."

To mend matters, Gartrell's regiment of Georgians, eight hundred and

fifty _strong_, and three other companies of Georgians from Pensacola,

had been left here to meet a way-train, which failing, they bivouacked

by the roadside. In all there were over eleven hundred tobacco-and-gin

redolences, remarkably quiet for them; shooting at a mark, going

through squad drill, drinking bad liquor by the canteen and swearing in

a way that would have made the "Army in Flanders" sick with envy.

In the latter amusement I joined internally; and it did me so much good

that I bought the anti-administration newspaper of Charleston and,

getting out of bullet range, put my back against a tree and tried to

read. _Mercury_ was ever a blithe and sportive god, and his gambols on

Mount Olympus were noted in days of yore; but the modern namesake--or

else my present position--had soporific tendencies; and fear of the

target shooters growing dimmer and dimmer, I lost myself in sleep.

It was near sundown when I was awakened by the snort of a locomotive,

and a freight train hove in sight. The drums rolled, the troops formed

in line, each packing his household on his back as he trotted along;

and, as the cars backed up, the men broke ranks and jumped aboard,

filling every crack and corner, and seeming to pile on top of each

other.

A berth there was utterly impracticable to any man with any of his

senses in active operation. That squirming, dense mass of humanity was

more than the oldest traveler could stand, and I gave up my place in

the rush. Luckily, there was an express car along, and I found the

agent. He was very busy; and eloquence worthy of Gough, or Cicero, or

Charles Sumner got no satisfaction. Desperation suggested a masonic

signal, with the neck of a black bottle protruding from my bag. The man

of parcels melted and invoked terrible torments on the immortal part of

him if he didn't let me "g'long wi' the 'spress," as he styled that

means of locomotion.

The accommodation was not princely--six feet by ten, cumbered with

packages of all shapes and sizes and strongly flavored with bacon and

pipe. Yet, "not for gold or precious stones" would I have exchanged

that redolent corner. The agent waxed more and more polite as the

bottle emptied, regretted the want of room, regaled himself with

frequent "nips," and me with anecdotes of a professional nature.

From him was learned that he was with the train that had carried my old

friends, the Zouaves, to their fresh fields of glory in Virginia. They

retained a lively recollection of their lesson at Montgomery, and had

kept rather quiet till reaching Columbia. There the devil again got

unchained among them, and they broke out in a style to make up for

their enforced good behavior.

"Sich a shooting of cattle and poultry, sich a yelling and singing of

ther darned frenchy stuff--sich a rolling of drums and a damning of

officers, I ain't hear yit"--said the agent. "And they _does_ ride

more on the outside of the cars than the inside, anyhow."

Beyond Weldon a knot were balancing themselves on the connecting beams

of the box-cars. Warned by their officers, they laughed; begged by the

conductors, they swore. Suddenly there was a jolt, the headway of the

cars jammed them together, and three red-legged gentlemen were mashed

between them--flat as Ravel in the pantomime.

"And I'm jest a-thinkin'," was his peroration, "ef this yere reegement

don't stop a-fightin' together, being shot by the Georgians and beat by

their officers--not to mention a jammin' up on railroads--they're gwine

to do darned leetle sarvice a-fightin' of Yanks!"

After this period the agent talked, first to himself and then to the

black bottle; while I, seated on a box of cartridges, lit my pipe and

went into a reverie as to the treatment the surgeons would use in the

pneumonia sure to result from the leaks in the car.

In the midst of an active course of turpentine and stimulants, I was

brought to myself by a jolt and dead halt in mid-road. The engine had

blown off a nut, and here we were, dead lame, six miles from a station

and no chance of getting on.

My Express friend advised very quietly to "quit this and walk onter

Florence."

"'Taint but a small tramp after all," he said. "And ye'll jest catch

the A.M. up train and miss the sojers. Jest hand this yere to the A. &

Co.'s agent, and he'll help yer ef she's crowded. Here's luck!" and he

took a long pull at the bottle and handed it back--rather

regretfully--with a dingy note on the back of an Express receipt.

For the benefit of literature in ages yet unborn, I give a careful

transcription of this document:

_"Deer bil this gentilman Is a verry peerticular frend of

mine--also My brother-en-law. And you must give him sum Help ef he

needs any cos Our engen she's run of the track And I won't be long

afore to morrer._

_"Yours trewly,_

"GRIMES."

