WATCHING THE KETTLE

There is a bit of proverbial philosophy afloat to the effect

that “a watched kettle never boils.” False philosophy this,

whether taken literally or figuratively. In the one case it

is an idiotic superstition; in the other, a stupid mistake;

in either, a humbug and a cheat. Cease to watch your business

kettle, and what comes of leaving it to take care of itself?

It either becomes stone-cold or blows up. You don’t want your

enterprise over-done, and you don’t want it under-done. Your

object is to strike the golden mean between lukewarmness and

the explosive point, represented, we will say, by 212 of

Fahrenheit. How are you to stimulate the contents of your kettle

up to the right mark--to make them ebullient without turning

them into a dangerous element--unless you regulate the upward

tendency judiciously? It is only the neglected business kettle

that never boils to a good purpose. Suppose Lord Worcester,

Marquis of Somerset, had not watched his kettle, and so had

not observed the phenomenon of the flapping lid, forced into

motion by the pressure of the escaping steam? If the marquis

had not received that hint from his watched kettle as to the

latent force of steam, who can tell what deprivation of motive

power mankind would have undergone? Your moral kettle must be

looked after, too, or it is more likely to freeze than boil.

Morality without the warmth of feeling necessary to make it

active, is not of much use. In fact, all the figurative kettles,

individual and social, included within the range of human

hopes and duties, require to be closely watched. The world is

paved, as one may say, with the wrecks of kettles which would

have been of incalculable utility if they had been properly

managed--reformatory kettles, for example, which only require

the fire of zeal to keep them going, and the guardianship of

practical common sense to regulate them, in order to become

valuable utensils in the kitchen of progress. To watch your

kettle till it boils, and all the time that it is boiling,

is the only sure way to provide against accidents.--New York

_Ledger_.

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