Thus armed, I shouldered my bag and started on my tramp over the wet

and slippery track, reaching Florence at gray dawn. As I came in sight,

there stood the train, the engines cold and fires unlit. I had full

time, but my good luck--the first since I started--put me in a glow,

and I stepped out in a juvenile pace that would have done credit to

"the Boy" in training days. As I came nearer, my mercury went rapidly

down to zero. Every car was jammed, aisles packed and box-cars crowded

even on top. The doorways and platforms were filled with long rows of

gray blankets that smelt suggestively human! Crowds of detained

passengers and three companies of the "Crescent Guard" had taken their

places at midnight, and slept with a peacefulness perfectly

aggravating. As I walked ruefully by the windows, there was no hope!

Every seat was filled, and every passenger slept the sleep of the just;

and their mixed and volleyed snoring came through,

"Keeping time, time, time,

In a sort of Runic rhyme."

There was no sort of use. I'd have to try the Express, and deep was my

chuckle as I reread my friend Grimes' remarkable production. It would

be an oasis in this desert--that Express car; but lo! when I went to

look for it there was none on the train!

Dead beat I sat on the platform and awaited day. When a fireman began

operations on the engine, I meekly queried where the Express was.

"Be n't none," was the surly rejoinder.

I was wet and tired and generally bewildered. Was it a wonder that I

then and there swore at that fireman, as only meek and long-suffering

men, when aroused, can swear? The volley was effective, however, and he

very politely told me the agent would "be roun'" before the train

started. Presently he pointed out the desired individual, to whom I

hastened to hand my note. Now the terrible denunciations my former

friend had made on his own soul were as nothing to what the present

representative of Adams & Co. called down upon his own and everybody

else's immortal function.

"Well, I hope to be eternally ---- ---- by ----! But it ain't no use!

---- ---- my ---- soul, ef yer shan't ride somehow!" remarked this

profane expressman. "Yer be Hector Grimes' brother, and by ----! go

yer shell! Yer married his sister Cynthy--the one as squints? Why

---- ---- me! I knowed her when she wasn't knee high--and yer done

---- ---- well, by ----! Here, Potty!" and he addressed a greasy man

just mounting the mail car--"Here be Grimes' brother, as _must_ git to

Weldon, by ---- ----! So hist him along, will yer?"

"O.K. Jump in, Mr. Grimes," agreed the mail agent; and by this time I

was so wet and disgusted I didn't care who I was. So in I went, playing

_Grimes_ "for this night only."

"Here's luck, Potty! may ---- ---- me, but I'm glad I met yer, Grimes,"

remarked my profane friend, taking a long pull at the bottle I handed

him in my gratitude. "Here's to your wife, Grimes!" and the cars

starting just then, "deer bil" took another pull and, with great

absence of mind, put the bottle in his pocket and waved us adieu.

The Mail car, like the Express, was a box ten feet by six--one-half the

space filled with counter and pigeon-holes, and the other half with

mail-bags. Into the remainder were crammed the agent--specific gravity

equal to that of two hundred and ninety pounds of feathers--a friend of

his and myself. The friend I soon found was what is known as "a good

traveling companion;" _i.e._, a man who keeps himself primed with broad

stories and bad whisky, and who doesn't object to a song in which the

air always runs away with the harmony. After we started I tried to

sleep. It was no use. Lying on one mail-bag with another for a pillow,

that is liable to be jerked out at any station to the near dislocation

of your neck, with a funny man sitting nearly on you, are not sedatives.

My bottle was gone, so I drank gin out of the funny man's. I hate

gin--but that night I hated everything and tried the _similia similibus_

rule.

We missed connection at Weldon. Did anybody ever make connection there?

We were four hours late, and with much reason had, therefore, to wait

five hours more. If Kingsville is cheap and nasty, Weldon is dear and

nastier. Such a supper! It was inedible even to a man who had tasted

nothing but whisky, gin and peanuts for forty-eight hours. Then the

landlord--whose hospitality was only equaled by his patriotism--refused

to open his house at train time. We must either stay all night, or not

at all--for the house would shut at ten o'clock--just after supper. So

a deputation of the Crescents and I waited on him, and after a plain

talk concluded to "cuss and quit." So we clambered into some platform

cars that were to go with the train, and, after a sumptuous supper of

dried-apple pies and peanuts, slept the sleep of the weary.

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